/tg/Station 13

Professor Hangar

Yeah, of the three big colonizers in the Americas of the French, English and Spanish the French were the only really nice ones, Britain was tolerable but kept pushing the Indians back constantly, and the Spanish straight executed everyone they saw. You couldn't be failing history much harder there,...

Professor Hangar

Yeah, of the three big colonizers in the Americas of the French, English and Spanish the French were the only really nice ones, Britain was tolerable but kept pushing the Indians back constantly, and the Spanish straight executed everyone they saw. You couldn't be failing history much harder there,...

Professor Hangar

confused rock wrote:we'll get new methods when people use the available ones like the chair

Last time I could never figure out how to get the goddamn chair to work.

Professor Hangar

billionare arms dealer trying to sell bluespace cannons and syndicate mechs to the captain and hos if the deal is accepted the next shuttle is a NT inspector if the NT inspector sees illegal weaponry and escapes back onto his shuttle a deathsquad is deployed if a NT inspector sees illegal weaponry ...

Professor Hangar

Cruise ship with drunken tourists wielding cameras and demanding a genuine cultural experience. (lots of food and booze)

A rich space asshole's yacht visiting with their bodyguards and staff.

Space combie van full of hippies.

Flying saucer with (theoretically) friendly ayy diplomats.

Professor Hangar

Cargo dock is open to space, forcing cargo to use ghetto space suits and manage airlocks so everything doesn't get sucked out into space every trip. Mining doesn't actually get to go to Lavaland to start with, having to make do with an asteroid the station is built onto until they have sufficient ma...

Professor Hangar

For that matter, suddenly I'm picturing Executions being something similar to the suicide command, and Mortal Kombat Fatalities. Maybe also like butchering. Every weapon and most tools have their signature style! Hell, antags could have specific bonuses related to execution moves, with the downside ...

Professor Hangar

The bar is a keg and a shotgun.

The kitchen is a campfire and a couple of monkeys.

Botany is a few piles of dirt and a bag of seeds.

Professor Hangar

We need buildable guillotines.

Professor Hangar

A mode where security turns into antags? That sounds like both a great and really terrible idea.

Professor Hangar

Gang themes. We could have a mafia gang, street gang, cyberpunk gang, yakuza gang, Tacticool gang and chav/gopnik gang. Gangs could defeat the other's dominator's blockers by claiming areas that directly connect their dominator to the enemy's, allowing them to assault their hideout. Sort of like a ...

Professor Hangar

Magic shoes that make you dance uncontrollably and can't be removed.

Professor Hangar

Never enough suicides. We need more suicides. By violin, by emag, by advanced release grenade.

Professor Hangar

It seems redundant.

Professor Hangar

How about different shades of green?

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Professor Hangar

Either that or we re-enact one of those Star Trek episodes with incredibly powerful aliens putting humanity on trial, which may amount to giving the ayys power close to an admin event but also ridiculously easy for an audacious captain to seize and use against them.

Professor Hangar

A virus that gets AIs, including the AI, cyborgs and drones, drunk.

Professor Hangar

Eat as much of the station as possible. I've already eaten my traitor target at least once.

Professor Hangar

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Actually putting effort into R&D, cooking, and a Fallout-esque chaplain gimmick. And/or dying in increasingly ridiculous fashion.

Professor Hangar

I'd call fake but with all things on the internet, even if it is fake, someone somewhere has probably done it.

Professor Hangar

nsos wrote:the chuck e cheese staff didnt sing me "happy birthday" but maybe they'll sing "put the gun down"

They have an emergency button for that to bring the animatronics to life and attack you

Professor Hangar

Space Station 13's Got Talent.
Bonus points for the captain going all Nero.

Oh, while I'm at it: WWE Station, and the captain will probably physically incapable of not being Vince McMahon.

Professor Hangar

Radiation suit! For my Planet of the Apes bomb cultist gimmick. Bonus points for an Inanimate Carbon Rod reskin for Null Rod.

