/tg/Station 13

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I think we're getting away from the whole sepia theme here. Cameraslime clearly the most sepia. S-slightly relatedly though, there should be a 1% chance to mutate cinnamon slime attached to the last tier of slimes, who, when their core is injected with plasma, generate a telecrystal item. 60% chance...

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ThatSlyFox wrote:A button that allows us to spawn a fortune cookie with our custom message in it.

Quoting this because this is both minor and a great idea.

Also, Janitor Emergency Response Party is the only Emergency Response Party I will ever be okay with.

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Oh yeah, I forgot the chem overhaul was a thing.

Can you tell I haven't played on /tg/station in awhile.

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Adding new weird objectives and actually tracking them seems like it would make coding this a lot harder, unless you mean just having it automatically be a success, like custom objectives are. I-I was also kinda focusing on the MAD part of madness, also - having a 'collect ten cow butts' quest might...

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Only if you give cyborgs *spin to throw people off

and if they have an esword it turns you into sushi

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Just Duke Nukem quotes and Doom Guy quotes, obv. Only after they hit maximum mad though. As an addendum to the 'chill out' idea of curing Space Madness, what if the cure was cryoxadone? Possibly NOT clonexadone, though I dunno if that would be doable with current code. Only applicable if it's applie...

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Today I learned you can keep the towel. Oh yeah, I wanted to do that, but it got removed after I left the palace. How do I keep it/get it back? Also this game makes me kind of proud since now Poland is not only good at hydraulics and potato farming, it's also good at games. Though I pity you that y...

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Malkevin wrote:And no, giving science the tools to mail bombs around the station isn't a good idea.

It's a GREAT idea.

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Why not also a jumpsuit?

Speaking off, wirecutters on clothing to create rags/bandages when.

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The initial idea was to have it be a memetic virus that jumped from person to person every five minutes or so, so you could never know or trust who would suddenly go batshit and pummel you into the ground, but then I remembered virology is both a thing and underutilized. And yeah, a vaccination woul...

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Basically, one person/a few people on the station have a disease called Space Madness or fucking whatever, which, upon finishing its incubation, makes them receive halved damage, naturally produce hyperizine, and gives them the objectives "Abandon your duties" and "You are BERSERK, ro...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:I love this idea both for the hilarity effect and the subtle nerf to people that drag around Beepsky with patrol disabled.

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Today I learned you can keep the towel.

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Maccus wrote:Not clicking spoilers because I'm 90% sure An0n3's ahead of me but

Spoiler:
Man screw pestas

I really liked that quest.

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The Protomen - The Trooper

YES.

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Incidentally since I'm here: https://www.taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/11

The final clips for Sturgia and Vlandia are fucking good.

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I've uh, never actually played gang. Does it have clown gangs? Because this is a thing.

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What? Give me that weredwarflizard. We can pit him too!

Also the fist-fighters. I want them too.

I NEED THE PRACTICE.

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Oh shit

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:nuclear wizard

Please fund this.

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What if subroutines were only ever antags? Just say they're the lesser of two evils, the the inevitable pissed-offedness of an AI all siphoned off into a stupid little obnoxious thing that fucks around with doors or something. I guess they'd spawn randomly ever 10-20 minutes or something, and could ...

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Oh yeah.

Security subroutine named *Mute when. Gotta police the rabble and make them Keep Quiet.

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'Now' as in I am aware of it now.

As I said, disgusting fucking plebian.

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I like the idea, but as has been pointed out already, another player playing omniscient overwatch would be a pretty bad idea. I guess this is sorta unrelated, but do you think it would be feasible to add another sprite for when cameras are in use by an AI/player or something? Like if the little gree...

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The question in my head now - because I'm a fucking disgusting plebian - is what kind of stupid bullshit can we put into SS13 now that this is a thing that is known.

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I support drones on the derelict.

I also support having Space Valhalla instead of drones, though, because those don't actually interact with players.

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You can really, really easily go to the HOP and ask him to remove your job though. Maybe not change it to assistant. Maybe make a special job for you call assisstant or something clever. I see that logic, but I don't see anyone realistically actually reforming or abiding by it. That's like 7-8 minu...

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I am incredibly okay with honk implants, both honker blast and pedestrian horn varieties. Plasma is supposed to be a super badass fuel, right? So where's all the things it's fueling? Superfuckoff fast space segway, a special Zak-- Imean Ripley variant that goes way faster and is red, flaming plasman...

