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Mark Barnes

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>think up a mime gimmick >join in as Old Tom the mime >start emoting about me communicating important messages through overly elaborate means but leaving out the actual messages >do this all round >decide that it's not meta enough, start scrabbling "swear word" on the floor >captain passes...

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im fine with any changes to janitor as long as i can still mop up blood in the middle of the floor and point to signs.

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you can still get defibbed if your damage isn't over 180, though.

i may have to figure out timeofdeath-based cloning (20% difference either way), but i can't really wrap my head around the formula to make that work (it's probably pretty simple but aaaa)

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>janitor
>boring

its as if you've never slipped half of security when they're chasing somebody down the halls.
i fucking love playing janitor tbh

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https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/11202

3 TC, 15 damage, can be concealed in much the same way as a sleepypen.

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nah the floor is just sloped slightly in other areas.

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the problem here is that they can then just fill him up with charcoal and all his toxins magically disappear.

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Yeah, those windows are going to block stunbolts so you can just laser the turrets from behind the windows.
Apart from that it's pretty well-designed imo.

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TheNightingale wrote:You should be able to rename the agent ID card, and use a voice changer like the changeling's power (by typing in the name).

literally how voice changers work right now.

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https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/11182

much-needed change imo, death is literally meaningless right now. if your body is found you're back on your feet in aproximately two femtoseconds. now if traitors want people to stay down a little while longer they have a way to do that.

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gas the liggers when

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good question.

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yeah well i havent seen anybody suggest we take our ram out of our computer and stick it up our butt either.

you may want to place this suggestion here: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32

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my favorite law to upload to the AI is "You are a kawaii japanese schoolgirl that has a crush on the crew".

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remove paladin board y/y

robocop board shouldnt even exist onstation.

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yeah, im considering adding a few more things but that wouldn't be very hard. well, flesh PDA might be. i might just make it an ID with proper name and job (even if it looks like a PDA) also considering making flesh backpacks a thing etc. (the items wont drop if you change from one disguise to anoth...

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flesh clothing is already completely coded dude

but yeah team objectives sound cool and i would actually like to see a "team traitor" mode with similar objectives,

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some prs have like fifteen commits, we need one thread per PR that is tagged with balance, feature or controversial.

we almost never push directly to master.

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>coming to tg to avoid drama

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supermeme shard is hilarious sometimes >shuttle called >shuttle arrives >board shuttle >im a bit hurt >go to shuttle medbay >SM shard in medbay fnr >dont question it >patch myself up >SM shard suddenly travels across the room fnr >burn and die, SM shard irridiates everybody else to death. i was laug...

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DrPillzRedux wrote:
NikNakFlak wrote:Says the guy who made the "/Tg/ Isn't good enough for me and you all suck and Im leaving to goon forever" thread :^)
actually I said until you stop sucking!

Blipblapshat can't read what a tot

>implying that tg doesnt suck right now

lol

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i recognize the name

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Ling at its worst was ling without armblade. Ling without armblade becomes "greytider that is a little harder to kill". We tested that, we played ling that way for months, and everyone agreed it was 100% awful. Letting them mimic clothing would be interesting but it really wouldn't do any...

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inertial fusion reactors

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EDIT: In light of recent changes I have shelved this. I'll be comitting the enhanced disguise, though. ling is shite right now, this everybody knows. This is my suggested rework of changelings, I have completed the disguise ability. (and already have conflicts ;-;7) It's based around the idea of an...

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so it cant be held against oldman but it can be held against us? :^]

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Wouldn't people just keep the door open during the bolting to bolt it open? I mean I know you guys want the AI to basically be removed but turning it into a free emag whenever it even dreams of stopping you isn't better. that's trivial to circumvent, though, you could just make it "close and b...

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unable to read the .dmm as just an error message means that DM has corrupted your map. Unless you have backups or use the past versions thing you probably lost it forever.
Always keep backups, DM is a piece of shit.

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doors should slowly play their close animation while being bolted by the AI, for that action-movie feel.

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Slot machines are theoretically some of the cleanest code you'll find because I made them while being heavily scrutinized by Gia and Rock, you could try looking at those.

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If it is widely supported opinion among admins and players that you need to let the baloon man go isn't their intent in spawning the balloon to banbait? I mean I ignore them myself but if pro balloon policy is enforced it is basically institutionalized banbaiting. you cant ahelp being killed over a...

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time to make a thread about it being impossible to make a thread about an underlying problem without it being derailed towards currently relevant controversial topics :^]

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presented without comment

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this station actually looks interesting and not horribly bland, unlike ministation.

have all of my

s, friend, you are doing god's work.

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linked lists murder your cache performance bruh

good thing that byond is so shit that it doesnt have any cache performance anyway.

also byond lists are not linked lists, theyre red-black trees.

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Gun Hog wrote:1. Give the clown a whoopie cushion, which will play a fart sound upon attack_self() or crossed()! If injected with reagents, it will release them in a 1x1 gas cloud!

wrong thread

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Because stealing a pair of magboots and idling in arrivals O2 locker isn't fun. You'll get your greentext though! Because executing someone for having a pair of secret documents on them isn't fun, when you could just confiscate them, put a tracking implant in them, and tell them to fuck off. They'l...

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A gang set up a dominator in engineering.

Spoiler:

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I'm fairly sure that somebody (either Kor or Ikky) increased the traitor amounts to 1/5 or something like that. Maybe make a thread in policy discussion or something to get some hard numbers on what the amounts are and what you want them to be, it's being mentioned everywhere but in such a "by ...

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I meant without raising suspicion from the guy making chemicals and having sec/the AI on your ass before even getting a real chance to kill. Yeah, chemistry is surrounded by highly public spaces on all sides, and there'll almost always be somebody inside. It's not the sort of room you can stealthil...

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also install notepad++ if you're on windows.
use that to edit the code and to search the code, it's great.
notepad++ has a "define your own language" feature which allows syntax highlighting for arbitrary languages.
here's an XML file for DM:
http://pastebin.com/abzbCU1n

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i SAID that the new crew monitor would be too powerful, but it would obviously change nothing right

also how is an omniscient ai that can be anywhere on the station within 3 seconds (i tried to nerf it but WHAT IF AI IS NOT INSTANT DEATH FOR ALL ANTAGS ANYOMRE) not the problem.

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traitors havent really caught much in the way of nerfs, though?

parapen+c4 was removed but thats hardly a murderboner tactic as both items were single-use.

the ebow has gotten a buff if nothing else, and the AI has always been omniscient.

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1. find easy-looking bug
2. join #coderbus
3. try to fix bug
4. repeat until you are a god

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sticky can do some p robust murderboners yeah.

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this is a pretty interesting idea, actually.
it would probably require a remap of the medbay, though.

(or we could keep the job titles and give all of them all the medbay access)

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the real problem is common radio

also oldman friendly reminder that you can cut cameras with 0 warning to the AI now, and the camera sprite is so tiny that nobody else will notice.

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yeah we could just have breaking a pipe schedule the network to be redrawn on the next tick before atmos processes.

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in theory it's supposed to set everything around it on fire but the problem with that is that everything around it is already eaten.

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