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>mulligan extended after malf ai ded >suddenly xenos >knock out a larva >shitcurity borg just sits there when I ask it to cuff, it has 10 seconds to do so >after it wakes up, go to tool storage >make cable cuffs >go to medbay and find a guy with an unconscious xeno >cuff it, heal it >we head to xeno...

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Deitus wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:snip
i was the CE that round, did someone BOH singulo or what? and was it something else before wiz?

I think that was it, I heard something in deadchat about a non antag doing it.

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>ass station >lizard assistant >suddenly percy is shitting himself when he finds an unconscious plasmaman with no tank >get him up with my medipen >going to research to get a tank >crazy guys think that I'm the one who is killing the plasmaman >go to research and ask the rd for help >tells us to fuc...

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Why. Ascendants are supposed to be your treat after winning as Sling, immortality with instakill powers and can go anywhere. Are people seriously that assblasted about not being able to kill Ascendants that they got nerfed? Yeesh pretty sure they are still invincible, i think the one in that story ...

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SAFE SEX XENO hisses, "Double wrap those double dongers"

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I'm gonna be a shithead and say take inspiration from goon. On their nuke mode, you had to drag the nuke to the center of the station as it moves, like payload in TF2, after you got the disk. So you could make the endgame assault easier by stealthing the part where you steal the disk. How about mak...

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Wizards should be able to get a finger gun. makes a pew sound effect when fired, cannot be dropped, and has infinite ammo.

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The best part is, from what I hear, the ascendant was changed to have 600 hp- if the captain got gud, he actually could have killed you using a shotgun.
It was hilarious when he flailed at you and ran away.

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>Be next round >Ask HBL if I get something cool for being the most robust combatant in the arena >Get a wish >Wish to be an ascendant >Meme that entire round What a Story of AwesomeTM Were you the inspector ascendant? If so you didn't hear, but the captain who got dunked started to try to argue in ...

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Bluespace wrote:yes

as in send it to locations, or they can actually control it perfectly with wasd?

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If you put an ai on a hacked mulebot, can it control it?

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ah fuck it crashed

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>highlander on ministation >be lizard assistant >go to medbay >kill a nerd >guy hiding in locker pops out >knock down, gg >suddenly plasma >guy comes in to hide >we realise we need each others help for ideas >We decide to use chemistry, and try to find a way to empty the anesthetic tank >guy with pl...

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TheNightingale wrote:I'll usually just drag them onto the asteroid and sit there plinking at it with a kinetic accelerator for a minute or two. Problem solved.

Dude, its waaay faster to 1. use gibtonite 2. trick a goliath into walking into the crate. both insta break it.

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>metastation >assistant blob >wall off the hidden surgery, cover the windows with walls >burst into an oil one >other blob is an oil one too >he says he is in incinerator >we are literally one room away from each other >he splits while I expand into atmos >its a green thing >all 3 of us communicate ...

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>Metastation >sleeping carp gang head >promote salts and random guy >get 10 people, 35% influence >lane arrests me >realises shit hit the fan, plasma everywhere >allows me to escape in exchange for a plasma scroll >manage to gather the 3 remaining gang members >salts, jay saylor, and me >c4 into vir...

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bandit wrote:make your own damn sign you noob

that's also almost exactly what the admin said after I prayed for the sign. I did make my own damn sign.

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People with brain damage sometimes say "CHELP"

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>normal assistant >speaks-her-mind is making a religion about admins never answering prayers or something >pray to have a sign that says "speaks-her-mind is fat >rune she made yells 'SPEAKS HER MIND IS FAT" >I get renamed to fatty-fatty-no-friends >rant about it in the bar >get banned for ...

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Only lizards as command staff! Na. Anti-lizard racism should be multiversial. Ey my friend, lizards run the syndicate. On a syndie station, they're in charge. Actually, lizards run all of human society and have for the past couple centuries, but keep quiet about that. I knew the reptillian humanoid...

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Probably me. During a blob round I died and got angry so I made a huge paragraph-long rant in deadchat. Or so I thought. When I saw it pop up in blue letters I immediately realized my mistake. Ban reason was: "EES NOT DEDCHAT LEETLE MAN!" what was the rant about? why did the death piss yo...

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Screemonster wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:Make a ban request
yah, rule 1 still covers lizards, an AI can't random-murder as nonantag just because you're a lizard any more than a human can.

Again, I forgot who it was already.

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Zilenan91 wrote:Make a ban request

too lasy and worried I will somehow fuck it up, also I forget who it was already. I just hope the admin who crashed will deal with it.

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1. its got no cool pets, instead of pete its pun pun, pon pon, and pin pin, and popo or something probably 2. perma is retarded 3. maint spiders and soul shard are retarded 4. hos cannot even get his hands on a flashbang, but detective gets an office 5.something else i forget 6. something else i for...

