/tg/Station 13

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I really don't know why captain players have such an obsession with needing to kill/hunt antags. Ridiculous comparisons aside, maybe we just shouldnt make them the most heavily armed and armored crew member on the station, the target of virtually every antag, constantly under threat from any unchec...

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Like, you have a flash and flashbang - if the human in question is an existential threat, just kill them while the borg is incapacitated from one of those options. Yeah, if you aren't playing a nonhuman you can just... kill the baddie while its stunned then apologise profusely and promise the silic...

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Voting for a new map being enabled at server reload/initialisation always feels silly - there should be a code option to time-lock types of votes or something, so you cant vote on the next round's map until everyone settles into the current one a bit.
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Brainswapping golems into regular humans so they can be fully formed henchmen is stupid. its a golem. it only has a brain because its a code mechanical requirement.

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I know the lamp jokes are old but honestly I still like them. Wasn't there a trend of moths having car names ages ago or was that a fever dream I had? It sadly never took flight like it should have, but Honda, Toyota & Suzuki are names which you may see on Terry. Subaru's been in a couple of ro...

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conrad wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:12 pm then if it goes to head admins they go through the same, except with hidden orwellian votings not even us admins have access to

i heard if you want to get a portenteous vote you can sacrifice a white cockrel as an offering

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Like this, this is annoying. You're not "forced" to get involved at all. Silicon players are allowed to have a sense of perspective and restraint. There is nothing in asimov or silicon policy that states you cannot talk it out with the security officer, overlook it as an accident, issue a...

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I never really struggle with access because I play humans and have the biggest access card in the game to call on, but wallets are fiddly and annoying and I virtually assume anyone I spot using one when the walletstation trait isnt active is up to no good because theyre SO much less convenient than ...

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Unlike real life commanders, the ss13 captain doesnt have anything to do other than 1) Protect his ID and the nuclear auth disk 2) Call the shuttle when it's time to go home 3) stick his nose into other departments lanes because he's bored. We don't give him the best armour on station and a brace of...

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I think its probbably best to get your head of staff involved if you want to kick an annoying sec officer who wont leave the department out, since he has notably more authority (And can complain directly to the HOS about a shitter officer messing up their department to get said officer yelled at). T...

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some of you people have never not had access to a multitool and it shows Make tools medium size :3c. And give antags more tools for either breaking doors or opening them... Please unnerf agent IDs. I absolutely loved using it for stealth and slowly accruing AA by stealing it one ID at a time. It's ...

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While I had an amazing round as Artist triple-ai-triumvirate a while back, I do agree that Artist needed to be a non-start lawset or get that extra law.

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"Dont kill a cyborg for following its laws" is not the same as "Don't kill a cyborg unless its rogue". If you *gotta* kill a cyborg, you gotta. I'm sure we've all been there as seccies where we've mislaid our flashes and our flashbangs and forgot how to tip and the ion rifle is m...

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Ask the HOS for his box of flashbangs if your target is hanging around in a mob and the rest of sec dont wanna help you make the arrest.

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NecromancerAnne wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:59 pm
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:12 pm Handling your own ticket is a bit cringe tho.
iain0 and iansdoor are different people, dorsi!

i thought it was weird nobody was mentioning that. how did I not know theyre different people

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imagine if theyd just asked the CMO why an assistant was in viro and let him handle this departmental access issue. EZ resolution. except they didnt do that because what they clearly ACTUALLY thought was 100% "I think theyre blood brothers because why else would someone be hanging out where the...

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heretics arent fun to play against and sit in the awkward spot of "Just weak enough to get completely ignored if theres any major antag active but just strong enough that theyre hunted with relentless desperate fervour if there isn't." but saying that they're "handholdy" when onl...

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What's your sell, in your words, as to why should people who have been happy with the things happening over the last term vote you up instead of the returning headadmin who implemented these things in the first place? Secondly, you're not the only make-no-changes keep-the-lights-on candidate. How do...

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Man, toolbox 1v1 to play ban roulette seems like a silly "vote-me!" gimmick and not something that would plausibly be able to happen. Besides, why should people who are better at combat get shorter bans?

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Timonk wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 7:57 am I wonder if byond is capable of 3D

its capable of isometric at the very least

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Seems like a pretty good outcome. Would have been a shame to see dragmeme go over this, theyre good stuff.

