/tg/Station 13

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cum this

cum that

why don't you cum up with a better joke

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lmao at anyone who goes "but it's what my character would do" as a justification for doing anything that breaks the rules

you're the one that decided to create and play a character that would do that

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LMAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOOOOOOOO THEY ACCUSED HIM OF GATEKEEPING HOLY FUCKING SHIT WEEHH WEH WEHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T POST DISTURBING SHIT IN GENERAL YOU'RE ELITIST AND TOXIC AND GATEKEEPING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING LMAO EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE COMPLAINT TOO DID THEY REALLY PULL ...

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a dodgeball that knocks you down instantly if someone hits you by throwing it at you but if you catch it it knocks down the person that threw it instead

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man on fire was a good movie I should watch it again

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If you don't want a conflict to become harmful do not respond with harm. If you respond with harm, you open yourself up to harm. If you enter a fight to the death, you can't ahelp if you die, surely, because it was a fight to the death. Traditionally, so long as your body is brought to medbay after...

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If you don't want a conflict to become harmful do not respond with harm. If you respond with harm, you open yourself up to harm. If you enter a fight to the death, you can't ahelp if you die, surely, because it was a fight to the death. Traditionally, so long as your body is brought to medbay after...

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>thing is broke >coders don't fix thing >player brings attention to and uses thing >player gets banned am i missing something here if you ever perceive a weakness in someone's home security system please take the liberty to break into their house and rob them at gun point to bring attention to thei...

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i agree it would have been funnier if athath had just abused his immortality to be super fucking annoying by repeatedly making terrible one-liners and summoning masks or bodyswapping people yes this is correct, his sin was being a boring-ass murderboner more so than the bug abuse alone if you're go...

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this is the funniest of jank fuck you

imagine getting tilted because janky bullshit happened on a fucking wizard round, jank is like 75% of the reason that antag exists

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A player spends the round bothering someone without directly harming them, then that someone gets reasonably upset, and instead of ahelping immediately, attempts to kill them out of frustration, and then the other party takes advantage of this to round remove them. If current policy is taken litera...

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do we get to laugh at the hos if they open the armory at roundstart and then get killed with one of their own guns because a traitor turned a less robust officer into a pinata

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Bread "Kiwi Farms is based, average troony jannies don't like it" I can't tell if that's supposed to be a slur against trans people or against black people. Either way, "Kiwi Farms is based" should've been enough by itself. I mean kiwifarms basically exists for the purpose of do...

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if he should be banned for anything it's for using water vapour instead of committing to the bit and using lube

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Hilarious how my name is being danced around referring to me as "he" or "him". What's even funnier is that when calling me a murderboner failed (I was bwoinked, it was dismissed) it switched to calling me a powergamer and resulted in this thread. Yeah, I had a ton of gear as a c...

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:09 am I thought there was a headmin ruling that sec who open up with lethal weapons for no reason forfeited their OOC sec "just doing my job" protection?

Either way miner still a shit

"for no reason" is doing a lot of legwork there

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Lmao that's hardly an 11 infraction After careful consideration I've decided to apply a permanent ban, cuffing someone and telling them you are going to anally rape them as a security officer is completely out of order. You may appeal this ban of the forums. Lmfao Why does this keep happening to me...

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Yeah sure tough guy, go take a swing at trans people and broadcast it to everyone around you, do you also kick puppies too? Man I hope you never grow up and actually get to know one of them, wouldn't want your head to be filled with reason and insight as to how abysmal they're getting treated by th...

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Yeah sure tough guy, go take a swing at trans people and broadcast it to everyone around you, do you also kick puppies too? Man I hope you never grow up and actually get to know one of them, wouldn't want your head to be filled with reason and insight as to how abysmal they're getting treated by th...

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Why not have a corrective filter for words and/or phrases that are deemed to be not suitable rather than the message just not going through? Somebody says: "X is such a [insert gamerword]" and the filter would change the message to "X is such a [insert randomized palatable replacemen...