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If this server didn't have a history of legitimately awful assistants and a policy of being too "nice" to just straight ban them but instead give them nine more chances at being turbo bad, it wouldn't be this way. So the solution to shitty Assistants is to not let them be Assistants, but ...

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If you can get a full stack of gold from cargo, you should be able to process it into a sickass gold chair. If you buckle a corpse to it, it makes that corpse's ghost (if it has one) into effectively an AI.

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I want a game where the bolters are appropriately gyrojet grenade launchery and not just assault rifles.

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Also if you're gentlemenning you should get the ability to cast the smoke cloud spell I guess.

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Yo make it possible to smoke more than one cig at a time. Each one should be able to contain their own 15u of chemicals if they're dipped. The max is 12, or two packs, at which point you gibber GENTLEMEN over the radio constantly. If you try to stick a 13th cig in their, your mouth opens so wide it ...

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Like I mean, maybe this is just me being a big whiny bitch or something, but when the trailer gave that shot of the charging orcs I heard nary a lick of waaagh. That totally made me concerned.

Skaven when, also.

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>Wolves

Why not R.O.U.S.es?

Also feral monkies sound great.

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Miauw wrote:bring back "space asshole" button 2k15

+1

How big was that .ogg anyway? Whatever, I'd gladly redownload it all the time.

Also, there should be a button that randomly selects one player and lets him press a badmin button. What could go wrong.

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I'm concerned that it's Total War. Their AI is shit and their latest engine is terrible, as far as I understand.

Do Fantasy orcs waaagh? I didn't hear those orcs waaaghing, what is this.

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Remove roundstart lizards. On one of the Z-levels, put a small meteor which you can enter to make a covenant with THE EVERLASTING DRAGON. Upon making this covenant, if you put someone into crit, you gain a lizardhead and the accent, and if you crit a second person, you transform fully into a lizard...

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You don't actually pay for shit though. How about Ye Olde Armorye ofe Heroese? It'll be funny, because then people can scream that people are raiding the armory.

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Remove roundstart lizards. On one of the Z-levels, put a small meteor which you can enter to make a covenant with THE EVERLASTING DRAGON. Upon making this covenant, if you put someone into crit, you gain a lizardhead and the accent, and if you crit a second person, you transform fully into a lizardm...

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>Not wanting to bask in the gravitational, radioactive glory of lord singulo

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I'm not sure if this is really relevant or not, but I guess it kinda sounds like the whole 'no public logs' thing. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/aeman-ansa ... 97176.html

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If you're wearing all the swag in the Guns bundle (clown mask, nitrile gloves, an executive suit) and crit someone with a headshot, their headwear should fly off in a random direction.

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The Roman helmets are uncool, the horsehair mohawk shit is teeny and square. I request more gear that goes with the gladiator swag instead. It's been awhile since I've played, but my biggest issue was having a spear, shield, and wearing a cape/sheet instead of a backpack at the same time. Like SO MA...

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Sounds like -someone- hates fun.

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>Best song
>Not Roller Mobster and/or Dust

I hated that one fucking Richter level with the fatdude and the shotgun in an empty coverless room. I really don't want to see what it's like in fucking Hardmode.

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Well... maybe if I hadn't been a retard and picked Corey, it might've been nicer.

I kinda liked Dead Ahead on Normal, is it really that bad?

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Oh Christ. Looks like I'm casul as fuck. I just tried Hard mode last night, and holy shit, it is fucking insane how disorienting all the maps being flipped is. I hadn't touched it after I beat it on Normal, because it wasn't as fun as HM1, right? But holy cocks, I couldn't even get through the first...

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I seriously regret not having a stronk enough computer to play this after hearing "San Andreas Hotline Miami".

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You should be able to wear a bedsheet on your head slot to look spooky. Cult bedsheets (admin-only, I think) turn your sprite into a ghost whilst you wear it. On a related note, if you hit someone with flour on harm intent it should smack them with the flour and turn their sprite entirely white exc...

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Shit myself and cry, probably. As little as I play I barely get a whiff of all the drama, but goddamn people. I'd probably set the admin policy to just 'don't be a dick' and 'resolve it IC', and then prod coderbus towards making it easier to do dumb shit. Also, space Valhalla. Oh, re-legalizing ERP ...

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