/tg/Station 13

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Kor wrote:I miss being able to overhear adjacent radios so I could tell what security was saying about me.
I thought you still could?

Only what people are saying into it.

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Gang implant breakers are the stupidest fix to a fast conversion gamemode. It was a crutch added in because people didn't want to do surgery. Best part is these implant breakers are rarely used. It's just a crutch to otherwise cripple an already crippled security team. Implant breakers are fine, if...

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TechnoAlchemist wrote:Getting lynched over taking engineering hardsuits is a meme and does not happen in this day and age

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AnonymousNow wrote:Don't we regularly reach 50 or so players on the servers now? Half of that is a crew, easily.

We used to have much higher numbers, would have worked much better then.

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I'd say yes it can, if the borg was ordered to since you shouldn't be killing non-Humans unless ordered to or in compliance of Law 1. A name's just a tag and doesn't really mean a lot to a borg or AI and if it sounds like a Lizard, looks like a plant then until you get a proof of Humanity - it's pr...

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No don't need botany buffs Yeah botany is fine. You can grow fruit that melts all of peoples clothes and gear and food that heals literally everything in seconds from drug stacking. And make more money for cargo than they ever wanted. Then traitors have initro bees. Maybe amantin bees if you're a m...

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Remove ash walkers and make it so that the shuttle wont leave with lavaland mobs on it, ash drake showed up and wrecked most of the crew when a non-antag let one onto the shuttle trying to escape it.

Even the ERT that showed up lost most of its members.

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Grow some George Melons and never ever lose to ops again.

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Bawhoppennn wrote:despite being on the hub I have seen sybil still have less pop than basil

People reconnect to their favorite server through the client instead of go to the byond hub.

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oranges wrote:There was never a summer bump

Summer in/v/asion of 2011 was real.

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Alipheese wrote:
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Alipheese wrote:So, when are we getting some cute tg waifu body pillows?
Working on it.
We need a Franz one, Ward, Rin, Maria, Sloan.

Still looking for a place that does them cheap, spreadshirt don't cater superior waifu/husbando tates

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Ok maybe not

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Birdboat is literally one of the best maps and I will take charge of it to ensure it remains in rotation if thats what it takes.

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Implant the detective and give him regular sec access as well.

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Or you remove unstable mutagen reaction on plants and make it a random chance on harvests Pros plants getting harvested Mutation chance without getting unstable No easy dna manipulator memes Cons SALT RNG No fuck off botany is suffering with once a harvest mutations, left 4 zed is shit as well even...

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Alipheese wrote:So, when are we getting some cute tg waifu body pillows?

Working on it.

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> put a maxcap with a proximity sensor in the box
> wait for the next round
> laugh

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Why not just remove the cap and put sibly on the hub?

Think of the valids.

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We should just make me headcoder and all will be fine.

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Tablecrafting wouldn't even be that bad if it wasn't implemented so awfully every fucking time. It ruins immersions but who the fuck cares if its done alright.

Jamitincrafting is still the best.

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When do we trial the "ban validhunting AIs" policy? EDIT: Hey this is a !FUN! login notice on Sybil: AI and borgs are NONANTAGONISTS under roundstart laws. Trying to loophole and release the singulo will be dealt with harshly. Boy it's definitely the silicons and not the players that are ...

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Seriously 60 hours doesn't seem too far off for some people, maybe even more in a lot of cases.

I'm not naming names but some people that play this game have a problem.

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Honestly you cannot try to achieve this at an admin/rules level, it needs to be at a code level with new features The community is all grown up now (IE infested with powergaming shitheels that only want to '''''win''''') You can't do anything with code, all you have to do is ban shitters until the ...

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If its not a lich execution syringes in a syringe gg wizard.

If it is a lich instagib spear or charge around spamming lasers and flashbangs.

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Or we could not make the single most tedious job in the game more tedious.

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You can make grenades that will melt all of the floors in escape while slipping people with lube at round start with two large beakers. And poison bullshit that will kill anyone in a few seconds if you take the time.

