/tg/Station 13

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As I was heading to my local 24/7 Super Walmart to pick up some Red Baron's Party Supreme Pizza With The Rising Crust and a Twenty-Pack Of Solo Cups, I was given the news that a great man passed away today. http://searchengineland.com/figz/wp-content/seloads/2012/05/rowdy-roddy-piper-i-change-the-qu...

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Diane doesn't have any fans, does she? I hope not.

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The thing is if you actually need adderal it won't make you trip out like a college kid trying to shoot for a safe high at his first party. It'll just do its job.

At least, that's what they say.

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Yo. There's this website called Meetup or something where you jam in your interests and find groups of like-minded people.

Use it. I've seen it used for things ranging from FLGS stuff to Smash Bros. meetups to cult meetings. I guarantee you'll find something.

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I'm on hydroxyzine right now for panic attacks and let me tell you, 3 of those at 25 MG relaxes sooooo well.

I tried a new shaving cream and woke up feeling like my face is on fire.

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I like how NNF just swept the racism accusations under the rug, possibly using a Swiffer Sweeper, which is perfect for quick and easy cleanup for breakrooms and kitchens.

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I would like a prompt reply from the administration as soon as possible. I'd like a reply as quick as Maruchan Picante Beef Ramen Noodles' recommended cooking time (which is approx. 5 minutes).

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Byond account and character name: VinegarStrokes/Dayum Glutton Banning admin: Niknakflak Ban type (What are you banned from?): The server, forever. Ban reason and length: You have been banned by niknakflak. Reason: Griefer. Laughable IC in OOC, random killing people as well as random spouting about...

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what should someone who has never drank alcohol but wants to try it, try first? I turned 21 on 6/30 but I've only had some silly peach winecooler thing when I went to my aunt's house and they were all like "oh you have to try something!" it was okay but not really for me. Literally any sm...

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bruh don't make excuses

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Last few days I've drank every single day

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Why do those fans always get hella dusty even if they run non-stop

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I was beginning to ask why you're scared of the idea of people having knives until I saw that you're from the UK and my question was answered

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I like how he spent time and effort to write a few paragraphs and share some in-depth thoughts on UK, and yet every single response to this is either a meme or a "witty" oneliner. The general population has been debrained and reduced to a herd grunting, snorting animals incapable of coher...

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"So," the guard says, looking the group over suspiciously, "The King's new guard is to be outlanders and vagrants... Well, I suppose I have no choice but to let you through." He taps the bottom of his spear on the doors, and before long, they open to allow you in. You are immedia...

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So it's like The Dictator?

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((Got a lot on my plate right now fellas, updates coming soon))

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The restaurant industry may be the worst thing I've ever experienced and the only job I've quit after one week. Never ever ever work at a Chili's. Not one, but two groups of people came in without reservations for parties of 12-15 and got mad when they had to wait because we were at capacity and we'...

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A lot of the atmosphere change from Fallout 2 though is because the central theme to the series is humanity gradually rebuilding itself. If you wanted it to stay a desolate warzone wasteland play Fallout 3

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((IT'S THE PLAN UNTIL IT DOESN'T WORK))

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((Roll(2d6)+5:
1,5,+5
Total:11))

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Dick kicks in the door, ripping his shirt apart, Hulkamania-style.

"I'll drink any turkey in this room under the table, guaranteed."

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((And we're back! Another day has passed with the end of the competition, which means everyone spends another days of rations, and Bizarre spends one day of horse feed. During this time, make the appropriate rolls to regain health over an 8-hour rest.)) After a day of walking with an entourage of th...

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Veronica's the worst follower

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it's joker

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I think you're moving a little fast here Loonikus, I'm not ready to call myself that

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Today is my birthday.

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((I haven't forgotten, we'll return to our regularly-unscheduled D&D when I'm done celebrating my birthday.))

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"North, and then east. You find Koschek soon enough."

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Inside the purse is a single blue-dyed bloody leopard's paw.

"Means you are in good hands, my friend."

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The man rubs his fingers down one of his very long mustachios, thinking.

"Okay, you will go with!"

He hands you a small coinpurse that doesn't jingle, smiling. "This will get you into Koschek. Tell them you are from tournament!"

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((Roll Persuasion, Galv))

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You hear a noise that makes your stomach turn over on itself as Zivko's duelling career is cut tragically short. The crowd gasps, and the announcer even takes a step back out of surprise... At least, until the entire crowd starts cheering, throwing ribbons into the air and whooping at the giant's br...

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Karag drops a massive fist into Zivko's head once more, and the tiefling goes limp, his face a ruined mess. His sword drops to the ground, a nice, shiny blade. "WE HAVE WINNER," one of the people watching the fights from the crowd says, edging cautiously towards Karag. "What is name? ...

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Zivko's head slams into the snow with a thump as several blows rock his face. He tries again to free himself.

((Roll(1d20)+1:
11,+1
Total:12))

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Zivko grunts and squirms to no avail.

((Roll(1d20)+1:
8,+1
Total:9))

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((Roll(1d20)+1:
16,+1
Total:17))

Spoiler:

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Zivko grunts as he's lifted off of his feet by the giant, slashing wildly with his sword.

((Roll(1d20)+3:
18,+3
Total:21))

((Roll(1d8)+1:
5,+1
Total:6))

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((Lucky you, he got an 8.))

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((Roll(1d20)+0:
5,+0
Total:5))

The cocky warrior's posture slackens, as he doesn't quite seem to think you're as bad as your talk would imply. This leaves him open.

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"No stories of you? That is okay. When Zivko Orlov rains iron down upon you, he will leave you alive to tell of his deeds. Draw, 'Bowbreaker.'"

((Initiative))

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The tiefling smiles. "What creature is this? Is this an orc, from the stories?"

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The fight is intense, with both competitors swinging their blades at lightning-quick speeds. Edge meets edge in a whirl of steel, with both duelists giving it their all. Eventually, one gains the upper hand, grabbing his sword with both hands and swinging the pommel at his opponent's leg. The loser'...

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"You will need sword, big mans," the soldier says, pointing at the duelists as one goes for a fancy-looking flourish and gets knocked to the ground for his trouble. "We do not use hammer in Father's personal guard."

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As Karag steps into the circle, he's immediately stopped by three men in white leopard coats. "You are big mans indeed," one says, laughing. "You here to join tournament?"

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TheWiznard wrote:((Is there any cover of a sort near where we are stopped currently?))

((Human cover))

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((I'd say they're about 30, 35 feet away.))

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