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mikecari

We Doom now. Demon Invasion gametype when? Also giving the gateway a random chance to send you to Hell would be bretty cool.

mikecari

No reason for them not to have one. Except for balance issues of course, Ops are already incredibly reliant on syndiborgs as it is. I almost always see the old triple borg strategy nowadays. With pinpointers on borgs the ops will literally have NO reason to choose the other items over the syndiborg...

mikecari

Is it possible to counter a power sink with a fuck-ton of power? Or do you always have to find it yourself? If not then maybe make it so that all four solars + singulo can stop a power sink from completely screwing the system.

mikecari

paprika wrote:>player pop has grown dramatically since HG has been put in power
>all of these hated features have attracted more and more new players

Nice usage of strawman. You're literally the most one dimensional person I've ever seen. Are you still trying to blow HG so that you can become a maintainer?

mikecari

I'm not saying your feelings are invalid, I'm just asking that you understand why nobody cares about what you have to say. And yet HornyGranny was the one starting off with the namecalling first, but of course you choose to ignore that because coder bias. Let's face it, you guys made some terrible ...

mikecari

Delicious wrote:1.assistant is pointless without maintenance

>Hurr hurr I can't commit crimes and get away with them as an assistant now.

It's this kind of selfish attitude that gives assistants a bad name.

mikecari

To put it bluntly, this is a goddamn game and shit doesn't need to be this complicated. This this this 1000 times this. TG chem was never meant to be fucking rocket science. No one wants to play chem or medbay anymore because this shit is way too complicated and takes way too long to produce drugs.

mikecari

capi duffman wrote:

Spin the dial +, -, +, switching when the irregular sounds happen.
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By irregular sounds do you mean the sounds in bold text? Or the ones that arent common?

mikecari

I was in that round and OP (the captain) was being a massive shitter and constantly trying to kill lizards and pick fights with centcom. That's not how a captain should behave and like Ikkarus said you're very lucky you didn't get banned for it. Lizards are still players and players are protected by...

mikecari

I tried using a stethoscope to open the safe in the vault today and found it really weird and tedious. I tried to whole right, left, right thing. It didn't work. And the vault keeps spamming sounds sometimes, so is there any specific order or sounds you need to sucessfully open the vault?

mikecari

Aleph wrote:
It's an inprovement over our ancient system

But what was so ancient and bad about TGchem? No one complained except for the coders, who of course got their way because they're not responsible for anything.

mikecari

Forum poll time!!11 Recently chemistry was reworked to have non-tiered chems and instead use LLJK's chemistry However this also replaced bruise packs and ointment and changed the balance of sleepers and cryo Remove goonchem, dont touch sleepers. We like our overpowered sleepers and chems and its ne...

mikecari

Violaceus wrote: So x-ray gun spawned without lockbox before?

It was a lot easier to obtain armory access from the HoP than it was to beg the warden to give you some. Cargo usually never orders pins either.

mikecari

I don't like this idea because it makes blobs almost impossible to fight because the firing pins are required to make xray guns now.

mikecari

MMMiracles wrote:same reason its possible to create a spit roast inside a microwave in a couple of seconds.

M-MUH REALISM

mikecari

Goon chem is fucking horrible. PLEASE REVERT BACK TO TG CHEMS AND REMOVE ALL THE SHITTY GOON CHEMS THAT DONT DO SHIT.

mikecari

Especially for commanding officers like the captain and even the security hardsuits. If the AI releases a plasma fire the command staff is totally fucked with the exception of the chief engineer. It would make sense that security and command hardsuits wouldn't be fucking flammable.

mikecari

paprika wrote:>outrunning the nuke ops

glorycat pls

>fighting the nuke ops on lowpop

It's like a death sentence.

mikecari

Malkevin wrote:Were you wearing your full suit?

How am I supposed to outrun the nuke ops with a full suit of armor on? Be reasonable.

mikecari

The problem I have with cobraman is his shitty attitude and lack of responsibility when it comes to being the captain. As you saw in his adminhelps the guy is completely ignorant of any criticism and throws a tantrum when the crew kicks his ass for it. Honestly it's sickening to see a round get ruin...

mikecari

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mikecari

Anyone else think the new grenade launcher that syndicate borgs have is completely overpowered? It one shot me when I was the captain the other day while I was running for the hills and seems to do way too much splash damage.

mikecari

Easily the best headmin and probably the best admin on the server overall. Amazing work Ikky.

mikecari

allura wrote:tg wiki now has all the new chems

Confirmed for based wiki

mikecari

Numbers has been working on a chemistry rewrite forever. He completed it half a year ago, apparently: https://archive.moe/v/thread/276607493/#q276627754 https://archive.moe/v/thread/276607493/#276630489 I was in that thread, so hopefully linking to it isn't creepy. Woah what the fuck, that's MY thr...

