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Luke Cox wrote:lawyers have always been kinda dumb anyways.

N...nuh-UH.

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CosmicScientist wrote:Heh, it helped. Thanks.

I'M HELPING

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Finally got a blunt weapon last night. Then several more. I'm working on buffing my strength to the point I can one-hand the Vordt mace. Still need to get a tower shield, though.

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If you've got an incredibly puerile sense of humor and a strong stomach, this might cheer you up.

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Man, that nutsack tree fight is awful.

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I picked up the complete editions of AD Police and Doomed Megalopolis last weekend. My collection of semi-obscure sorta-retro maybe-classics grows.

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I'm playing an obsidian-skinned golem-looking motherfucker and planning on going heavy armor, tower shields, and tons of poise.

His name is Contraption.

CONTRAPTION DOES NOT MOVE

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rip hamsteak Honestly the ending was really impressive but SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS I need to make a decision regarding this Software Guild thing. I know things won't get better if I don't change things (my meager bonus and raise proved that), but I'm so damn worried about so many things. I NEED...

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So far I'm having fun--by which I mean I keep getting killed by my own incompetence and can't progress, but that's what I was expecting. It's good to be back.

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Checking standard mechanics after extensive code changes.mov

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I saw a car full of highschool-age girls trying to take my picture as they passed me. They saw I saw them, and gradually sped up and glanced back at me, like they thought I was tailing them. The one in the back seat was wearing bunny ears. What. it's the beard bro i'd fuck You sure they weren't tak...

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EVERYONE IS JOHN

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I actually dialed back the beard a little bit. It was getting uneven around the jawline and MUH SYMMETRY. It's currently very short and I think it makes my jaw look a lot more defined and makes me look five years younger, though your mileage may vary.

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I saw a car full of highschool-age girls trying to take my picture as they passed me. They saw I saw them, and gradually sped up and glanced back at me, like they thought I was tailing them. The one in the back seat was wearing bunny ears.

What.

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Oh holy fuck open my veins
http://k002.kiwi6.com/hotlink/b67543i63 ... Bodies.mp3

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I'm on my third restart because I'm a fucking scrub, but I always keep FABRIZIO FERRARI in the character pool. This time he turned out to be a grenadier, which made me a little sad, but he's still kicking ass. One of my starting characters is a bald chick with big yellow sunglasses and a spiked leat...

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I'm not telling you not to do it or anything, I'm just saying I don't intend to take part. Not judging, just not my idea of a good time.

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An0n3, if you've never heard this, you should. Because it's basically about you at this point, I think.

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Mocking something people did in an attempt to make money is okay, but shitting on how someone chooses to have fun just doesn't sit right with me.

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Raaaaawk You could have prevented this! *whistle* Why didn't you listen? Awwwwwwk

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AN0N AND I ARE FUCKIN UP

http://www.hitbox.tv/endgamerazari

EDIT: Never mind, my PC bluescreened and now I'm sad

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I think I'll probably sit that one out. Not a fan of invading/shitstirring.

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Oh my God

Go the video pages, click the "more" option below it and read the automatically-generated transcript

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God DAMMIT

I just can't keep the weight off. I'm back up to 206 pounds this week. Why can't I stay below 205? I'm never going to hit my goal at this rate.

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That sucks. Don't lose hope!

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hurp

That was the video game equivalent of getting shit on your thumb when wiping your ass.

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KNOCK KNOCK
OPEN UP THE DOOR
IT'S REAL

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We're doing this rhinestone turd tonight:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/451130/

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I propose that the official designation for the peacekeeper should be the Extra Gentle Guardian.

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IM BACK BAYBEEEEEE I'm now self-employed as a fulltime technician / secondhand dealer of musical goods. This means I spend my whole working day fucking around online buying items which I then repair and sell. This means I have a lot of time to hurry up and wait for something to conclude/arrive in t...

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Overall I felt that TF2 and Overwatch, while both having a similar aesthetic of "wacky team of kooky characters in absurdly violent situations", play significantly differently from each other. It's hard to explain, as both have the standard "FPS with additional objectives" style ...

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We (or at least, I) appreciate all the hard work that's gone into this. I look forward to becoming friends with the Egg (assuming I can get BYOND to fucking work again).

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ColonicAcid wrote:jesus christ if your gym just a redneck bar??

We have a thing called Rockbot where people can request songs played over the radio

So frequently

Yes

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Was gud

Fuck in a month and six days I'll not longer be a twenty-something

Slit my wrists and use my blood to drown calves to make really creepy veal

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I hope she gets back okay!

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I was in an earlier one. Nothing recently, though. Enjoyed it enough that I'll probably consider buying it when it comes out.

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It came on at the gym yesterday and got me PUUUUUUMPED

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WHERE VIDEO

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How I've felt lately:

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I HAVE NO STICK AND I MUST PUNJ

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Right, right. I guess I'm always so fixated on gettin' my punj on I forget there's something else you can do with the gas vents.

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Smoke bombs don't see a whole lot of play, weirdly enough--I suppose it's because it's hard to find the barrels. Getting blinded can really mess you up, though.

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Eh, mine's just a surgical scar on the left side of my chin--you can't really see it right now because of the beard (FINALLY). Had a gnarly mole removed back in high school.

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You've got me beat in the eyebrow department as well as the whole "not having any visible facial scars" thing.

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I still love the punji sticks I gotta say

My 'trap everything' strategy rarely pans out but it's so satisfying when I lure someone into a snare and then spikes and then throw a spear and kill him

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STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN PAID

I'M GETTIN BELLIGERENT

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