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Permanent bans are rarely permanent, I'm sure if Player A tried to make amends for their shitty response to the admins that the ban would be lifted. i've been permabanned like 3 times and im still here you just need to spend a couple months away and then come back and not be a shithead or pull a 2b...

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Now we need a traitor lava boat that basically just acts like a jetpack for 20tc. Make it spray out supercooled plasma.

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Or just bolt him in the room with power off and ID disabled so he can never leave.

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Just remove the fun. That will show 'em.

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Roll all of pulls functionality into passive grab yes/yes?

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Having levels and stuff sounds like it would get messy, but I can see bailey bridge style things working. You build each segment, then you click on a tile while facing a direction, each time you click the tile it extends the bridge one tile across. Using rods on a segment before you place it would g...

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But it is. Whenever I play ganghead it's literally a rush to get conversions, as there quickly comes a point where the crew has either already been converted to sec or another gang, and you're fucked. Get implant breakers, all you need is one person with a reliable stun and the implant breaker and ...

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if you think it was easy to table people before you weren't here for the glory days of tabling when it was a 2 click operation that stunned for 30 seconds And you could run around with table parts and slap them down instantly. Running through maint yakkity saxing around BAM toss a table and the guy...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:one that has more ammo, more range, and less cooldown but takes multiple hits

This is literally disablers.

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Honestly theres been loads of obvious grudgecoding but this doesn't look too bad.

Just make it so having no ear protection deafens and confuses you while no eye protection blinds and stuns. Boom, both do things.

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Incomptinence wrote:Still opposed to lings getting this naturally. I still say remove tatorling.

Traitorling is fine and fairly rare as it is, just remove their ability to use the scroll, same as how it is with holo.

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might as well rename "run" to "walk" and "walk" to "brace" at this point What about 'Fight' and 'Flight' instead? That implies run is fast. Also its better to not be hit then tank it in this game, even if you are an armored monster, so the small bonus from wa...

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I need at least one example. i think it's just that he spawned like a billion objects (probably happened during the first few tests of remie's bees, since they were OP and could like quadruple your production). i doubt it's anything specific. it'd be like suddenly spawning 80,000 instances of any o...

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MrStonedOne wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:I grew ten thousand plants and lagged the station to shit lag is still real.
What plants, I'll go remove the lag from them

All of them.

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CPTANT wrote:
TechnoAlchemist wrote:Adv.taser is fine as is, security is suffering with two shot taser.
A lot of people argue its a buff.

A lot of people don't play sec or have robust spaceman fights.

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Luke Cox wrote:A giant, airtight mech should protect you from ash storms

And probably lava proof, and take less damage from mining mobs.

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Just give traitors a crate of super crazy rare chemicals but only 1u each. Nanites, crazy admin healing drug and all that.

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With Paradox grand strategy games, you have to understand that they serve a very niche market and thus cost more than your typical first person shooter. If you end up enjoying EU4, then chances are you'll be playing it for hundreds of hours, so your "cost per hour" will be low, even if al...

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Raptors don't even hatch in incubators. True fact - you can make unlimited sting bee assassins using sentience potions. Load up reagent of your choice, prepare slimes and give the bee a name and it will mercilessly hunt it down and sting its reagent in. They also die super quick and are easy as hell...

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I grew ten thousand plants and lagged the station to shit lag is still real.

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Zilenan91 wrote:They're not a thing anymore. They're disabled 100% of the time on-server now and I sincerely doubt anyone will reactivate them.

That's what they said the last 3 times.

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I suggest we reintroduce the Tensioner at one hour when the player count is above 60.

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I'd buy one of 2limes an Ian mugs and maybe the Hail Cargonia shirt but the rest aren't that appealing. Just slapping the R and S onto things doesn't look too good.

I'd make something but I still can't upload shit to my spreadshirt due to a sanic incident

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Zilenan91 wrote:Bolt, depower. The door is now literally impassable unless you destroy it or go around it because you need the power on to unbolt, and you need it unbolted to crowbar it.

Cut the AI control wire and then cut and repair the power wire.

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