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ColonicAcid

That's actually disgusting the server crashed for a reason.

ColonicAcid

i rate the hustle and grind tbh mans gotta get food in his plate any way he can

ColonicAcid

remember when people said that removing sec antag would get rid of graytide forever that sure was a great argument lmao did people genuinely believe it came from the fact that someone in security could be a traitor lmao wtf... grey tide, like art, is performed by autists and they'll shoot their shi...

ColonicAcid

White people dreads are usually vile because they got zero clue on how to clean them whilst black people have curly hair naturally and thus they know how to clean them.

Tho obviously theres some people who just have bad hygiene regardless of whether they're black white or asian.

ColonicAcid

Super Aggro Crag wrote:I think frizzy hair is hot

Yea...

My dick becomes as hard as a fucking diamond when i see light skinned black girls with big afros.

ColonicAcid

On the other hand the reason they wear weaves is because throughout time black womens standards of beauty have been based on white women, to which none of us have the agency to understand because we're not black women. I personally think that nappy hair looks 100x better than straight hair on black ...

ColonicAcid

Not entirely true. You can straighten nappy hair it's just extremely high maintenance, its much easier for them to just put on a durag/have short hair and wear a weave. Look at michelle obama thats her natural hair she just has it straightened regularly and probably has a team of stylists to ensure ...

ColonicAcid

I dunno what to tell you bro but high turnover jobs (aka anything that deals with customers who are 50% of the time rude spastics) are always hiring.

You're going to get underpaid and your mental health will more than likely suffer from the abuse but a jobs a job.

ColonicAcid

[youtube]2t2fL4J2EHU[/youtube] nice bulge 5 seconds in ill consider it. I'd ask that you reconsider on the basis that it's 2018 and they don't know how to record fucking video properly. It has nothing to do with them babbling incoherently like a schizophrenic off of their medication. Yowch napkin u...

ColonicAcid

Doritos wrote:Reminds me of Uhangi.

uhangi as in a good way or uhangi as in a bad way

ColonicAcid

if i fuck three times imma wife her

ColonicAcid

i piped the shit outta ur daughter my man

ColonicAcid

drpillz is a nvidia employee this is the only explanation

ColonicAcid

enjoy not being able to smoke flower until you have a hefty ass t break if u do lol

ColonicAcid

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someone take a video of them performing the skepta step back dance move and ill send u ten quid thru paypal

ColonicAcid

Niknak is in a perpetual state of angsty 13 year old angry and the littlest thing makes u public enemy #1 and u can bet ur ass hes going to hold it over peoples heads till the day hes fucking 6 ft under. Jesus my man im wondering how u can live a normal productive life when everything you produce is...

ColonicAcid

Tho i do give u its very convenient however im here for the culture

ColonicAcid

Buying weed is not the same if it doesnt involve going into a trap house filled with 6'7" black guys and different white women from week on week out

ColonicAcid

yO bRO whO WAntS sOMe ChEeSE??

ColonicAcid

Malkevin wrote:I'd forgotten there is no game of thrones this year.

Not only is it delayed until April, there's only six episodes - wtf, are they two hours long?

Yea

ColonicAcid

Did you know the scientific journal nature once published an editorial that said that using current data available to them that by the year 2000s women will be running faster marathons than men. Women running faster marathons than men, just like these Muslim babies, just isn't going to happen though...

ColonicAcid

Hi boys and girls I got this wideo game on ps4 so add me and we can play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm really bad at this because I've never owned a DS in me life but I've been having fun widd it. I'm Ddokboki.

ColonicAcid

He rejected because he always rejects every proposal as a form of protest regardless of what it's about

ColonicAcid

Mo money mo problems

ColonicAcid

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hi boys i got a vagina

ColonicAcid

people need to start thinking about phone contracts like they do about car financing.

as soon as you use that phone the value has depreciated by like 60%.

