/tg/Station 13

Timonk

also please remember we are talking MRP. unlike on LRP not every single person on the station is rambo there

Timonk

We don't give him the best armour on station and a brace of deadly weapons exclusively for self defense - If he wants to go out and play ball with the serial killer targeting his direct subordinates in person instead of annoying the HOS with micromanagement, he can. why would i get noted for lootin...

Timonk

I'm sure if Joe Biden asked he would get a gun and armor for self defense. Doesn't mean he can apply in the local police force to hunt for criminals because he's bored on a quiet White House shift

Timonk

Then go play on the LRP White House server because he wouldn't on the MRP White House server

Timonk

Okay bmon haters hear me out, I'm about to make a conjecture
If there was a terrorist in the White House going around and attacking congress members, would you expect President Joe Biden himself to hunt him down?

Timonk

you used to be able to see which ckey belonged to which ghost in deadchat with the ignore player button

Timonk

yea the jabroni outfit would have been way better IMO

Timonk

whats your opinion on LaTeX?

Timonk

we are living with women in full latex bodysuits

Timonk

aspen wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 1:02 ammeow

execution

Timonk

<r><QUOTE author="EmpressMaia" post_id="722678" time="1709095618" user_id="111044"><s>[quote=EmpressMaia post_id=722678 time=1709095618 user_id=111044]</s> <QUOTE author="TheFinalPotato" post_id="722673" time="1709092817" user_id="11333"><s>[quote=TheFinalPotato post_id=722673 time=1709092817 user_i...

Timonk

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have played over 2000 hours of the best NT aligned gameplay, and I've been involved in numerous ahelps with Bmon, and I have over 300 selfless acts. I am trained in MRP and I'm the top player for the sake of the...

Timonk

My only criticism of Bmon as an antag is that they are the most boring type of antag that does the same shit every single round. Like if they are a nightmare they WILL go for the super matter at some point. If they're a ling, they'll cut people's heads off and/or throw them out an airlock, etc. It'...

Timonk

this thread is mere hours away from being closed automatically

Timonk

:siren: NEW ARMHULEN POST DETECTED :siren:

Timonk

this guy is having a groundhog day but the day he is reliving is literally 1984

Timonk

aspen, a name that makes the sky thunder and rain to suddenly start
lets see what will happen.

Timonk

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have played over 2000 hours of the best NT aligned gameplay, and I've been involved in numerous ahelps with Bmon, and I have over 300 selfless acts. I am trained in MRP and I'm the top player for the sake of the ...

Timonk

my beloved

Timonk

google catwoman

Timonk

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:16 pm
Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:16 pm can we get a subforum for ladies in a full latex bodysuit
like, all of them in the same suit?

yes

Timonk

can we get a subforum for ladies in a full latex bodysuit

Timonk

Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:35 pm shoutout to empress maia for the worst post ive seen right next to timonks, "A lady in a full latex bodysuit" All I feel is pain, I have to smoke.

She said that because that's my kink, you don't know the full lore. I said it first.

Timonk

so andrew was the use case for olfaction, i've been trying to figure out why that gene power existed ever since my fulp days actually very useful tracking people only thing that can track people without suit sensors as a proof of concept i was able to track down a changeling because he was changing...

Timonk

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 9:23 am
EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 12:55 am you are all going to hell
the skies will rend asunder and strike you down where you stand for your ill remarks for I am divinely protected by beings beyond your comprehension and ontologically good in all I do

says who

Timonk

Wholesome:

I gave someone a memorable experience in their first hours on this server, saw them grow as a player, rising to the ranks of a game admin until they went 1986 postal and quit

You could say I got someone hooked on the stuff

Timonk

Thunder11 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 11:31 pm Look

I think we

Killed the thread

Shame

It was

Actively dying

Until

You posted

Timonk

I think I still hold the record for the fastest successful station nuke as an operative. Round #170763 Maybe not though, I could see how it could be done faster, you just have to have a team of really good players who catch on to what you're doing with no communication. you didnt nuke the station, ...

Timonk

modular metacomming with a player....

Timonk

i hijacked the shuttle as a simplemob crab while being passively contested for it
i rolled wizard twice in a row

Timonk

dendydoom wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:37 am
MooCow12 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 2:42 am (opening the ui does so dont close it, just walk 1 tile away for each ping)
is that a bug i spy........

its more like walking away from something electrified to not get shocked when it reacts

Timonk

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 3:18 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58KHn4H6F5Q
3 years ago this was made for a solo adventure not even an expansion

honestly liked this one more than both of the ones armhulen posted

Timonk

so andrew was the use case for olfaction, i've been trying to figure out why that gene power existed ever since my fulp days actually very useful tracking people only thing that can track people without suit sensors Wait does it actually work now? always has worked you only need to be in a clean ar...

Timonk

imagine being last head alive during revolution and having 30 sniffas hot on your tail

Timonk

Donglesplonge wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 12:06 pm so andrew was the use case for olfaction, i've been trying to figure out why that gene power existed ever since my fulp days

actually very useful tracking people
only thing that can track people without suit sensors

Timonk

ive played with andrew for years (on terry) and i genuinely had no idea that they were going around massively sniffing peoples feet

Timonk

If you're gonna RP it at least make it believable that your friend would want to see your pet biohazards

Timonk

Can I (a security officer) invite a friend to my workplace (the armory) to give them a tour of the guns?

Timonk

Higgin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:49 pm since arcmining, I have heard and been suggesting halving point totals when people are considering gulag sentences. It takes a bit longer than it used to now.

mine harder

Timonk

first they came for out ERP, i said nothing
then they came for your LRP, i said nothing
now they are coming for our MRP. RISE UP PROUD TGMERICANS

Timonk

warbluke wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 11:12 pm
EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:22 pm when will we add an RP server
Do I have news for you:
https://hackmd.io/@Dsm-BOZJQquXV0Z7ShxJQg/ry2JEJssT

no skyrat but HRP and on tg?

Timonk

oh yea? how about you deny deez

Timonk

IMO even for LRP this is an appropriate response to imminent death

Timonk

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35825
warranted? should it be allowed on LRP? on MRP? or not at all?

Timonk

I wonder if byond is capable of 3D

Timonk

Admining is like playing sec but your crowd are (man)children 10/10 times instead of 5/10 times

Timonk

aflap jab: do *aflap (my favorite emote as a human) and punch your opponent to release all the moth anger built up inside of u

Timonk

and i dont even work out
i can only imagine the sleep you get after leg day

Timonk

sleep stat is based
10 hrs consistently feels so fucking good

Timonk

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:44 am I hope you get banned

i hope you get your feet tickled

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