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Yeah, a lot of combat is one-hit-win with stuns, but IMO that’s totally fine. The whole point of the PR is that it is NOT fine. It sucks. Coders accepted that with tasers and how you could kill an entire nuke team with a single taser, which made every other ranged weapon obsolete, save for VERY spe...

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I still thing we should have swing mechanics 1000000% agree! Imagine how fun the game would be if you didn't have to complete 20 osu stages to land a single hit on someone. Also: We could then get in weapon characteristics. That fireaxe deals a lot of damage, but it's attack speed is a lot slower! ...

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> Make fun of Yog
> Steal their content

Now all that is left is to hear the lamentations of their women.

With best regards
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Oh, isn't that nice! I am confidently approaching caveman technology with this serious sling, while you guys are already handling high explosives and 100.000x folded nippon steel blades. No matter, even a stupid rock can be deadly when applied correctly. While you deign yourselves in safety, I am pr...

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Grrr... damn you Orangebottle!! You won't be so lucky next time!!! Just remember, in the end, I will be the one to escape the hunger games and this ridiculous prison sentence!!!! YES, I am off my sedatives, so you can get fucked god damn prison guards!! Once I have escaped, I'll sue the shit out of ...

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Happy Bday, Wine! Age, just like your namesake!

With fine regards
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jesus you have no idea how anything works do you Sinful and dying on stupid hills, more at 11 Yeah afaik the functionality that sinfull is imagining (assigning a specific core to a specific subsytem) only exists in his head and he just imagined that was how it works after reading some technical wor...

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Why don’t we have this! lag That’s what I heard mentioned before. But then how the hell’s Yog, PRIMITIVE ANCIENT TINCAN CODEBASE, running it fine? theyre not running it fine the replays test on /tg/ was dope but quickly disastrous Mannn you guys have no creativity man. Hear me out. Byond just added...

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The clown being promoted to "Head of Comedy" did not realize that the funniest joke to be revealed was the server they were playing on.
Badum-Tss!

With witty regards
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It has actually been moved to resolved, holy fuck, the sheer shitminning at hand. when iget host the first thing im going to do is no appeal permaban you just to see you shit your pants in the forum When I get headcoder, the first thing thing I'm going to do is irreversibly speedmerge every funny a...

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iwishforducks wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2023 11:23 pm bro wtf is going on in this thread you’re gonna have to pay me like 100 dollars to read any of this shit

*doesn't pay you anything*

Now you can't read anything forever!!!!!

With devilish regards
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Hey Yobi, when you're talking about your problems and how they affect you, I am sorry to say this, but there is one thing I take issue with: You're taking it out on the people that have nothing to do with it. We're all here to enjoy some video games, and pretty much everyone here has sympathy for yo...

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they say "BONERMASTER & Associates" but whos the associates?? i feel theres a bigger story here guys... The associates are... they are..... uugh, why does my head feel so heavy right now? Anyway, don't worry! I am very sorry that your cinema experience did not live up to your expectat...

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Not to give it all away, but I had a similiar idea planned at some point, where'd we stage a prison break in the style of those MS Paint adventure games, but instead of baby drawings you'd have AI give you cinematic tier shots of everything you do. But that idea kind of failed, because I couldn't re...

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alright we'll try Positive Prompts: (Masterpiece), (Best Quality), Extremely Detailed Watercolor Painting, (1 Girl:1.2), Solo, Intricate Detailed, (Medium Shot), Gazes Upon a Scenery, Snowflakes Room, Surrounded by Many Interior Decorations, From Side, Looking Afar, Blue Eyes, [Blush], Pink Hime Cu...

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alright we'll try Positive Prompts: (Masterpiece), (Best Quality), Extremely Detailed Watercolor Painting, (1 Girl:1.2), Solo, Intricate Detailed, (Medium Shot), Gazes Upon a Scenery, Snowflakes Room, Surrounded by Many Interior Decorations, From Side, Looking Afar, Blue Eyes, [Blush], Pink Hime Cu...

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Using the argument “this guy did that, so I am morally allowed to do this” is a faulty argument. Breaking rule one because someone else is breaking rule one is pretty contrary. Both should’ve realized that MRP has the word “roleplay” in it and that’s that. "He who acteth like a scoundrel, be t...

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antags have a license to grief, non-antags do not have a license to grief. stealing someone’s shit not once but twice to purposefully fuck with them is very much “act like an antag, get treated like an antag” - you’ll notice that Baal didn’t ahelp until after the second thievery. you’re correct tha...