Professor Hangar

Gang seems like a mode that would work a lot better if there was more plausible deniability to it. Maybe incorporate some gang elements into regular rounds, so sec can't be sure whether it's actually a gang round when tags are going up or it's just bored assistants who got into the art supplies. Inc...

Professor Hangar

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science sends engineer to medbay

Professor Hangar

It's like the forum equivalent of a bunch of heads on spikes in front of the gates

Professor Hangar

I remember (drunkenly) the NASSA spacesuit jumpsuit from goon, which spawned in maint. Random maint spawn? Or emag?

Professor Hangar

Fedora obviously needs a trenchcoat and cargo shorts to match.

Professor Hangar

There's no greater challenge than playing Doctor or CMO and genuinely trying to keep the endless dumbfuck parade alive.

Professor Hangar

Grazyn wrote:Notice how borers enter from the ears (and not any other orifice) precisely to avoid any refence to penetration that could trigger some delicate minds. Coders really thought it out.

Wait, doesn't that make these things literally Yeerks

Professor Hangar

BZ is less hallucination gas more crippling brain damage and comas with hallucinations on the side, at this point. To go with the source material, I feel this should have a chance of reacting strangely with certain chemicals, especially those of traitor items, and turning people into killing machine...

Professor Hangar

Well, going with the precedent of Smuggler's Satchels, make em limited; you gotta escape alive on the shuttle as a non-antag; they have to be surgical implants, not injected; and even then there's only a random chance of retaining them. And things like X-Ray implants and even thermals and revivers m...

Professor Hangar

Jihad, crusade, struggle session and auditing.

If you don't play Chaplain as a crazy person I don't know why you're playing Chaplain.

Professor Hangar

Cocaine.

Professor Hangar

This is one of those delicate balancing acts. Too weak and they're legitimately unfun and no one wants to play them, too strong and they're a license to griff.

Professor Hangar

Yeah just don't touch bodies and you should be fine for the most part since I'm sure they fall under the purview as "beings". Maybe not living beings but beings all the same. Plus Drone laws are just an IC way of saying "Don't act dumb". Does that mean I can't just put on the be...

Professor Hangar

Long-term modes would be a pretty different game. A means to enter and leave the station on your own terms (arrival and departure shuttles?) might make it work a bit better. A big part of SS13 is that the station is held together by duct tape and string for the most part and its destruction is a mat...

Professor Hangar

A heavily secured and clearly labelled button somewhere on the station which, when pressed, will completely and permanently eliminate the person that pressed it.

Professor Hangar

Didn't the admins nuke Fetish Fuel off the face of the site so hard the tropers went and set up an offsite for it?

Professor Hangar

Only times I got sent to the gulag were once where a crooked impersonator let me go early and once when an incompetent sec officer arrested me without charge and tried to ERP.

Professor Hangar

Remote control robot monkeys. That can have bombs planted in them. ...does make me wonder if it's feasible for a player's control to be transferred temporarily to a separate mob? Thats how the xenobio computers work. The camera icon mob and aieye are both invisible mobs that the player takes contro...

Professor Hangar

Remote control robot monkeys. That can have bombs planted in them.

...does make me wonder if it's feasible for a player's control to be transferred temporarily to a separate mob?

Professor Hangar

Individual players find themselves temporarily shifted into a version of the station whose walls look all rusted and whose lights are all off. Personal light sources are weaker than normal and flicker. There are no other people visible to them, and they can't be seen or affected by others in "...

Professor Hangar

Sounds more like something that could be craftable rather than a full on traitor weapon.

Professor Hangar

Anonmare wrote:I wanna know how people still fuck up surgery in this day and age when you have a computer console in both dedicated surgery areas that literally tells you what to do next.

Utter ignorance and refusal to follow instructions, generally.

Professor Hangar

'Requiring another player to be cooperative and remotely competent' is always a downside.

Professor Hangar

Every department has a themed assortment of candy, to be given out at their discretion. Some of the candy contains random toxins. Also random drugs and buffs. And give out costumes, including xenomorphs, syndicate space suits and hardsuits (non functional), gang outfits, cultist robes and armblades.

Professor Hangar

Nice. I need to give the computer stuff a try one of these days.

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