ColonicAcid

>tfw bluespace is saying that you shouldnt spawn shit in

stickys still going to do it because hes like an adhd child and he just cant help himself

ColonicAcid

beat that meat till ur a master bater

ColonicAcid

big excited for sticky or some other dipshit to come on and declare it as weird and cringey and spawn ops Fam it was sick we were doing the batman party crash You haven't lived until you have had a bottle of vodka smashed over your head by a party goer as you hold a beanbag shotgun at his winter ba...

ColonicAcid

captain sawrge wrote:big excited for sticky or some other dipshit to come on and declare it as weird and cringey and spawn ops

roleplaying is actually illegal in /tg/station didnt u know

lol

ColonicAcid

i heard some really sad news today that SZA (aka one of the best artists right now dont @ me fuckos) has permanently damaged her vocal chords and she's cancelling all her shit.

I was going to watch her live on my bday

ColonicAcid

what u saying my man lil jon is a national treasure

ColonicAcid

CosmicScientist wrote:Which parts? Do they not have self serve at supermarkets elsewhere?

Tell me man who knows many lands!

They do but none as anal and temperamental as the uk ones.

ColonicAcid

>wade thru years of old shit.

Oh dear if only there was a thing that could do it for you using simple key words....

ColonicAcid

I was the same until i had 2 xxl pizzas for like 20 quid and now im a papa johns groupie.

ColonicAcid

did you know papa johns does a 50% off deal when you spend over £20???????

its wild absolute fucking scenes i tell u

ColonicAcid

#justbritish shit right there tbh nobody else will understand

ColonicAcid

PLEASE RETURN ITEM TO THE CHECKOUT AREA.

ColonicAcid

get me statistics for the 18-21 demographic which is the most common university age and what percentage of those youth are white/black/asian/whatever and then compare that with the amount in uni. also oxbridge stats for ethnicities are skewed heavily towards asians for "minority students" ...

ColonicAcid

dont make nsos do anything that will endanger him he is a national shitposting treasure you fucking manimal

ColonicAcid

Thats a gendarmie isn't it?

Because usually the heavily armed polices in Europe are military police aka gendarmies and you usually wont see metro police carrying fully automatics.

I know in Portugal the highway police are always the GNR and so everyone fucking hates them because of it.

ColonicAcid

trump winning is a multitude of factors and the planets aligning just correctly. there is no one reason that you can point to as to why he won. i mean you can try but the world is a pretty complex system and nothing is ever so simple as X happened because Y. Now if you truly think that being a celeb...

ColonicAcid

look at when trump tried to hold his wifes hand in public and got rejected. look at his ridiculous attempts to assert dominance by doing the stupid handshake where he pulls someone towards him. look at his tweets that scream insecurity. look at throughout his history as a business man the attempts t...

ColonicAcid

Ive always been a good public speaker so a bit i guess?

Fuck u trynna say what the fuck do u know about me you mook

ColonicAcid

simple forum etiquette is a dying concept

ColonicAcid

did you not read where i said trump has very little leverage to do anything to north korea??? hes not going to invade them, he's not going to be able to topple the government and he's as charismatic as an aspergers quadriplegic. i guess people just assumed that trump was going to roll up to NK and s...

ColonicAcid

Trump needs the win or at least the appearance of a win and thus nk has him by the balls.

Hes gotta do what they say and when they say it or else this entire deal comes crashing down and trump will have succesfully achieved zilch since hes been elected.

Watch this space.

ColonicAcid

im pretty sure by this point everyone knows what arma is and bumping the old thread would have achieved the exact same thing but w/e

you do you

ColonicAcid

yall motherfuckers need to learn how to use the fucking search function GODDAMN
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... rma#p41908

ColonicAcid

dont sell yourself short there buddy. people seem to think that the death of oil will be when we run out but that's not entirely the case, the death of oil will come when we can find a more economically viable option that isn't bottlenecked by middle eastern countries that are usually anti=western. ...

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