/tg/Station 13

Wyzack wrote:Give the detective an old style lemat revolver with a second barrel for a single shotgun shell

i fuckin wish. it'd be more stylish than a judge

Revisions Single-Action: + damage at 35 as to offset the extremely slow fire rate and slower reloading Derringer: + instantly downs someone like det revolver - damage is now 20 Det Stun Revolver the same Rubber-ball gun. +/- projectiles have a chance to ricochet back at you if you shoot at a wall, r...

Yeah I'd like a purely lethal detective revolver for when shit's going down. Probably stechkin levels at 30 damage just use a screwdriver on your gun. yeah and itll explode i've literally never seen it not explode after being screwdrivered also all of these are SUGGESTIONS, changes can be made depe...

make it able to use consoles and then you have artificial hulk

I llllike it!

The det revolver skins are really nice as it allows you a little bit of customization, but when I saw some of the skins, I got an idea: Revolver sidegrades/replacements. Not everyone prefers using the revolver (I see detectives just leaving them in their office and getting tasers or eguns from the w...

... so you were walking around naked doing seriously creepy stuff, threw an officer into a window FNR, and assaulted the HoS after he arrested your metabuddy for trespass? I don't get it, the grenade sounds like karma here. 'metabuddy' I had literally met the dude that round and he was in no way a ...

Shoutout to Kevinz/Mekhi for being one of the few relatively-sane people on the server






that's it I don't know anyone else I can't remember names

tfw you get your valids on for a non traitor >be me, detective like always >hos joins, immediately orders sec to brig random people and if it's longer than 5 minutes to perma them >nobody does this, multiple tell hos to fuck off >hos keeps arresting person I just fucking released, person is attacke...

this was hours ago but I'm still just as salty >be me, detective like almost always >walk around wearing only jockstrap (nekkid), shoes, and headset >meet absorbs-the-crew or whatever, a nekkid lizard >we go around 'extending our proboscis'' at people, see only other sec guard >grab him and throw hi...

To be fair though, how in the sweet fuck do you not know what carbon dioxide is? That is some basic high school level shit I was exhausted and extra mentally-deficient as a result at the time. Also I can't read very well. Those two factors lead to some stupid mistakes. That's why I almost always pl...

Super Aggro Crag wrote:its too easy to break into and have your null rod and stuff stolen

yes

having a few windows separate a robust melee weapon and the rest of the lawless wasteland known as the station isnt ample defence

not exactly a story but
"What the fuck is carbon dioxide?" follows me wherever I go

mfw someone posts it again

I actually do pixel art as a past time and for a game I'm working on. I'm down to sprite things.

Alex Crimson wrote:LW servers are up. Everything seems fine.

gib ip

and the question remains...party this weekend? stay tuned for updates :happy: http://killsixbilliondemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/WON38.jpg gibe ip no seriously I've been interested in Lifeweb for a while but heard the community was cancer, so it's possible the loss of the forums has purged ...

"This is gonna suck"

"*insert name* a shit"

"What the fuck is carbon dioxide (fug u)"

I just had my best traitor round ever. >Be RD, immediately get salty as I roll RD almost every round when it's on low priority >"GODDA-" You are the traitor! >Oh nice. >Last two times I was RD traitor I got robusted, this time will be the same, I know it >Steal the hypospray >No CMO >Oh ye...

>Colonial Marines again >lowpop round, like 3 aliens in total, about 10 or so marines >bravo squad leader steals the shuttle and gets branded a deserter >we find 3 survivors armed to the teeth, dragging around a dead runner >two kill themselves by walking in front of the shuttle's autocannons, disco...

>Be me, Erma Felna, Colonial Marines >skeleton crew, only like 5 marines in total >decide to simply bum rush the station, all is going well, we close in on the hive >and then the queen walks out >she screams, everyone is knocked down >I get facehugged, everyone is either facehugged or shooting at th...

[06:13:43]ADMIN: HELP: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): for some reason my airtank wouldnt connect to my internals so i just randomly suffocated in space, what the flying fuck - heard by 2 non-AFK admins who have +BAN. [06:14:31]SAY: Ghost/RedMcCloud : MY INTERNALS LITERALLY SHUT OFF AND I SUFFOCATED [0...

People ask me ingame, constantly, "What is carbon dioxide?"
Normally, I'd let it go, but now...



Can you not?

Your byond account: Red McCloud Your character name: Kolt Saudwell Their character name: Dana Rey Server and time: Sibyl, approx. 8:30 - 9:00 P.M. Western Coast Logs and/or screenshots: I dc'ed, Vekter told me the admins have them anyways. Description of what happened: Oh boy here we go. Escape was ...

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I'm gonna keep this short. Name(s):RedMcCloud, Kolt Saudwell Banning Admin: Ausops Ban Type: Perma from security Reason: Shitty HoS because I didn't fully understand what to do back then Time: No idea, I know it was over a month ago. I got banned because I was a shitty HoS. That was litreally the on...

I'll keep this thread up for 24 hours in case anymore needs to be said then I'm locking it. I personally think my PERMANENT jobban should be lowered to something like a month because then i will have something to look forward to instead of just twiddling my thumbs and wondering, while still being r...

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[ausops] RedMcCloud - sec jobban + Perma Byond account and character name: RedMcCloud, and I fluctuate between Kolt Saudwell and Red McCloud Banning admin: ausops Ban type (What are you banned from?): sec jobs and server Ban reason and length: shooting the bartender on the shuttle with a stetchkin a...

Byond account and character name: RedMcCloud/RedMcCloud Banning admin: tsaricide Ban type (What are you banned from?): Server ban Ban reason and length: Reason: Beat a person to death for picking up his axe, then beat the cmo to death for shooting him with a syringe trying to stop him. Was a securit...