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search for catgirl You wish you had one of those fluffy tailed fuckholes around you, but alas, you're alone. >APC powering emergency lights Bullshit, emergency lights are powered by internal cells. If the lights are powered at all externally, they're fully powered. I re-examine the APC and lights a...

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Next update will be tomorrow because i'm out all day, so feel free to keep posting and i'll do all the updates when I wake up tomorrow.

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Honestly if there was some way to set a tile back to what it was at roundstart, i'd absolutely repair departments. Even just a manually piloted drone that "remembers" if there was wire/piping on the tile and replaces it, that'd work wonders for fixing the massive power issues and disposals...

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He needs some help.

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Call an authority figure a "stupid fucking idiot" for trying to sort out a situation and see how quickly you land in the shit for being a retard.

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I check to see if my welder has fuel Easy enough, you fish your welder out and take a look at the digital reading on the handle. It reads 20/20. Great stuff, looks like it's got a lot of life left. >SAVE GAME You're not sure what this means, but you think SAVE GAME really hard and hope, but nothing...

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Getting kinda tired of constant 200-300ms ping making gameplay almost impossible as a miner.

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oranges wrote:they dont' say much so it's hard to say how across staffing issues they are

ditto

they seem nice but kinda in the background
not a good or bad, just an observation

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Go out the door, look around, crack glowstick if I need to to see, note any closed doors I can open You check to make sure there's nothing in the dorm room that you've forgotten, and after peering outside the door carefully, you step out into the dorms hallway. Fishing the glowstick out your pocket...

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collect wood You quickly grab the wooden dresser and yank it towards you. It doesn't budge. You instead decide to sit on top of it. You consider this to be collecting wood, since you have no way of transporting the dresser. GOT WOOD! I attempt to get up, walk to the door, and apply my crowbar to th...

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Your head hurts. This doesn't seem right. You try and remember what you were doing last but all that does is make the pounding headache throb. You take stock of your surroundings. You seem to remember being on the metastation brand station, although the lights are currently dimmed to the emergency r...

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what if...

the game itself

was the traitor?????????????????????????

I died to something then watched the station self destruct as antags burst out of every vent along with the massive swarm of space carp.

It was a fun one off.

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iamgoofball wrote:i griefed with slacker996 and Bee York on nox

bee york was a cool guy

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Digdugxx wrote:Lirik the Twitch streamer mentioned it once

he did? godamn

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can't wait for an angrey admeen to give me a bitcoin miner and burn down my house

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oranges wrote:stop pretending we're not trying to fix the issues that would help, and also understand a lot of them appear to be byond client issues as we shake out the vis_contents feature

Might be worth having a server notice to this effect, because as a player all i'm seeing is frustration.

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What can we do about it? People report suffering all sorts of lag, freezing, crashing and awful connection daily, and it seems like nobody is working on making it better. I have to manually reconnect after most rounds at this point, and I just resort to restarting my client to hopefully get it to ru...

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HBL came onto Nox and invited me back to tgstation.

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"pervert with a foot fetish who works at a nail salon" :shock: shut it down MSO knows on topic: goofball you're an odd fella and you say some real fucked up dumb shit, you probably need to get your head beat a little to fix whatever form of advanced autism you have, but i doubt you're an e...

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Goofball died for our sins.

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MSO putting the leathers on the administration.

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Just stick a 10 minute cool-down on joining any ghost roles after any sort of death, that can easily be disabled by a single button on the player panel.
Tada.

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alexch2 is my other account so obviously promote

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Acts professional and decent, but I’m worried the power has gone to their head a little. Their posts come across SOMETIMES as “I’m the admin fuck you listen to me i’m right.”
Just chill out a bit on the forums yeah? You’re a decent bloke otherwise.

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Lumbermancer wrote:wrong subreddit

sorry friendo i wasn't paying attention

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(it could never be us)

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for something that aian't real

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Aren’t you blacklisted?
I feel like you did something super bad like crashing servers or something.

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Continues to be one of the most friendly and helpful admins i've met. My respect is hard to earn and I have buckets full of it for VJ. Always a pleasure to see him online.

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this is my favourite image.

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going off the rails the same way i did
will shortly ascend to a higher state of being and self antag himself until he gets deadminned

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Turned up to the ball, threw on a snazzy swimsuit and rode my date around for a bit. Watched wubli and togopal roleplay, was fun. Watched a bunch of static names sit in a circle and socialise like actual people. Watched joe berry abuse every game mechanic he can to kidnap people. Managed to break in...

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Are you coding all this by yourself?
That's fucking impressive.

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it's not impossible.
i know personally of one developer who disappeared while working on a huge update for a game i played, only to find out a month later he'd been in a fatal car accident.

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This Is Not The Ryan Cobb I Am Looking For

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I'd just like to point out that Ryan Cobb is a constant source of pain for most command and security staff in-game. From an obsession with getting access to sec channels to troll security, to outright helping traitors and criminals as non-antag. From breaking in to sensitive places and stealing ever...

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This is a fantastic thread.
"PM to-Admins: Did Zoey complain, or is this just you acting out?"
I LOVE IT.

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light a room full of bonfires in maint, set up heat exchange pipes under the bonfires and pipe it into the station's air
watch as the station melts like an icecream in june

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he played us like a fiddle

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The AI DID grief you, it was being a cunt for no reason. I hope you killed it.
But what can an admin do? A day ban? An hour ban? It didn't break it's laws, so ultimately, it's just being a dick, which gets it lynched.

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D&B wrote:Perhaps make it spawn fading obsidian spike traps that impale whoever gets in melee range of it

I like this, if you go into melee range it spawns a bloodmaul-esque obsidian spike ( recolored pylon will do ) that hits you for like 50 dmg.

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sticky you spawn enough godamn combat shit as is on bagil, let me enjoy at least 2 hours of actual roleplaying with some tavern music in the background before you take a big smelly shit on it.

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you're a talented coder goof, and that's all that matters to me.
i appreciate you.

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Boris wrote:Sounds like it'll be a joke to kill it with the saw from the blood drunk miner

I might have to give it a melee attack then.

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This megafauna is the "themed" alternative to the clockwork titan. Name: obsidian tendril Desc: A tendril twisted by the power of those who worship Nar'sie. Imbued with blood magic and the soul of an unfortunate miner, this tendril has no issues defending itself and slaughtering those who ...

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You can burn entire departments down by wearing the atmos hardsuit and spamming Z on an RCD.

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Hatfish wrote:what would you get for killing it with a crusher?

Bronze fist, can be attached for an extra 30 brute damage on crusher.

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I’d probably offer a code bounty for it, I’m not a coder.

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Loot would depend on spawn limit.
If only one titan can spawn, all loot drops.
If multiple can exist, one per drop.

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