/tg/Station 13

MrAlphonzo

I disagree with note numbers in general being used as justification, where the notes are only tangentially/not related, but I'm also not a headmin so that's not my purview. Okay when every single admin starts doing this they wont be a punishment no matter how much you disagree with it or dont use i...

MrAlphonzo

He wasn't banned because he was incompetent. If I had been banning people for just screwing up the engine, we wouldn't have a playerbase right now. Like I said in the appeal, he gave me the impression he was intentionally destabilizing the engine just so he could save it, for the giggles. That is no...

MrAlphonzo

In your own logs, you stated that you were unaware the engine could spawn slimes. Regardless, I'm locking this. More gameplay time will make it less difficult for you to keep up with chat, I'm certain. If you ever plan on doing any dangerous experiments such as this, again, take as many precautions ...

MrAlphonzo

After taking some input from the other admins, while I can understand why you would want to experiment with game mechanics, as many of us admins do, it also does not make you immune to the consequences. If you really want to experiment with the supermatter, without the risk of the hammer coming down...

MrAlphonzo

I sincerely doubt you would have had any difficulties giving me full attention, seeing as how you were a corpse for most of our exchange. Additionally, I did tell you that another player had accused you of having difficulties with the engine during that round and beforehand, which gave you a good en...

MrAlphonzo

This explanation is very VERY different than the one you gave during my initial questioning on the server. You gave me the impression that you were simply delaminating the engine, just so you could salvage it, for the giggles. It was incredibly risky and irresponible behavior that, unsurprisingly, e...

MrAlphonzo

They can just be law 2 ordered to behave and not kill non-humams en masse.

If traitorborgs do start going ham on lizards/moths/flies the players will just start giving them that order as soon as they are borged.

MrAlphonzo

>Minding my own business as a greyshit >VIro revhead goes loud and proud >Literally can't tell who from who >Assume medbay is safe cause the CMO is just standing there >That was not the CMO >It was a revhead disguised as the CMO >Get the shit kicked out of me by one of the people I saved from near-d...

MrAlphonzo

>Assistant >Spyroshark teaches me how to properly loot the pirateship battle >Spend like 15 minutes fighting all the pirates and gathering all the loot >Loot it >Get back to the station >Get all access >Haul the crate full of guns to the brig >Dreamseeker crashes >In the middle of central hallway >D...

MrAlphonzo

>Go Captain >5 minutes in, hear talks about some guy running around with the spare ID >What >I have both IDs >I ask the HoP what happened >"I accidentally put the ID on the table and he took it" >Okay, breathe, breathe, he's raiding the brig, sec can take him down >Sec could not take him d...

MrAlphonzo

Parties that shall go unnamed will just continue to embarrass themselves until this gets moved to the salt reserves.

Then, years later, we can all look back at this thread and laugh.

At the expense of others.

MrAlphonzo

After a thorough review of your notes from the ban up until now, it is clear to me that your behavior has barely improved, if at all. While your trigger discipline has improved, in the literal sense, you still seem to have a problem with overescalation. Ontop of all the notes you have garnered in su...

MrAlphonzo

You despise the limitations that asimov bestows upon a player, yet, simultaneously, you believe that begging for tyrant law set is not inherently harmful? There is only one limitation to asimov, and that is "harm". So unless you were planning on harming people, there is no reason you shoul...

MrAlphonzo

Have you tried killing yourself?

Not literally, but if an admin forces you into a mob and you just want to observe its not that hard to be a ghost again.

At all.

MrAlphonzo

>Chaplain >Do chaplain things >Cult gets called out really early >Suit up at the brig and get some deconversions in >Look through every single nook and cranny of maintenance >Find a base in engineering >Get in a fight with four cultists >Lose them, call for back up, start kicking ass again >Fight st...

MrAlphonzo

What made you suspicious of Joan making themselves into an antagonist to begin with? Are there any major events you can point to, or a single major event that roused your suspicion? And what information did you use to deduce what days this was taking place? Perhaps you were looking for timeframes in...

