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Unless specifically asked by security 'Law 2 - AI please inform security if you see someone breaking into a department that isn't there's'. I've never understood the obsession with prefixing your orders with "Law 2." This isn't sudo the funniest shit is when they do it when the AI isn't a...

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Unless specifically asked by security 'Law 2 - AI please inform security if you see someone breaking into a department that isn't there's'. I've never understood the obsession with prefixing your orders with "Law 2." This isn't sudo the funniest shit is when they do it when the AI isn't a...

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorcas_Hoar

considering it's just a misspelling of an actual person, anyone going after their name for being "unrealistic" would be

witch hunting

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Being an asshole usually gets you bwoinked, even if it's valid IC conflict that falls well within the rules. "I can't believe Dalton keeps holding out on giving me a syringe gun. I'm going to smash all of the windows into medbay and then ahelp when he disposals me." not giving me the thin...

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obligatory warning that "vox" is one of those words that flip a switch in certain SS13 players heads that turn them into complete mental defectives as soon as they press the button to play one, regardless of the specific rules of the server they're on otherwise completely normal and decent...

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Actual trials, as they've classically been done on TG are cumbersome, slow, and bomb magnets. You would have to establish a summary legal queue system that would accelerate the process to have any hope of trials becoming more than a rarity. Thankfully the bomb magnet part would be mitigated somewha...

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Bulky batons would only be an antag "nerf" to the extent that every antag who can use stunbatons makes getting one a top priority. It would be a buff to antag gear in that antags would now have an actual reason to use it, instead of getting for free something better than nearly all of it ...

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making them bulky and only fit in secbelts/sec clothing isn't a nerf to security or a counterplay that benefits antagonists, it's a nerf to people stealing them from sec yes, thats why its bad yeah, I wasn't disagreeing antags having a counterplay against sec batoning them is good but this suggesti...

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toemas wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:15 am antagonists need more counterplay towards stunbatons in general but making them bulky is not the way to go

making them bulky and only fit in secbelts/sec clothing isn't a nerf to security or a counterplay that benefits antagonists, it's a nerf to people stealing them from sec

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he looks like a wilford

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My brother in christ, there is zero reason to walk into the upload silently other than to change laws. The RD does not go in there to just...hang out and vibe. I say this as a Manuel player, if an RD gets killed by a HOGAN AI for walking into the upload silently, that is a certified Skill and IC Is...

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Going up to your target and asking “Hey clown, got any bananas?” and filling him with lead while he replies is typebaiting. Going up to your target and saying “Hey clown, I have a surprise for you!” and filling him with lead after he stops to listen isn’t typebaiting. Interactions with your target ...

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Going up to your target and asking “Hey clown, got any bananas?” and filling him with lead while he replies is typebaiting. Going up to your target and saying “Hey clown, I have a surprise for you!” and filling him with lead after he stops to listen isn’t typebaiting. Interactions with your target ...

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But I don't think that Code Solution is viable, because that would fuck the logs up something fierce and probably slow things down. The only code solution I can think of is to have a note of whether a typing indicator was present added to the attack logs next to the newhp value or whatever to make ...

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Example 2: You kill a crewmember that was trying to kill you in self defense. Sec arrives on the scene, and the officers consider it murder and arrest you. They throw you in a brig cell for 10 minutes, but not before confiscating your toolbelt and insuls. You notice the officer loots your insuls fo...

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Example 2: You kill a crewmember that was trying to kill you in self defense. Sec arrives on the scene, and the officers consider it murder and arrest you. They throw you in a brig cell for 10 minutes, but not before confiscating your toolbelt and insuls. You notice the officer loots your insuls fo...

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Example 2: You kill a crewmember that was trying to kill you in self defense. Sec arrives on the scene, and the officers consider it murder and arrest you. They throw you in a brig cell for 10 minutes, but not before confiscating your toolbelt and insuls. You notice the officer loots your insuls fo...

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HRP admin here. Take my advice with the appropriately large pinch of salt and consider whether it's appropriate for your server and playerbase, etc. Our equivalent policy for this situation is under the rule "create and play server-appropriate characters", equivalent to manuel's rule 9, wi...

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having a gander at the github chatter and one of the things I've seen brought up as a concern is how there are tells that the paradox clone is an antagonist (and thus valid) and easy to spot, especially if the target is a member of a metagang that'll instantly be able to go "I'm the real me bec...

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this looks incredibly dank

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the main issue with all-access that makes it explosive is that ID console access is part of all-access so maybe that's the part that should be looked at, rather than the nitty-gritty details like "how many departments can a card hold at once" and needing a silver ID to get command access a...

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clicking the tongs immediately before picking something off the grill with them should give the food a buff

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A lone antagonist is completely allowed to do as they please, so it's equally fair to hold them accountable for their behaviour if they decide to do something in bad faith. there is nothing "bad faith" about literally playing the fucking game you know what you sound like right now? You so...