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>traitor assistant >have another shitty plot to steal salts jacket >throws-the-spears asks me to surgically remove their lungs >when I get to the step, asks me to remove the heart instead >remove it, put it back, and get them defibbed >they thank me and agree to help me search for salts >someone say...

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>be is-a-lizard, assistant on box >pray for memes >wait in southern arrivals >get an airhorn and cool objectives >1. enact poorly timed, but non lethal, zaniness on the crew >2. act like the biggest threat you can >3. ensure memes by the people, for the people, and do not perish from the stars >4.st...

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Hyena was being a shit tbh from the officers perspective it was probably like >sec officer >clown is breaking into upload after stealing caps id, has given an assistant all access, probably multiple >go there >am unrobust and slip >he is somehow beating me with my baton even though i had pulled out ...

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The Nexus thing is too hard to hide

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When you have brain damage one of the things you can say is "GAS THE LIGGERS XD"

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giga gar glasses sprites clip with nearly everything too.

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>lowpop gang head assistant >convert 4 other guys, mostly assistants >one named josh is spraying lots of shit, the others are not doing anything >tell the hop to open the gateway, pen him when he does and promote him >realize with the hop on my side, there is only 3 sec officers and 3 heads with bri...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:how do you make thrown things embed in people?
you pretty much can't unless the object is able to embed by being thrown (shurikens, spears)
other objects like rods can embed if they're thrown by an explosion/disposal pipes/pneumatic cannon

Cant you throw GAR glasses at people and they will embed?

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newfren wrote:did you just quote your own post from 4 posts up and change nothing

holy shit I think I meant to edit it or something how did I fuck up so bad

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Kor wrote:>literal deathtraps in maint
>spiders
>tiny twisting hallways

How can people not love birdboat?

hos cant even get a flashbang.
and pete and araneus and all the cool pets are replaced by pun pun, pon pon, pin pin, atmos monkey, poop map, and autism.

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firecage wrote:Better idea. Remove box from the rotation for a few weeks so people can get used to not playing an old and stale map.

This is best idea

confused rock

woah, looks like you do go straight up, but the problem is it is just barely too far to the left, so you wont hit it unless you make a few lattices to the left before going up. we were both wrong.

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Im a fucking retard

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Wyzack wrote:Its to the left and south a little bit, just grab the GPS from the science lobby before you go. The whiteship has a GPS on the bridge you can track

Thanks, but still, where could I find a picture of the whole map?

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>ling assistant, gotta turn into the warden and steal blueprints >other ling is ce, get blueprints but he almost immediately gets the shuttle called over an accidental singulo release >find warden and a bunch of other guys hiding in sec to avoid the singulo, he is alone in the gulag room >immediatel...

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Zilenan91 wrote:I think you go directly to the left from the abandoned teleporter. You may want a jetpack because I don't remember if it leads you right next to it, but it is in view if you don't move at all.

that didnt work, does anyone have a picture of the entire z level?

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CPTANT wrote:how about we just make lasers not hit like wet farts first.

Laser guns need more ammo if anything

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Using a combat 6 and bluespace whatever tech portal gun, you can travel between away missions and z levels allowing yourself to make a base off station and kidnap people without them crying for help. Also wearing a syndie hardsuit on top of a gang uniform (not exosuit uniform, charcoal suit for exa...

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Neither of those things are true and they haven't been true for a little while. Space is randomised now. Except some things are on the same z level. the dj station can be reached from the derelict because it is on the same z level. the white ship can be reached from the abandoned teleporter because...

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I've wanted to leave this game for a long time, but I'm interested in the whole "open source" thing, and it feels nice to contribute. Even though people whine about my gamemodes and features, the people who tell me I did a good job is enough to make me want to come back. I'm also restrict...

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>lizard scientist on dreamstation >bored and want to get permad for no reason, praying gets me nowhere >ask warden to perma me, they refuse >say to the captain something like "hey cap I want to get permaed. you look like a douchebag, clearly you will perma me just because im a lizard. >he drags...

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I think at most a fair bit of prisoners get the chance to have the objective "hijack an escape pod or the emergency shuttle with no loyal to nt crew on it" though I love the idea

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I know you can go straight up from the abandoned teleporter on box to reach the white ship, but metastation has a different white ship. how do I meta my way over there?

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I think the problem is most maps are crap. dream has the only thing going for it that it works, disk is extremely broken, birdboat is broken and ridiculous, asteroid is also somewhat broken, and mini is outdated. the only good maps are box and metastation.

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if you are using a fire extinguisher, whats the chance of a knock down if targeting the arm or leg?
whats the chance if targeting the chest?
whats the chance if targeting the head?
whats the knock out chance when targeting the head?

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When you're trying to RP and get converted to rev/gang/cult. And Crag I've been in a cult round where I as a loyalty implanted sec officer go into the armory with the warden to gear up for a cult base raid, when the captain runs in, stuns me, and keeps me cuffed for almost 20 minutes forcefeeding m...

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