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Did someone say cool fucking cutscenes? Sakura Wars 3 had my favorite intro out of the five games [youtube]EOOUuCFScHI[/youtube] But they're all fucking awesome. Note that 1, 2, and 4 are mostly just covers of the same shit, but 5 is JAZZY and NEW YORK. [youtube]La5SvNbViKE[/youtube][youtube]Ed4HWJt...

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An0n3 wrote:I admire your optimism but I think we burned that bridge around the time we bitch-slapped him.

We're just introducing him to his new ryona fetish, it'll totally work out.

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Obv reward returning loot to their main shuttle via points to buy cooler guns/gear or something.

Could probably have it as a little cargo elevator dealie jury-rigging the Mining points system thing.

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Cipher3 wrote:Erin Wake ---> Seduce Mekhi

Oldman ---> Seduce Mekhi.

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I thought you said whatever advanced bullshit we want to do necessitates we're one guy forever so I'm gonna keep voting for being one guy forever I guess.

I still want Robustin' in Fight Club also.

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What. You can dig through rubble without the shovel, it just does a little damage to your dudes.

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Asteroid pirates as a random event spawn. Basically GHETTO NUKE OPS, whose goal is to steal plasma sheets, gold, tech, maybe air and food. Give them a couple of the regular spacesuits, an assortment of crap guns - lots of makeshift ones, a couple tasers, an e-gun or two, some unsilenced stetchkins, ...

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Grey tide best tide.

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Handgun [youtube]3mNKpxpegBQ[/youtube] Dubstep gun. Projectile is weak, but charges depending on how long it's been held/active since last fired. When unactivated, it's quiet/sneaky/whatever. Must be activated to charge, which makes it make noises I guess. The noises are BUILDUP to a SICK DROP. If ...

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Dat haggard old trooper narrative.

Continue as Oldman Robustin. Join Fight Club.

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Should I feel bad for not having watched Girls Und Panzer yet

Should I feel as bad as I do as I do, having just watched some video of Italy's tankteam fucking parrying some other tank with their cannon

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In my head there is only one method of resolving ship-to-ship conflict And that method is RAMMING SPEED [youtube]PFN9nvFYHmk[/youtube] NT clearly has the edge in this, given their ability to manufacture plasteel out of plasma, the thing they've got and no one else does. I also assume they build thei...

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I was wondering why it felt so much harder to kill dudes with the beta's default MP5 mechanics got than in BF3. The default for the Operator/medic/dedicated HIDEOUS ASSAULT RIFLE guy is kind of a bitch too, that shit's recoil kinda sucked. Then again, I would probably do better with it if I like, di...

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Explodey bodysnatcher sounds hype as fuck.

Also as dumb as it is I still really wish that borging a changeling would get you a Transformer.

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I WISH TO BE DON KONNIT RATHENS.

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I bring my Jester with my Leper and make him use the one +accuracy buff.

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delaron wrote:2. Freeform: Oldman Robustin might need to ensure Mekhi knows who is the real boss in the house.

Changing my vote to this.

With robusting that scrub across the street as like, a sidegoal or whatever.

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I tried the Battlefield Hardline beta yesterday and like, the day before. It's ended already, but I had a lot of fun in Conquest modo just driving like a psychopath in the giant armored truck both sides get. As cops, put on the sirens and crush some bitch-pissant scum, and then as criminals do the s...

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Continue to be Old Man Robustin.

Robust that scrub across the street.

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[youtube]LZlwxJVVlIs[/youtube]

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I am sure I will understand this reference eventually maybe.

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http://store.steampowered.com/app/345580/?snr=1_4_4__123 I swear I remember downloading this ages ago and being really fucking pissed off at how I couldn't figure out how to do fucking anything ever. I am told that once you stop being a retard and know how to play it, it's a pretty neat space simula...

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Silly Hat. As appropriate, is a hat. Gives you an upper left button that makes you make an announcement like the Captain or whatever with a randomly generated spell card name, then fills literally every tile the person using it has on screen with wall-ignoring magic missiles that slowly move away fr...