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A lone antagonist is completely allowed to do as they please, so it's equally fair to hold them accountable for their behaviour if they decide to do something in bad faith. there is nothing "bad faith" about literally playing the fucking game you know what you sound like right now? You so...

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really killing anyone with that low of a pop is shitter behaviour It is not being a shitter to do a thing the game specifically instructs you to do. If people being killed on lowpop is really a problem then maybe the game shouldn't generate assassination objectives on lowpop, but since it does you ...

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holy shit what a pair of absolute babies
they weren't even the ones you killed
one of the people bitching at you was even one of the traitors that killed their targets holy fucking shit what a hypocrite

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if you were a traitor and the person you killed was your target then it's valid fuckin salad and the people complaining should fuck off to a hrp perma-extended sandbox pve server if they don't want to ever be round-removed except they shouldn't because then I might have to deal with them and fuck that

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if you say security are beating you and security are like "no no no I was only stunning them repeatedly for no reason" when the admins ask why then the admins are going to ask "okay but why were you doing that in the first place" like if an officer straps you down to the chair in...

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Someone comes rushing over and sees that the person doesn't have any injuries. "Aha. This person is now valid!" and proceeds to beat them. They get banned. who said anything about making them valid to anyone other than the person they're falsely accusing, it's entirely possible for someon...

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This would lead to way too much conflict with silicons. It's not a particularly fun conflict either, as most AI can do is say ';harm brig' and bolt an officer in brig for a few minutes. Contrary to popular belief, just because they're valid for it doesn't mean you now have to do it. So some shitter...

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In order to meta grudge someone, you have to be griefing them in the first place. To call pieing someone metagrudging, you first need to justify that hitting the person with the pie was actually grief. Person from the note here - eloquently put. It's an obscenity that pieing someone, under any cont...

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Clearly not you dunce, there's obviously way more context behind it since neither in my time, past and or present has anyone been noted for ONLY throwing a pie. It's almost insane that people would see things at face value. No need for a new rule or more policy. Read the ban appeal yourself then Ei...

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add fentanyl
to most crewmembers it's just a potent painkiller but sec officers are killed instantly at the slightest exposure

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add holoprojectors and the malf ability to make them (and the holodeck) spawn those hologram guards from dead money

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Could you elaborate on why you think Rule 2 applies to EORG? After reading the rule and its precedents, it seems to only be concerned with metacomming, metaganging, using info from other rounds, and fortifying atmos roundstart. I can see on MRP it being an issue if a bunch of players are creating g...

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wait a minute When the shuttle has reached Centcom, players are free to act as per lone antagonists, detailed in Rule 4 . Murderboning IS random killing without regard for or in direct violation of one's objectives killing someone and being unable to explain why without going into deep hypotheticals...

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Why does this even need a discussion? If you EORG prep and someone opens your trit can or activates your grenade early, you're responsible for it. Sec officers on MRP will already arrest players dragging a trit can onto the shuttle, and the crew sometimes does as well. Yeah, getting caught carrying...

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If runtime detects someone buckled to a chair she should go and sit on them, preventing them from getting up. Ever.

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My initial gut feeling is that if you do those things after you've already won the fight - they've *surrendered, they're cuffed, they're crit, etc. - Third rule of fight club: Someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Anything you do to them after that is a new fight. That you star...

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Can you describe what it is and what it does, exactly, for those of us who don't play paradise/baystation, please? On bay/polaris code servers, the atmospheric control computer allows you to remotely interface with any air alarm that is set to allow remote control. It displays them all in a big lis...

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add a Gender Reveal Cake to the upload next to the pizza bomb
functionally similar to a syndiebomb, only instead of a timer it goes off when any mob with a gender moves adjacent to it, meaning that only a non-gendered entity such as a borg can safely approach and disarm it

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fund it

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make it show intent so if they're in combat stance it puffs up like a bottlebrush and lashes around

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Super Aggro Crag wrote: ↑Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:41 am like from zombies ate my neighbors.

what about bubble bobble

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Make it set cult/undead and other supernatural things on fire. You know. That chain.

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Add a slow cooker to the kitchen.
If you fill it with ingredients and turn it on, and it survives to the end of the shift, then next shift it will have cooked food in it.

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Valorium wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 3:21 pm What does wizarditis even do again?

makes you yell incantations and eventually start teleporting randomly

personally I think it'd be funnier if you started just straight-up casting random spells rather than the teleport, like you sneeze and cast a fireball down the hallway

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how far in advance is mulebot pathfinding calculated
if possible, hacked mulebots should change their facing sprite one tile before they actually change direction so it looks like they're drifting

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make it so that medical doctors can be teleported randomly by throwing an apple at them (but only once a day)

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