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toemas wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 4:06 am i think laserguns are overused

I am not sure if I've ever seen a laser gun used for anything that isn't blob/xeno in 11 years

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I am going to fucking win this thing alone

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I'm gonna have to give it a 5/10- you started doing a classic newspaper headline format, but then fucked it for some reason by doing "[COMMA] the nut"
So close to an 8/10 or higher

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Call John Oxford. He's our only hope now.

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Welcome back Crag

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Presumably immediately before my place in the succession hierarchy

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We all know Jordie is next in line as host, followed by that weird Aaron guy I never talked to, then oranges

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Uh... why is that red light blinking? Is that bad? YOU MORON, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT AT THE HELIPORT, NOT FLY INTO THEIR AA RANGE ALREADY... thankfully their main guns are disabled, BUT YOU NEED TO DODGE THE FOOT PERSONNEL'S AA weapons! GET OUT OF THERE! Oh god, oh fuck, uh, wait, shit, lemme hi...

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Operative Gamma, DO YOU RESPOND? Have you assumed cover as one of the guards?!

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datorangebottle wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 10:33 pm Uh... why is that red light blinking? Is that bad?

YOU MORON, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT AT THE HELIPORT, NOT FLY INTO THEIR AA RANGE ALREADY... thankfully their main guns are disabled, BUT YOU NEED TO DODGE THE FOOT PERSONNEL'S AA weapons! GET OUT OF THERE!

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UPDATE TEAMS: TEAM 2 HAS LANDED https://i.imgur.com/txmZrlF.jpeg AWAY FURTHER TEAM 2 SIGNAL THAT THE CHARGES ARE PLANTED I just... eh... can I walk? It's on an island. You're already on the boat with Team 2 who has just landed. JUST STICK WITH THE GROUP. What team am I in? YOU ARE ALSO PART OF TEAM ...

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Shit. We need to launch now. Hopefully we can sabotage the communications tower to stop the call from going through. Someone not going on the mission, go disable the Verizon cell-tower! Otherwise, TEAM 2, GET IN THERE AND START DIGGING THE TUNNEL, Alpha, Beta, Delta, and Gamma, get to your respect p...

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an excellent title for this thread wouldve been "free willy" I literally thought of this independently when I first saw the appeal earlier (before seeing this thread) and I started to make a nut with that name, but checked unopened threads just in case I am absolutely LIVID (genuinely irr...

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Don't mind Singful, he's just going through a hard time and feels the need to take it out on others. Some day he'll look back and regret being abrasive. But it's okay, we can forgive him now. I try all the time to do nice things for people. People always need a leg up, especially personally. People ...

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The bwoinks happen at midnight

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I am so sad...

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The plan will begun tomorrow at 17:00 Hours. Any last volunteers report in. Good luck and godspeed to you soldiers.

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Actually fuck oranges baited me into responding so hard

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oranges wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 9:25 pm tg players when there's even the slightest hint of conflict.

I think they are all permabottoms

A true top knows when to use restraint. Only a bottom would be unwilling to lock it.

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iwishforducks wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:29 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:24 pm Let's lock the thread how bout that
i'm going to lock you in a chest binding of isaac style

LOCK.

IT.

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Yeah the only bad change oranges actually made on the codebase was removing the singulo

Rounds have been genuinely less fun since that

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This is the only time I will ever say this, but Vekter was right to make that remark. It is not uncommon for people to stir drama by making up things to paint themselves in the better light, even though they may very well have been told why they were banned, or didn't NEED to be told why because it ...

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In exchange for not telling us every detail of this, MSO should tell us something completely unrelated but interesting

How's that deal sound, @MSO?

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doorhinges would be a step up as our headcoder

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How do these threads always come back to 2beard somehow

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Armhulen literally copied my naming scheme: add more 'n's to the end of your username as you make new accounts.

Armhulen -> Armhulenn
Bawhoppen -> Bawhoppennn

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This is not the type of thread for a nut. Let's go allergy-free and lock this one.

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You are recieving this email because you are subscribed to this thread. Click here to be unsubscribed _____________________________________________________________________________________________ No. I'm so fucking done with all of these limpdick threads, we have a rp subforum. Use it. I don't know...

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Archie700 wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 5:19 am
EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Wed May 03, 2023 2:20 am image-150.png

This is diapermov
this is the second diaper fetish fuckery on tg community I have heard of in less than a month

It's a prelude. Of things to come.

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Glad to see those who have already volunteered. Excellent stuff. This plan is gonna go swimmingly.
Who else wants in?

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Wubli you need to be more subtle

The fallen tic-tac bit is the oldest one in the book

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Thank you Capsandi, very cool.

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There's like 8 mind blowing things in this peanut and I don't even know where to begin to respond Is this the man from the high tribunal of the 12 admeanut posters? same guy, yes Holy shit. >thirdly and last: the reason why im making this appeal is because i have apperently had someone post my ban a...

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Alright guys. It's time. Bonermaster needs to be freed. Here's the plan: We have 3 teams of 6 + 4 solo operatives. Team 1 "Luck-bringers", will enter by stealth boat at Entry Point 2. They are going to create a distraction at Action Point B. Something explosive and flashy. This will lure t...

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kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:47 pm Baw is THRIVING and SURVIVING.

I've been alone since Day 1 when my teammates got themselves killed. I am gonna win this thing by sheer willpower.

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Wait nvm I get the joke

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There's no appeal yet, that comes later

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Helios wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 2:25 pm Is there more or less furries since SoS left?

Oh fuck you're right

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Now that the mods are gone

IT'S TIME TO PARTY

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Oh my god. my post was on the wrong thread. I'm gonna ban myself for 24 hours goodbye https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/386020144037756950/1102772670891839538/image.png edit: Information You are not allowed to ban yourself. I'm not allowed to ban myself. maybe i'll ...

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Seriously though I think the name ruling is pretty silly

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As for why the decision was made to take Birdshot over Kilo, I believe it is better for us to have a map that has room to grow and an active creator the map has consistently proven to be problematic for new code additions due to its scale, and it receives little maintenance outside of the bare esse...

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I still thing we should have swing mechanics

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Since the Syndicate is just the coalition of rival companies, presumably their only stations would be military/strategic posts to feud with Nanotrasen. Then each of the individual companies would have stations befitting of their individual industries.

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This is a 25% code, 75% policy issue

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Out of repo map-loading @Cyberboss

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Everyone is gonna complain no matter what, you know that already oranges

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blackdav123 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:33 pm BLOW UP DELTA SEND IT INTO THE SUN SPAWN NUKIE TEAMS TO WIPE OUT DELTA OBLITERATE DELTA USING BLOBS TEAR DELTA IN HALF USING NARSIE

This guy gets it

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