MrAlphonzo

For people who love to talk about resolving conflicts IC, you're missing one very big detail. It wasn't resolved IC. That isn't because the janitor ahelped as soon as he got his ass shot, that's not what happened at all. In fact, he ahelped almost half an hour after those events took place, after h...

MrAlphonzo

For people who love to talk about resolving conflicts IC, you're missing one very big detail. It wasn't resolved IC. That isn't because the janitor ahelped as soon as he got his ass shot, that's not what happened at all. In fact, he ahelped almost half an hour after those events took place, after h...

MrAlphonzo

For people who love to talk about resolving conflicts IC, you're missing one very big detail. It wasn't resolved IC. That isn't because the janitor ahelped as soon as he got his ass shot, that's not what happened at all. In fact, he ahelped almost half an hour after those events took place, after he...

MrAlphonzo

Literally walking up to somebody, minding their own damn business, doing their job properly, can get their shit kicked in BY A MEMBER OF SECURITY, just for doing their job. And this should go not just unpunished which it already was, but unnoted. I'm finding the thin line of professionalism being a...

MrAlphonzo

Literally walking up to somebody, minding their own damn business, doing their job properly, can get their shit kicked in BY A MEMBER OF SECURITY, just for doing their job. And this should go not just unpunished which it already was, but unnoted. I'm finding the thin line of professionalism being a ...

MrAlphonzo

So what you're saying is, players should be free to punish the janitor because they didn't see the wet floor signs?

IE, punish other people for YOUR fuck ups?

That is what we should be encouraging?

MrAlphonzo

Apologies, it was getting rather late and I had a long day, so it looks like my writing had been a bit more crude than usual. The janitor may have lied about being put into critical condition, but that still does not justify shooting someone four times for doing their job. I will double check the lo...

MrAlphonzo

Hey I gave myself a note too.

MrAlphonzo

Very smart admin.

MrAlphonzo

Well, something should be left there, otherwise no one would know the next offense isn't the first offense.

MrAlphonzo

Apologies, you wordlessly committed suicide the moment ops were confirmed, so I just assumed you weren't a big fan of the gamemode. I recall seeing you commit suicide as HoS multiple times before, but that may just have been my memory failing me. I'll lift the message as it is inaccurrate, but the n...

MrAlphonzo

I was dealing with some tickets at the time, and it took me a moment to get to the ticket of your victim, my apologies for that. However, one of those tickets was your ticket, and you disconnected the moment I gave a verdict. Victim claimed to have been murdered by you without proper escalation, I ...

MrAlphonzo

I was dealing with some tickets at the time, and it took me a moment to get to the ticket of your victim, my apologies for that. However, one of those tickets was your ticket, and you disconnected the moment I gave a verdict. Victim claimed to have been murdered by you without proper escalation, I c...

MrAlphonzo

I've been kicking anybody who shills for their campaign in OOC. But I am yet to see a fellow admin shilling for themselves/somebody else or doing the same with admin tools. I'd kick them too. Not only is it just shitty, but it just turns OOC into a toxic mess that will eventually reach such levels ...

MrAlphonzo

I've been kicking anybody who shills for their campaign in OOC. But I am yet to see a fellow admin shilling for themselves/somebody else or doing the same with admin tools. I'd kick them too. Not only is it just shitty, but it just turns OOC into a toxic mess that will eventually reach such levels o...

MrAlphonzo

Here are the logs: https://pastebin.com/P3pJHas3 Some things about your story are not adding up. Why would you wait up until your appeal on the forums to mention that your arrival onto the station was completely accidental? And, more importantly, why would four syndicate scientists all board the pod...

MrAlphonzo

I can't remember precisely which admin I discussed this with, but I had a fifteen to twenty minute discussion with a fullmin before about what Syndie scientists are and aren't allowed to do, and got a ruling. If you have probable cause to exit the outpost if you feel it is threatened, that is allowe...