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I don't think he is saying there will be no other planets, just that you can choose to visit these special asteroid belts. I didn't think he was. I'm just saying, there's a shitload of other stuff in the game, and putting plasma and NT stuff in their own little special system that only has asteroid...

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>Not just using your Occultist for Marking.

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I'm not sure about that. Not having planets around sounds like it would kinda get samey all the time. I hope there'd be liquid plasma also, because mining rocks to fuel my spaceship might get a little obnoxious. It also complicates things by requiring you to figure out this whole specialized spawn l...

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The ERT is charged with reclaiming the station at all costs, returning it to a secure state of normalcy. They come loaded with fantastic armor and some of the biggest guns in the game. I'm still not sure what the fuck the point of this is from a design standpoint. Traitors fuck the station, the ERT...

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Only if the hoodie is in the clothesmate or the theater, please? Only if the hoodie is in the clothesmate or the theater, please? Only if the hoodie is in the clothesmate or the theater, please? Only if the hoodie is in the clothesmate or the theater, please? Only if the hoodie is in the clothesmat...

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I am entirely unopposed to more space drugs.

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Yeah one of my Jesters wasted one of his turns fucking himself up a little when he was... apathetic, or something like that. And that fucking tendency for the game to slap contradictory stress relief restrictions on characters man. Occultists are pretty great. That heal is pretty fucking useful, so ...

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Make Oldman loot us some cool swag.

Also Christ that face.

Also Mime's face. It looks like the fuckin' clown thing from Five Nights at Freddy's II,

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I still want Space Valhalla televised on the Bar TVs.

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>not throwing them in a slime cage for infinite slime feed

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I keep forgetting that that shit is a thing. Blue UI best.

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I backed this on Kickstarter but haven't really been keeping up. I can play it now then huh? Sweet.

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I'm totally just out of touch with the spacemans community, blue fox thingperson. Also, I totally say it "Meh-key".

What the fuck was Pushes and Shoves doing while everyone was at the library? Whatever possess Robustin.

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Possess whoeverthefuck our dog was.

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An0n3 wrote:Blonde demon girl on rollerblades is best Heart.

Wait, what.

Did they design these characters with like Maid RPG's random generator or some shit.

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> Yiff

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I am told it's shit. It's a shame, it looked like it could have been cool. They apparently take your gear away twice in the game - apparently the second time there isn't even a half-assed reason, you just magically lose your gubbins for a while - and the last boss is supposedly one long QTE and also...

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callanrockslol wrote:Or we could just use the nuke we have now that does exactly the same thing as people are starting to suggest.

Alternatively, I want to suggest that the current nuke be a thing that you have to plug into some bullshit to blow up the station, I guess.

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"Congratulations! You have successfully ordered a sample of Supermatter! This supermatter is highly unstable, and not meant for children under the age of 13. Please ensure you have your parent/guardians permission or supervision before opening this box. Warning: -Do not ingest supermatter shar...

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How about deployable gear? Kinda like the emitters, except a laser drill or whatever. Pulverizes rock, leaves ore on the ground, requires a few moments to anchor, requires recharging every now and then via the mech chargers or whatever. Also, how about transportation? Now that the transport tubes ar...

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That game looks boring though.

Also I can't dress up my dude to look like a gay biker.

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I am SUPER fucking bad at fighters. I don't have the patience or fucks to give to learn a character's moveset, let alone other characters so I can know how the fuck I'm supposed to approach them. I'm too finger-clumsy to reliably pull off most special move inputs reliably, save for the easiest shit ...

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Mod of the year all years

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When there's a minute and fifteen seconds until the escape shuttle arrives, start playing this . When it ends, the shuttle self-destructs. Even if the gameclock is slow and hasn't actually landed or launched the shuttle yet. Also, every time someone someone says "AI door", add a point to a...

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A cover of Bohemian Rhapsody by some Japanese opera singer.

He's actually not too shabby. Pronunciation's predictably a bit bad, the ending's a little weak, and he's definitely not Freddie, but not bad, all in all.

Spoiler:

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TIL Vekter is Paprika.

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