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Ahh, hold on, I think I have an Idea here! Check this out!

*Locks thread*

With enlightened regards
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Let's go guys, time for a brainstorm!

With interested regards
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Everyone after 2015 is a manuelmin. A roleplay loving, bar visiting, do nothing manuelmin Okay Manuelmin Requesting a Player Review of this post While I do appreciate your sincere attempt at making an absolutely buzzin, beast of a post, I cannot in good faith allow you to continue posting in the pl...

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Forcing someone to actually argue with Vekter is one of the most sadistic things a headmin term has ever done, so congratulations for breaking a record here.

With cheerful regards
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I imagine that anyone who lets their EX steal their computer cannot possibly be in a good place.
Also, this is why you must wear self-defense bombs at all times, clearly a skill issue.

With exonerated regards
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My most sincere congratulations for defying the odds and prevailing against the horde of maidenless algebra haters. Very impressive.

With numerous regards
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*BWOINK*

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I like the idea in theory, stuffing all turboshitters into their own server where they can kill each other until their last remaining dopamine receptor burns out. The issue I see here is in the practicality: The players that would benefit the most from being taught that lesson, probably won't bite? ...

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vect0r wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2023 7:12 pm We should do a stellaris game instead.

read: starsector

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Turbonerd wrote: ↑Sun Apr 16, 2023 4:31 pm There's a number in your title, which encourages people to count. Effectively banbaiting.

*BWOINK*

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Look, the reason we upheld and edited the note is because I wouldn't want some guy shitting himself every single round. It's funny once or twice but can you imagine how stale it would get if it was allowed to be done often? All the creepy stuff is removed from the note too to signify that this was ...

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Radical Idea: We don't try to come up with ways to hurt people that just want to enjoy the game that we are all playing together, and go touch grass for a bit!

With crazy regards
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First shitty ruling of this term!

With floating regards
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I love how this guy comes in all calm and collected explaining very reasonably why he is appealing the note, and then you peak into the deranged logs of him roleplaying out taking a shit

I can't

FREE MR.POOPYPANTS!!!!!

With shitty regards
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H'okay, so this is going to be a long post, and I got distracted in the middle, so please try to bear with me and, uh, if I trail off a thought in the middle of it, just let me know and I'll try to go finish it. Calling somebody a serious accusation as bigot or racist or sexist MUST HAVE ZERO FALSE...

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Listen, you guys can go completely nuts in just a minute, but there is something I wanted to have clarified before you bash eachother's heads in: Anything else we should know: For a rather long period of time I have contributed to, played on and adminned for a server explicitly built to rival tg. A...

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Listen, you guys can go completely nuts in just a minute, but there is something I wanted to have clarified before you bash eachother's heads in: Anything else we should know: For a rather long period of time I have contributed to, played on and adminned for a server explicitly built to rival tg. At...

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With felinid regards
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Just saying, if you refuse to make this publicly accessible, I will rename myself to Donkey Dong with an appropriate PFP and incite everyone else to do the same.

With subtle regards
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Armhulen, it appears that we are all collectively entering a state that could be described as "jungle fever".
To further study the effect, direct exposure will be necessary. I call upon your monkification of myself.

With primal regards
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Nice, now I can finally play the game again.

With FUN regards
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So he posts shit in a shitposting channel, and then he gets banned because it is too disruptive for the other shit in there?
Like..........huh?

With baffled regards
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You guys were absolutely wetting your noodles over that other admin that blasted the shit out of that low-pop killer, which to me was hilarious and absolutely deserved, If I was that admin, I'd have teleported that SOB into a meatgrinder and fed his remains to Ian or the goat. Now this one shows up ...

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I ran the numbers on the current patrons and the furries out number the normals 2:1 in patrons and 4:1 in dollar amount. So now I want $600 $1400 USD to *not* do what the op is asking me to do. Should be no problem right? felinids are not furries you’re gonna have to run your numbers again https://...

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Appraising your offer, I believe you'll need to start with at least $1000 to even be considered. Further, you're targeting a sub-set of players that are particularly willing to pay money to feed their fetish addiction (ask any furry artist). So you need to also consider the loss of revenue that you ...

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NoxVS wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:59 pm15 6

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Armhulen wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:40 pm
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explain what your problem is with Nox's count or pipe down boy

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NoxVS wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 am15 0

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