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Reimoo wrote:P-pls no I won't be able to murderbone in maint now

Any traitor worth their salt knows how to build a secret room hideout in maint anyway.

mikecari

Violaceus wrote:Yes to maintenace for assistants
Yes to maintenance for security

There we go, presents an actual counter to greytiding assholes while at the same time allowing assistants to have fun.

mikecari

Fun restored, things are as they should be. Except assistants having maint isn't fun for anyone except for the greyshits themselves. They've been causing a lot more trouble with maint and security not having maint makes it a fucking nightmare to stop them. Doesn't surprise me that lord griffon stea...

mikecari

We have a new game mode on the servers called Ragin Mages. In this game mode, a new wizard spawns every 5 or so minutes. That's basically it. What are your guys opinion on this? It's a relatively new game mode, so we can disable it if you guys do not think it is polished enough to play regularly on...

mikecari

Acts like a huge baby in adminhelp, has a problem admitting he's wrong about anything.

mikecari

PKPenguin321 wrote:Got away scot-free after that. Internals box is a 10/10 item I always keep in my pack.

But if the c4 went off right next to you, wouldn't it have taken you out as well?

mikecari

How does one flood the station with plasma or n02 as a malf/traitor AI or traitor atmos tech?
I've never been able to understand atmos after all this time.

mikecari

Byond account and character name: Glorycat - Gage Thoreau Banning admin: Scaredofshadows Ban type (e.g. Engineering jobban): jobban from command positions, silicons, engineering I think. Ban reason and length: perma I believe, for saying ayy in IC Time ban was placed (including time zone): Some time...

mikecari

If you're gonna nerf the energy gun, then make the tasers only shoot disabler shots too, otherwise there's literally no reason to use the energy gun and the HoP/captain will steal a taser every round instead.

mikecari

mrpain wrote:If you have doubts that a hired sec officer might be an antag you shouldnt hire him in the first place.

I can understand a loyalty implant, but a chem implant just seems pretty meta/power gamey to me.

Then the HoP needs to be held accountable for hiring people without asking for permission.

mikecari

Jesus christ, no one wanted this to be merged and yet it still was. It's like no one gives a shit about the playerbase at this point.

mikecari

AssassinT90 wrote:snip

Ah yes, typical badmin behavior. "I-if you do something intelligent then it MUST be powergaming!"

mikecari

dionysus24779 wrote:snip

How would you make an AI-less borg anyway? Cut one of its wires?

mikecari

DemonFiren wrote:An autism fort.

psssh, now THIS is an autism fort.

Cardboard box forts when?
Papsmear pls make it happen.

mikecari

Back when I was actually kawaii ;_;

mikecari

Maccus wrote:If you want to play as your scaly animal race you deserve to be treated like the closet furry you are

Copy that

mikecari

LAB8 wrote:Tell me about your favorite job and why you love it.

Mining probably since I can just fuck off on the asteroid and I rarely have to visit the station unless its for dumping ore or getting a diamond drill.
In short, miner master race.

mikecari

ColonicAcid wrote: yeah me too actually, there's probs more to the story since >mikecari but whatever.

It's because scaredy has some sort of anti-meme autism where anything that even references a meme leads to a perma-ban. Of course he wont state this in public but loves to shadow ban people for it.

mikecari

Alex Crimson wrote:Yeah they were supposed to be fixed ages ago, but i guess coders didnt feel like it.

They never feel like it. They do it for free.

mikecari

Banned me for saying "ayy man" in IC
10/10 would share a drink with.

mikecari

Saegrimr wrote:Check the name of that pastebin uploader.

Alright you can close the thread, but I thought I had said that after the round ended.

mikecari

[redacted] nevermind, ugh I have shit memory.

mikecari

Xhuis wrote:snip

Haha I was the other op who shot the CE who tried to jack our shuttle. We did some great teamwork even though I almost got caught by shitcurity. You were the real MVP that round.

mikecari

tedward1337 wrote:Do you remember what time this happened at by chance?

It was about 3 or 4 PM I believe. Sorry for late reply.

mikecari

Today I tried to make a super matter containment field in the Bar because the CE wanted to and I did pretty well to be honest until it turns out it was a MALF AI round and my work was for nothing. Oh well. I got revenge for you that round, I shot the shitty malf AI in the face with my antique laser...

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