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conrad's guarantee is indeed a lot better because hes being serious

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I can guarantee if the HOS had killed the guy for destroying vital station equipment in response to the "event" he'd have eaten a weekban for "interfering with my event".

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this thread will be the next home of Necroshoots

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Rageguy505 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:01 am you can mostly do the same thing with a holopad since head of staff id's make them automatically answer the call

Wait for real? Holy crap I never knew that.

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"Carbons" is not an IC term is it? Its just a code path.

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I recommend this if you wanna try out lancer https://compcon.app/#/ and https://retrogrademinis.com if you want a pixel mech that is pretty customizable The paid mode also lets you set theme colours/paintjobs for NPC mechs, so you can instantly make a themed force of villains https://i.imgur.com/03...

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What on earth is that updated note? That's a terrible note, and it isnt even much more accurate than the first terrible inaccurate note, while being massively more rude.

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Lancer is hella fun.

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Ian comes with me when I decide I wanna do an inspection because having him follow you is very cute

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snop while I am not opposed to this, this iteration of space law is meant to be an IC shield, and I am concerned that adding this line will lead to lawyers understandably ahelping instances of not being allowed to talk to a prisoner and result in a lengthy justification from both parties involved. ...

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I think that prisoners should absolutely be entitled to legal representation, though not automatically a trial. Sometimes its nice to have a lawyer on-side even if its just to commiserate and complain about how totally unfair sec are. I would change the lines Prisoners are permitted to seek legal re...

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looks like it will be very funny. Making the stolen items possible to buy back is inspired.

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I didnt even know this change was made and I dont think ive seen it in practice, i only see people beating the tar out of each other anyway.

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Bwoink anxiety is very real. Let’s not add to it further by hovering a ban over people who might just not feel comfortable adding their 2 cents. It’s hard to remember stuff. "Bwoink anxiety" is one of the most confusing things to me. I don't understand why people freak out over it. Most o...

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I saw this one, it's a great picture.

SS13 outfits rendered in full style is always cool, the engineering uniform is brilliant.

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Definitely a rule to be carefully worded to avoid incredibly stupid bans down the lane.

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Justice12354 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 12:12 am I use polcon to sort out my love interests. I send them all in there and see how they interact. If they type more than 3 messages, they're disqualified

If you don't love yourself, what foundations can you build on?

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NT/syndicate/clown/mime pins would rock.

T shirt printed like a greyshirt outfit with ID and toolbelt might be cool.

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regal rats are a big stinky rat that breaks things, raises an army of rat minions, and causes as much nuisance as it thinks it can get away with without the sec team rolling up and obliterating it. Maybe it eats lone stragglers in maint with the rat horde, maybe it invades the kitchen and demands ch...

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Bringing a tank of flammable gas to the emergency escape shuttle and plugging it onto an atmos system definitely seems to qualify as the sort of thing that sec can blast people for without typing "Do not kill us all, You, Specifically, Borg 146" and waiting to see if it listens.

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I feel like heads aside, you can bring it down to just the core role for engineering, medbay, science, and sec (Engineer, Medical Doctor, Scientist, and Sec Officer), plus clown + janitor for service. But what about cargo and silicons? Are their whole departments worth letting go? I feel like if we...

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I feel like heads aside, you can bring it down to just the core role for engineering, medbay, science, and sec (Engineer, Medical Doctor, Scientist, and Sec Officer), plus clown + janitor for service.

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sorry bud, you've had a circle drawn around you, you're basically an interchangeable faceless shitter now.

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replace the "gun nut" one with "Legally American". Forces your undershirt to the US flag one.

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Epinephrine is the medicine you use when you can't breathe.

Lexorin is the poison that makes you unable to breathe.

Seems obvious.

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When you appeal a ban theres a general expectation you wont be punished more harshly even if it turns out the ban was too lenient. If you ask for a review and in the process of the review the headmins find out that you were seperately a huge asshole doing things that you could be banned for, there's...

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Owned.

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Another thread resolved by the banning admin suddenly realising they actually were wrong all along and subconsciously knew they were making a mistake and hadn't properly considered it during the very long and detailed ticket or their thorough rejection in the thread which they scoured and edited log...

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My technical question is: How is it possible that Jaiden critted the lawyer (at 42 hp) with two rounds of rubbershot (15 brute maximum each if all pellets connect)? You can actually see in the posted logs that the lawyer when he is "critted and dying of oxygen loss" has 10hp remaining, and...

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