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Drag wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:08 am I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet.

Looks to me like he just wanted to go toe to toe with you

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So you ever saw those weirdos that drive around in bikes barefoot or just run around like that in town and think to yourself "god, this is disgusting"? Well, get ready to empty your stomach, because science thought: why not take it a step further? Introducing now, the future of running: ht...

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You blink and suddenly find yourself in a full courtroom of a mysterious and alien space station.

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Dude, I am so pumped for this term! Seeing Kieth rise in the face of adversity brings me good hope that we will finally have a decent representation of the playerbase in all matters, go Kieth! Also very happy for Timber, dude just keeps breaking records with his unusual co-headmins, I was in fact ro...

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Happy birthday you beautiful furious ball of rage. Never lose your edge!

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I don't get it.

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It keeps snowing in here, what are you doing in here, dude? Hire a carpenter or these real estate agents from that TV show, you're going to ruin the carpet like this!

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I try to do what I can to advocate for second chances and, realistically, I don't see an issue with unbanning someone who's been gone for like two years. People like this guy make me question that mentality. Where is the real Vekter? What did you do with him?!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!! With alternate regar...

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Hello once again Mr.Bawhoppennn, our most sincere thanks for your analysis. It was very evident and clear that a lot of thought and research went into it, and the result was simply fascinating, everyone here at BONERMASTER & Associates is extremely impressed with your work. We thought such geniu...

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His mental lid blows off from the sheer hatred and fury gained by this experience, and the pinnacle of this outburst is him passive-aggressively quoting the rulebook on them, and then telling the player to fuck off when they don't take it seriously. Why is this guy banned? Why is he not an ADMIN alr...

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Not just any kind of jam, the most delicious tasting delicacy from oceania: vegemite. Speaking as someone from Australia; Vegemite should be considered a warcrime. these two lines directly conflict with each other I know it's rare that someone here still has tastebuds, but I do. Your politics are s...

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Why do you all keep posting already finished drawings in the thread to draw your character? Is that not against the entire point of this thread?

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Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:29 am you all thought i was going to post starsector, didnt you?

well, I'm not

I don't think to begin with. Checkmate!

See you in my upcoming Dungeons and Dragons thread!

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BONERMASTER was also here!

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Qbmax32 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 19, 2023 6:54 am world salad

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The captain responsible for the well-being of the entire station happens to come across a bomb that he can instantly defuse, but instead decides to flush it back down the pipes and blows up an entire hospital, killing everyone. A true SS13 experience, well played everyone. With impressed regards -BO...

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No, Maia should just wait for the next term and try their luck with the new trio.
And don't forget to file another appeal for the note as well.

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Tearling wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 3:26 am
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 11:13 pm GODDAMNIT JUST POST SOMETHING ALREADY!!!
You want a hobby?

Might I suggest world-building? It's been great fun for me. HMU on discord if you feel chatting D&D or TTRPG anytime at Tearling#9954

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Commenting the nerd emoji is so overused and cringe at this point. I thought it was genuinely funny at the beginning, but at this point, anything logical (aka incomprehensible for Gen Z) has replies of only the nerd emoji. I am so sick of it. As a society, we should actually try to listen to the co...

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EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 17, 2023 12:48 am hi BONERMASTER

Hello Maia!

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Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 16, 2023 11:24 pmjesus man

thanks man, really needed that

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GODDAMNIT JUST POST SOMETHING ALREADY!!!

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hahahahahaha guys it's just a joke, I am not addicted to dopamine, it's all cool, let's just casually post a bit

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I can't live without an update every 10 seconds
I need more posts
Just talk about anything
Even Starsector
Keep posting
Just keep posting
You need this as much as I do

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Cobby has not only methodically and systematically infiltrated TG-Station, but also completely subverted it. He revealed this to me in a private letter where he confessed his undying love for level-headed responses and taking different perspectives into consideration, values with which he has grossl...

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"You miss 100% of all skillshots you don't take."
-Kaceytron, 2016 A.D.

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TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:12 am viewtopic.php?f=7&t=33402

im sorry i know posting your own peanut thread is some headass activity but-

Yes it is.

