/tg/Station 13

I know I'm late, but after pic 2, I'm gonna vote grille too

I usually try NOT to listen to music in my head. It just repeats the same few seconds over and over, with no pause button. It gets annoying really quickly.

I tried that originally, it doesn't look as good without the blown up tiles, and there's only undamaged syndie tiles.

Spoiler:

Total loot:
2 buckshot shells
1 syndicate firing pin
1 syndie corpse
1 recharger
1 shotgun case (empty)
1 egun case (empty)

Will upload the DMM when I do a few more

A feature is being tested, you present yourself as a perfect target to let players try the feature. Salt more.

Doesn't that just spawn live ammo though?

Does anyone know how to place spent casings in the map editor?

Simple mob bots are being tested just now. Blame a badmin for the fact someone's playing beepsky, though.

Sybil OOC votes for male

The Smith has arrived

So since name policy may or may not be dead, are mononyms allowable now or not?

Away Missions work best as one off, rare events yeah. Unless we get some decent random generation going and some interesting enemies, traps etc. Might give it more replayability. Roles for ghosts might also breathe life into it. Still glad to have let a new batch of players experience the exploit f...

[08:37.57] <oranges> tfw smooth skin after moisturising in shower
[08:37.59] <oranges> feels comfy man

[08:53.47] <MrPerson> Smooth like a baby
[08:53.49] <MrPerson> Which you are

Dead game

Because you continue to have this illusion that I was shooting anything, if you didn't notice, the rifle was completely full when you shot me, not one bullet fired at anyone, until you decided to start shooting at "possible" suspects, instead of blasting the stand a couple of times to star...

I did EVENTUALLY manage to get borged, but that only happened because an engiborg dragged my corpse away to medbay, and sirnat had to step in to keep it from cloning me. The other guy I remember being mentioned at the time as having been killed, Boris Pepper, still had his un-MMI'd brain dumped in r...

Another old classic
4. Today is Opposite Day

You were definitely dragging me away from medical aid, you were walking around in circles with me while being followed by a doctor with a medkit out.

Jazmin Malcovich - Assistant - Snip the cablecuffs with my claws and scratch the HoP to death

Did someone say cake?

Let's go through this post shall we. >Captain suicides in front of the HoP office, Sirnat grabs the ID, and thinking a greyshit got it, the HoP decides to hand all access out to several people, including me. First mistake was using this all access to enter brig, you're not security, stop hunting fo...

Your byond account: Thunder12345 Your character name: Jazmin Malcovich Their character name: Nathan Ward Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Sirnat Server and time: Sibyl, ~9:00 PM 6th Oct Logs and/or screenshots: Went off the end of the logs before I could press the log...

Jazmin Malcovich - Assistant - Go to the HoP's desk and nyaa at him adorable until given all access

Second one in bright pink looks the closest to me

Thunder12345 - Player - Attempt to join the game as Jazmin Malcovich, the Assistant

Don't forget that shitters will inevitably use this to banbait by eating them, doing something to get implanted, and adminhelping when executed as a revhead.

[21:53.27] <MrPerson> More like [21:53.29] <MrPerson> gay modes [21:53.32] <MrPerson> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh [21:53.50] <Joan> why don't we have straight modes [21:53.52] <Joan> oh wait [21:54.10] <%Remie> bimodes [21:54.11] <%Remie> panmodes [21:54.13] <%Remie> fluidmodes

Thunder12345 - Highly Enraged Player - Get on IRC and scream at MSO to fix shit

Thunder12345 - Enraged Player - Continue spamming reconnect until it works

I can already tell the old "but it encourages players to not be in the round" complaint is gonna come back, I might as well counter it now. IIRC the same thing was said about drones, and it never happened there, apart from the first week or so of novelty. Every new feature will be hugely o...

Ah, alright, you keep going then, I'll be happy to take over if you lose interest or anything. Aaaanyway...

Thunder12345 - Player - Log into the server

Yeah, sure. At least if it's only one roll every day or two, it'll be a little easier on my sanity than the last one.

What's the plan for letting the frost legion deal with the AI? With fastmos around, it's quite easy to drop burnmix firebombs out of individual vents with almost no warning.

That was the shortest game of get dat fukken disk yet. If PAS doesn't come back in the next couple of days I'll probably start doing rolls so we get somewhere.

Well, incomplete aug surgery DOES leave a ton of permenant brute damage. I'll need to test if it's capable of keeping a ling down forever, though.

Research got removed anyway, which makes it a lot simpler. All you really need to know is how to drag someone over the convert rune and recruit him, and be able to fight when it goes loud.

I want that one PR/idea to ghost players who are banned from cult/rev and to pull another random ghost into the body instead. Why did people hate that, again? No idea, sounds awesome to me. Though it would have to include antag bans for people who don't want to play those modes. The problem there i...

Might be one of those things that needs a freeze specifically for it, and a team of people coding for it, before it'll go anywhere. With multiple people working on it the whole project doesn't just die because real life decides to get in the way.

Oh boy, it's almost like changelings are super-hard to kill without the right kit, like they're meant to be, instead of being walking pinatas of valid-kills for anyone with an 8-brute weapon. This is exactly the problem though. Lings used to be an interesting, paranoia inducing antag who could stea...

Wait, 4x chemical regen? I thought engorged glands just gave you more capacity.

Except for the part where there were several of us doing this at once. Any other antag would die in seconds to that sort of lynch mob.

I just got out of a round with a ling in a sec hardsuit on the escape shuttle, trying to murderbone about half a dozen people. It spent almost five minutes constantly fleshmending out of the lynching, and by the end of the round wasn't any closer to being dead. Is ling really even worth keeping if a...

One of the borgs in the blob round here, Dana was definitely going after anyone who tried to arm up to fight the blobs. Found the date/time in the public logs, round starts around 19:47 on the 13th. I searched everywhere I could think of for the guns and didn't get anything, iirc it was someone in O...

[12:59.51] <muskets-mobile> oranges is the new black
Presented without context

[16:24.10] <%Miauw> ripperoni in pepperoni tgstateroni ;-;7
[16:24.12] <%Remie> the current network is on fire, limping and has dysentry
[16:24.15] <%Remie> so he wants a new one

I though the whole point of interim headmins was to keep things going until the election, not make major policy changes when two rids of the headmin team were never voted for by anyone. Just make another poll and leave it up to the next round of headmins to decide what to do.

FINISH IT

i work at the campus IT help desk i thought "hey cool i'll get to hang out with people who know computers!" what it actually is is "babysit these 2 coworkers who know nothing beyond how to follow a flowchart yet get paid the same as you" while solving every problem. >Being optim...

Bridge to engine room, panic factor nine!

Oranges gestures at the thread.
The thread shudders and begins to move!

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