/tg/Station 13

whoops off-topic.
basil 4 lyfe.

I burst into wild rage whenever I am parapen+c4'd.

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DJ station is on the same z-level as the derelict, north-west from the derelict. Z6 is just empty, and Z2 is the centcomm Z-level. It also contains the nukeop spawn, the transit zones for shuttles, the holodeck courts, the wizard shuttle and probably some other stuff. You're not supposed to be able ...

If we can have a map rotation, why can't we have a code rotation?
After all, the code needs to be recompiled to switch maps anyway. Just switch codebases every 9 hours, everyone happy :v

I blame the new player surge. Been seeing loads of easy questions, fuckups, and ooc in ic.The biggest offender I've seen is someone going ((xDDDDD)) in fucking chat and That made my blood boil. Engineering only really needs one player to baby them, which SHOULD be the CE. Then again, there have bee...

assistant_fights_simple_animal.swf

vtec_module.swf

danno wrote:
summonguns.png

The proc used for summon guns is actually called rightandwrong()
the more you know.

I love how people are calling an assistant burning to death in front of an audience adorable.

vista has a great idea <vista> hey [rock] <vista> how about you teach your students <vista> how to program <vista> in DM <vista> make them feel what is real programming <vista> how it feels when their future employers won't accomodate to their choice of a language <vista> but rather they have to acc...

Kangaraptor wrote:Clowncubes.

Like monkeycubes, but for clowns.

wrong thread
this would be a great joke item

pizza with everything available.
tomato, olives, cheese, ham, pepperoni, basilicum, a different kind of cheese, peppers, whatever else pizza-y i can get.

you can win coins from them.
#wow #whoa

Yeah i made slot machines.
I ported them from urist mcstation, they're pretty cool.
Numbers probably need tweaking.

They use coins, different coins get you different amounts of uses.

#conspiracybus is the IRC channel the headcoders don't want you to know about.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

SJ212 wrote:i spent 4000+ hours playing gmod if that makes you feel better
2000 of those hours were on one server

haha what a nerd

I can't use hotkeys because I have an AZERTY keyboard.

420goslingboy69 wrote:The carpet bug has not been fixed in over a year and a half. If you take up carpet and put it back down, it lacks a sprite.

It's been reported, this is really just laziness.

It is the way the game is designed, really. It's a bit harsh for first-time players, I guess, but everything before sector 8 is simply preparation for the boss.

Don't forget that Disablers require around 5 hits to knock a target down, but have 20 round's in reserve. Five hits? Holy shit, that's terrible. You're never going to get five hits off once they start sax'ing - You'll be lucky to get three. Buff posthaste. Or you could you know stop them from saxxi...

/tg/station is more focused on code quality, and is judged by github members, with final say belonging to maintainers. lolno LOLNO maintainers can onl ydeny a pr based on code quality, not personal taste. Maintainers that don't like a thing often won't merge said thing, but that doesn't mean that t...

Life(). Life() never changes... Mainly because it's so huge and bloated that it's basically impossible to rewrite. By yourself. Life() has to be rewritten, and one coder alone cannot do this, be it attention span or motivation. So what if we did it togheter ? I suggest that we organize something so...

I support a feature freeze.

can monkeys still pick up the safe?

>put nuke disk in safe
>monkify crewmember
>have him carry the safe to the AI core
>put safe in a locker in the AI core
>weld locker
>set turrets to lethal
>fill room with burning plasma

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I've always been under the distinct impression that if we notice bugs or even have them ahelped, that sort of thing isn't wanted in #coderbus at all. Yeah, most of the time it isn't. Bug reports in #coderbus aren't that useful, since IRC is very fast (most of the time). Issues get put on a big scar...

I think somebody mentioned saycode as a likely culprit