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Completely disagree with making a peanut thread about this. Triangulating fellow forum posters over an opinion is total dogshit, don't do it, stop doing it. Everybody has the right to their opinion, and unlike ban appeals, you can actually post freely in policy, there is no justification for creatin...

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I was expecting a wild story about a DnD session spiraling out of control and getting everyone banned! The Title has literally nothing to do with the ban itself except for "roleplay" like come on DUDEEE. I'm so disappointed! With crushed regards -BONERMASTER its the admins job to create f...

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Constellado wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 7:14 am If so, that is uncool in my book and ruins the spirit of the game.

Fuck the spirit of the game.

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I was expecting a wild story about a DnD session spiraling out of control and getting everyone banned! The Title has literally nothing to do with the ban itself except for "roleplay" like come on DUDEEE. I'm so disappointed!

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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 12:33 pm im going to vote for my friend and not vote for goofball because he is a toxic individual

I am not running though.

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Cobby wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 12:56 amfuck the thread.

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It's just not. A simple thread about nothing, no whining, no "fuck the admins", no "fuck the players", just a simple thread having a good time and not getting into anyone's way. There is nothing venomous, sarcastic, ironic, or some kind of hidden agenda going on here, nothing at ...

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Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:19 pm
BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:59 am
Ok, let's talk more about 1984 instead.

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Is that a band?

no, it's a book actually!

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Are we seriously comparing the permabanning of a player who has had consistent behavioral issues to 1984? Yes, you are encouraged to join in our discussion of dead by daylight. Okay I'm gonna announce something that might have assassins sent to kill me. I would like to say right now I am not suicid...

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At least I get to live in the golden 80s.
And you too, if you're

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Please don't get hung up on the word 'permanent' here. [...] The ban is in no way permanent unless the person actively chooses to not make improvements to how they approach the game or attempt to be better. I'm not sure I quite follow with your reasoning here. But I know someone else that would: ht...

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The indigenous myth of the origin of the fruit is pretty Fromsoft-core. Basically a couple asked the gods to have a child since they were having a hard time having children. The main god of the pantheon would say yes, and a beautiful baby boy would be born. One of the gods would grow jealous howeve...

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🤓 Say hello to the GUARANA FRUIT 🤓 ---> [/color] WARNING: Actually Gross https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0543/6381/6105/products/Guarana_grande.png?v=1614413779 Disgusting, right? Imagine making a popular softdrink out of this. Well, if you're wondering, the brazilians have you beat there as well...

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I prefer the one on the right, makes the monkey look small and weak while I am big and strong.

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Serious question, don't look at your wallet. With humble regards -BONERMASTER Remember that bit about how you wouldn't work for the devil? If you took money from me you're contractually obligated (as you have received payment in exchange for your service) to defend me in court now I better see that...

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Serious question, don't look at your wallet.

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This debate hinges heavily on asimov being active in the first place. From what I have observed lately, they seem to run around with all sorts of laws that radically change the behavior and freedom of the AI. Oftentimes, orders like under the regular Asimov Lawset, either become non-applicable or so...

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I think it could have worked, the players just didn't try hard enough.

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Hello and good day Mr. Bawhoppennn,

with a bright smile I am hereby submitting my username to your rating agency and eagerly await your insightful reply.

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Sticky / Misdoubtful / Timber for absolute dreamteam, we make room for a 4th slot so we can vote in Kieth as well, it won't happen, fuck you.

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This part is completely overblown, similar to how punching somebody in the face gets twisted into attempted murder. If that was the only thing he did, it would be complete ass. He did a bit more than that though, like intimidating and threatening certain people using his private discord server when ...

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I wish i would record my rounds, because i saw the entire thing happening FYI, if you are witness you are always free to post your statement to give more insight into the case. Something like "I was present in the round and I did not see them gun down anyone or behave in an erratic matter"...

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Imagine discovering the jarring and dark truth to life and the entities beyond this dimension, and then proceeding to code the bottle splash PR for SS13. Truly one of the gamers of all time.

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