MrAlphonzo

Ocean Man is a musical masterpiece, you heathens will accept this one day.

MrAlphonzo

Oopsie, had a bad understanding of the policy.

I blame Kevinz.

Kromgar is gonna take some time off, but that doesn't mean the policy discussion should stop.

Just felt I should inform the thread.

MrAlphonzo

Okay, most of this stems from where I made a joke about "Detective Jan" being on the case, because I play detective a lot. I observed at the start of the round, and I wasn't the actual detective. Pax was right about making the jokes. He was so right. Despite that, screaming "DO YOUR J...

MrAlphonzo

>Be latejoin detective >Enter hell >Shitters running around with all access and guns, its a god damn nightmare >Can't catch any of them >Eventually the AI yells about the captain having sex with the HoP >Go to investigate >Pax is spawning reinforced walls around them but that doesn't stop a really c...

MrAlphonzo

Far too many times has the shuttle been called because of nukies, after all the nukies have been killed and minimal damage was dealt to the station.

MrAlphonzo

>Roundstart assistant, grab tools, soap, slip a knife in my boots, find some insulos, go about my day. >Absolute clusterfuck in engie maint, CE is kidnapped and murdered, a lawyer has krav maga gloves and an e-bow, and there's a ton of blood. >Slip the lawyer, grab the e-bow, shoot the lawyer, two o...

MrAlphonzo

XDTM wrote:
MrAlhponzo wrote:snip
You can resist out of an odysseus, instantly, by pressing the resist button.

FUCK.

Thank you.

MrAlphonzo

InsaneHyena wrote:Hold on a second, Jarek still plays this game? Which server does he play on, so I can avoid that ligger scum?

That blue shmuck still plays on Sybil.

MrAlphonzo

>roundstart HoS >Arrest shitters. Chemist tried to kill someone with potassium + water, assistant thermited into the cap's office. >Assistant was "processed" by someone the AI got to help, but it turns out he had thermite on him. He decided to expand his cell into a two cell suite. >Sort t...

MrAlphonzo

*snip* First One: Detective tells me you're shitting things up with an armblade, heard no reports from the officer, I cremate you. Second: You kidnapped the officer. I permaed you for kidnapping the officer, assaulting the officer, and resisting arrest. Sounds like my punishment was rather effectiv...

MrAlphonzo

When an assistant knows you have a coin so he steals the entire YouTool to keep the insulos from you.

MrAlphonzo

This is an oldie, little more than a half a year ago when I started playing on Basil, back when it didn't have twenty minute rounds. Enjoying myself in xenobio, didn't get murderboned for once. Manage to make myself into a changeling. Since I don't want security frying my ass, and there's basically ...

MrAlphonzo

>Latejoin Cap, 8 minutes in >Assistants out of control >Yakkety sax two assistants who tele'd into the HoS office with a stolen hand tele, trashed the place and looted it >Ended up chasing them all the way to the AI sat until I finally got 'em >Head back to the brig, assistants in custody. >Spot the...

MrAlphonzo

After months of denial about Russian hacking, Trump finally gets briefed and comes out to say "Yes, they did try to influence the election." Now, we've gone from "WHERES MUH PROOF" to a deep conspiracy about Trump, Obama, the entirety of US intelligence lying about Putin interfer...

MrAlphonzo

>democrats and libs still reaching for anything to stay afloat after senate confirms the vote >that cucking when someone tried to object and got told, 'it is over' >taxpayers footing the cost you mean NON-CITIZEN """"""taxpayers"""""""...

MrAlphonzo

If that was the plan all along, then why didn't Trump say so during his campaign, and didn't wait til the last minute to tell taxpayers that they'd foot the bill?

:^)

MrAlphonzo

The President of Mexico makes some bold tweets telling Trump "I'm not gonna pay for that fucken wall" and suddenly Trump is running and crying to congress asking for them to take care of the bill. Hilariously pathetic.

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