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a new traitor item that is a big magnet that you can run over the R&D servers, nuke disk, any other disk, whatever, and erase all the data on them

stick it on a borg to make their controls go backwards

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EuSouAFazenda wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:05 pm Station trait where everyone is a clown. One of them is the acting captain and he has to become the acting HoP, giving all the other clowns their proper jobs.

wrong thread, clownstation sounds like it would be a hilarious shitshow

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weh weh weh weh I can't play the event

maybe consider that before maxcapping the shuttle as a nonantag

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I love how he included the screenshot of sending the guy "fuck you" in DMs over and over and tried to present that as evidence that he wasn't harassing

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I did not send an "overly hostile" message to Melbert as a result of being turned down for a tc trade, I sent a hostile message after he called me asshole in an ahelp he shouldn't have answered in the first place. 04:06:43: Reply from-shadowedenvy: Just make me a regular traitor. I'd rath...

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funny how he doesn't mention the syringe dart in the appeal and claims he was just in the brig with a bomb because he "thought it would a funny way to commit suicide"

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if someone is actually validhunting then that's already against the rules re: pre-emptively searching out antagonists, if they are attacked by an antagonist (or someone acting like one) and retaliate/defend themselves with whatever they happen to have on their person, then that is not validhunting a...

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lmao

"I detonated a bomb on purpose as a nonantag, why am I banned?"

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I hate these clowns whose only gimmick is to grief and ban-bait you. "Why am I banned for killing someone taking my banana peel??????" you can tell that this wreckage of a human being has no grasp on any other concept but immediate self-gratification. If they happen to walk into a dark al...

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Can we get stats on people who vote tram then actually play it afterwards? We know admins aren’t playing it, wonder if they’re voting so they can get a break since they know other admins will observe lol. It'd be neat to see the roundstart logout report tracking people that voted for the current ma...

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this fixed-width bullshit is horrible who thought this was a good idea I have giant blue bars down the sides of my screen

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whether you planned to teleport him into a freezer is irrelevant anyway from his point of view, he got teleported into a 1x1 room without warning he used whatever he had to hand to escape from that room - which was a thing his job might reasonably be expected to have teleporting someone into a killb...

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if you stack a lasagna on top of another lasagna do you have two lasagnas or one lasagna

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Validhunting is defined as pre-emptively seeking conflict with antagonists. Using whatever you happen to have to hand (in this case, a genetic injector, which is not a surprising item to find in the inventory of a geneticist) to fight back when attacked by a traitor is not pre-emptive, and therefore...

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port the space elevator map from vorestation or citadel or whatever

the one that has a 4x4 elevator as the only means of getting between the space half and the ground half

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when I saw the guy's username I thought it was the same sneed from the other n word appeal

you know, the one where he declared his intent to evade when it was denied

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It is metagrudge, you're ""considering the enjoyment of the server"" with out of round knowledge (past history of them) Metagaming to make the game more enjoyable for other people on the server (including meta "this guy running a gimmick is obviously a traitor but I'm going...

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I'm trying to think what other birds it could be 'cause my first thought for a black pointy-beaked diving bird is a cormorant but I can't really think of any others unless it had some other markings

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did it look like this

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what colour was the bird

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Colovorat wrote:As once again, it was not spam or something, it was a god damn joke. but yea when some players spam with arabic/chinese shit it's fine

how the fuck are we supposed to be able to tell whether it's a joke if we don't speak the fucking language the joke is in

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sinfulbliss wrote:You realize pedophiles, rapists, murderers, and serial killers are all assigned a lawyer?

who the fuck assigned you

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man I only posted this 'cause I thought it was funny that he was flirting with a moth and his appeal was blocked by someone literally called mothblocks I didn't expect a serious debate on peanut policy or the validity of rape literature

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Armhulen wrote:
SinfulBliss wrote:I agree peanut policy wasn't violated, but this type of thing stacks the odds against the appealer.
you mean... the facts?

come on man you can prove just about any crazy thing with facts

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LIFTED. God damn lmao. I wouldn't have gone with a perma after they apologised, but lifting outright it is lenient as fuck. Bans are supposed to induce a change in behavior. As long as this happens there's no need for further punishment, you authoritarian cuck. yeah, the initial ban read to me as l...

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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=29907

itt: mothblocks cockblocks by dropping the docs, coquette connection blocked

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"quote from man banned" moment

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or the shorter version is that you can't treat someone like an antag until they act like an antag otherwise it falls foul of the pre-emptive clause if you dunk someone completely at random there are two possibilities: 1 - they're not an antag, in which case you get beaned for randomly dunking a nona...

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allow traitor clowns to attach their horn to a gun so it goes honk instead of bang

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