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oranges wrote:
wubli wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:why would you eat an ass it's an asshole it's gross.

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Yeah, that most recent Orange jumpsuit is the most acceptable, but I have to agree that the green ones especially look uggo supreme. If anything, that new orange one should go in, but to be honest, I think you should just load up the default yellow engineer outfit and desaturate the colors a little ...

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SOMA is very good, a horror game from the creators of Penumbra and Amnesia. If you don't like getting chased by monsters it has a Safe Mode that approaches the game from "what would all these monsters do if they were docile?", which lets you focus more on the narrative and atmosphere of t...

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Grazyn wrote:
Grazyn wrote: Would you eat an ass that you knew was only wiped with TP, even if it looked squeaky clean?
Still waiting for an answer to this question

why would you eat an ass it's an asshole it's gross.

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Machine for Pigs is scary until you realize how dumb the AI is and how you can run through entire levels. The first half of that game was so spoopy but then I realized I could shift+W entire levels and the second half took me under two hours to complete. Dying light is scary only in how horrifyingly...

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So you euros shit so volcanically and messily that you need a specialized contraption specifically designed to deal with the remnanta of your leavings?

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HALLOWEEN AVATARS

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Grazyn wrote: stand up and dry with your ass towel

ASS TOWEL
AHAHAHAHAHA

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"this bidet is not a bidet because i do not like it" lol also i don't think anyone's said "tp is superior in cleaning power" unless im mistaken but not searching 7 pages of ass blastery You can attach a tube to the toilet, make it spray dirty water on your ass and call it a bide...

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"this bidet is not a bidet because i do not like it" lol also i don't think anyone's said "tp is superior in cleaning power" unless im mistaken but not searching 7 pages of ass blastery You can attach a tube to the toilet, make it spray dirty water on your ass and call it a bide...

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Vatznick is Murican? We have so many nationalities, I'm not even sure Muricans exist now. They are a conspiracy created by France. I don't really care, with all the bullshit about bidets I read here I'm mostly using "American" as an insult by now So when when you Euros meet each other, do...

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You must bleed a lot or something because I've never had issues with the whole "murder scene toilet" thing bae. just during the first day but it was just a miscalculation and i actually did have a murder scene it was pretty funny and thankfully i wasn't in a hurry. but it's still annoying...

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ok but @ leora how do you manage when you're on your period you can't just fucking wipe blood and i highly doubt you shower every time you go to the bathroom I mean it's always gonna feel a little slimy but I just wipe like normal but twice so there's nothing actually on my skin outside of me and t...

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Imagine one day when Grazyn becomes leader of all of the world, he will make a poop gestapo that walks around and sniffs your butthole to make sure you used the state-provided bidet (which comes with a camera in it).

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Truly, the whinyness of the Bideters is a sight to behold! Observe how he cries that the suffering of his country is not its own fault, but the fault of us wipers' country. Country never had anything to do with this discussion, yet still the Bideter comes bring it, along with the totality of all thi...

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im not admitting to having shit stains on my ass but how am i gonna transfer a shitstain from my ass to someone else's food? i dont rub anyone's food into my butthole before serving them well it still happens, doesn't it? Else people wouldn't be dying of human-borne fecal–oral diseases in western c...

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lol thanks for taking the time to make a convenient drawing the point is, it doesn't matter if the shit stain is small. Bacteria are small. And shit bacteria can be LETHAL. Maybe not to you, but you could pass it over to someone else, that's how e. coli gets into food and from there it's a toss up,...

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Imagine, for a moment, my fellow men and women, what would become of these "bideters" should hardship fall upon them, and all convenience of modern life fall away? Suppose we should be transported to the times of Caine, and there be no flowing water save for that of the stream, and certain...

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I shall say again - they shy from the natural odors of the body, they are fearful, and they seem to misunderstand all things, from wiping to guns!
To them, even the smallest mote of dust becomes a beam!

What are the "Bideters" but whiny?

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I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick Only after marriage. Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself i...

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Truly, we have gotten to the bottom of this argument :^)

The bidet users are perverts preparing for anal intercourse.

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Furthermore, the act of wiping confers a moral self-sufficieny unto the wiper, for they do not depend on an external source to deal with their most private and shameful defecations.

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it leaves a very uncomfortable feeling because it's not properly clean STOP JUSTIFYING IT i'm not saying you'll die if you don't wash it with water i'm saying you can't say that's being clean like when you go to pee and you have a vagoo you don't always wash it afterwards since you'll take a shower...

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Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny. Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny. I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish. we also died when we caught a cold it's current year and I won't accept any excuses for having a dirty ...

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Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny. Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny. I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish. Celtic Britons made soap and bathed frequently. Unless I'm mistaken the Romans didn't use soap. So, tak...

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Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.

Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.

I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.

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Also it turns out real "Rat kings" are these grotesque little arts n' crafts things.

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so yeah those could be craftable out of rat corpses.

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I remember there was some talking about pests as some kind of ghost role where mice go to war with cockroaches or something. It'd be cool to have some kind of swarm that is ultimately unable to affect the station at all beyond making it look pesty. It'd also be an interesting dynamic because humans ...

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tune your headset to a custom radio channel ._.

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Nilons wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:TL;DR
>beg for explanation and transparency
>get it
>dont read it

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When all there are no more screwdrivers in the U-Tool machine.

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The best the sequel can possibly do is be as good as the original.

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I wanna be cool like the cool kids

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>Be tator assistant >Spawn in the library back room >run out into the library >Curator body blocks me into the shelves so I can't get out >He unzips his massive twelve inch armblade >Disarm doesn't work >dead decapitated and my head is spaced >sub-30 round time death Yeah I don't like lings

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Nanotrasen makes millions of dollars selling overpriced bicycles.

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Code Space Beans

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Basically any time I died when the situation is: > Me, enjoying myself, doing something that doesn't affect whatever said antag is doing >antag comes in, kills me and everyone in the room to add onto their valid count high score >I salt in dead chat and probably leave game I try to preserve my temper.

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Won a couple times, the floppiness of the physics makes shooting hard, and that makes melee really fun n viable.

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Isn't this what cargo techs are supposed to do with their mules and disposals lines?

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Or why not just give QM vault access like you said in your post? Why move the vault?

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Reading enough books should make you talk in a different font to show you're educated. Also, every assistant rushes the CQC aggressive grab manual.

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Meme lance them. Problem Solved.

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Did you know...

most sugar isn't vegan since something something animal bones in processing something?

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Yes yes my minions, keep whining about the machine gun. Meanwhile, the sleeper OP grenade belt meta incubates, waiting for a SAW nerf.

Also Deitus, just make explosive lance.

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Wrote a book.

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I dun care what the fuck you vegans say I ain't eatin no grasshopper steak

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Wait can't you print your own somatory now with the backroom printer? Its not surprising that botany players wouldn't realize that when the number of times I've had them ask for somatories (or even know what they do) pre-tech webs can be counted on one hand without the need for thumbs. I don't expe...

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Don't metagrudge, just do what Inaba says and camp the captain's office + disposals spot. As soon as you either see him or hear him hack an airlock to the office, go at him. Preferrably with a flashbang because multiple people like to rush the ID.

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If you cant grow enough mutagen to do what you need as a botanist you are a bad botanist. Grow blumpkins, take 2 glowshroom seeds, grow red beets, max potency and yield. you have more mutagen then you will know what to do with. Seriously you are bad at botany if you cant fucking do the most basic s...

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