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australian accent.

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Went back through the thread and verified that we have counted to 200 in some shape or form. 1337 I applaud your devotion. However, you have overlooked a small, but critical element to fulfilling the prophecy. I have, infact lied. You were tested, but you have failed to perceive the trap that was l...

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188 190 The lord of numbers will rise, as it was written in the prophecy, and his numbers will be absolute He has whispered to me the true number, his most loyal follower, so that I may further his unholy cause, ahahahhaaa!!! Witness the might that will eviscerate the disbelievers, witness his pier...

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not stuttering

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me AGHHH!

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angry wizard

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stoned wizards

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my babies.

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very much

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*waves

With locked regards
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As things are slowing down (I believe people are losing interest FINALLY) I have strung together every word so far into a textblock. Here is what we have got so far: ... Fuck Jannies. I check under the bandages. However, Odor. I hate the Maintainers. Where did my Baton go? The sussy supermatter irra...

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its interesting seeing old avatars of peoples i used to think were cool Seeing all the people lost to time, their posts perfectly preserved...it is something of a surreal experience, isn't it? They were being busybodies, probably not thinking about their imprint they would leave behind a decade lat...

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mountains

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rule!

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CPTANT wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 5:02 pm Counting will continue until morale improves.

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Hnghhh, get... out... Of.... My... HEAD!!! GNNNH

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You can save yourself 10.010,- € of debt (Bafög) and 5+ years of your life by just downloading the newest Unreal Engine SDK and watching their tutorials, and there you go, master game designer in 2 weeks. If there is any field of study that you should consider blowing 10k on, it would be on how to d...

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100.

With bold regards
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affairs

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"It's a coincidence that I am a god damn raci - AAAAAHHH!!"

With soon-to-be-free regards
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"Yuck!"

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AAAAGHHHHH!!!!

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annoyed

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In the spirit of community games, here is an improv where we can find out why no one of us has taken to a writing career. How it goes is that everyone posts only one word with each post (for the story), it can be whatever you want. We recap it every now and then, and we just see how quickly we can g...

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*puts down the big bat* Listen. There is something you should know. The engine has locked up, irreversibly. The control board is wrecked beyond repair. It is no longer possible to change the course of the ship. At the speed that we are going... it will take no more than 15 minutes now until the ship...

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You blink and suddenly find yourself in a full courtroom of a mysterious and alien space station. With lawful regards -BONERMASTER https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR2dL1Y8H_0_fIMzG1jRbF9tYf_fVt30mE8yE0kKzGV17HPIAoMwgGGqsqUfObdncpEvWSLL_FE3V0_/pub Took me a while, hope you enjoy. Open in...

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https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-22-2015/WtUszY.gif https://media.tenor.com/Y8ABzsiolFwAAAAM/police-policecar.gif https://media.tenor.com/Y8ABzsiolFwAAAAM/police-policecar.gif https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-22-2015/WtUszY.gif WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO ATTENTION: This is the cinema police. https://t4.ftcdn....

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stop the violence! :( *dropkicks you confused* Sir, but you are currently seated in for the Creed III movie? I thought this was going on everywhere, but for those who want to know what's going in here :mrgreen: : https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/fights-erupt-at-creed-iii-screenings-in-france-germany/ ...

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they never told me 3d would hurt this much *throws bag of popcorns directly at your head* We hope you enjoy the experience! ow hey these arent even cooked theyre just raw kernels with a stick of butter on top *pours coca-cola over you* Apologies for this frustrating accident! The service team will ...

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they never told me 3d would hurt this much *throws bag of popcorns directly at your head* We hope you enjoy the experience! if rocky isnt in it i dont want to watch it *roundhouse kicks you into the movie room* Please give it a try, it is a hit that you don't want to miss! With frivolous regards -B...

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I'mma sit down quietly and watch whatever is on. https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/0CVBvPAXG21hHbTTkBeBtA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQxNw--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/5dd4f1f26249ef8d38f8b806286e8f13 *Gives you a right-hook* We hope that you enjoy the ...

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iwishforducks wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 2:21 pm *walks in with a big bucket of popcorn bigger than myself and trips on a candy wrapper, spilling popcorn EVERYWHERE*

ahhhh fiddlesticks!

*elbow drops on you*

Welcome to the cinema, Mr. Ducks!

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kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:14 am oh man, i really wanna watch this but i gotta take this call

*Uppercuts you, throws you into the nearest row of seats*

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kawoppi wrote: ↑Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:56 am gosh im so happy i got movie tickets to watch The Croods 3 on the big screen, what a great day!

*tackles you to the ground*

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Please take your seat! https://engagingmedia.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/4687194723_b183bc7fcf_o-Bartosch-Salmanski-m4tik-CC-BY-NC-2.0-862x575.jpg Remember to put your phones on silent mode or turning it off completely - we don't want to disturb our fellow movie viewers, do we? With excited rega...

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Is this what a cry for help looks like Scared? I bet you don't even know how to dodge a fox-2! With beeping regards -BONERMASTER I always read a thread when I see the last post is by BONERMASTER My loyal cultist, believe in the me that believes in you, and soon BONERMASTER will rule the world. Soon...

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Domitius wrote: ↑Wed Mar 08, 2023 9:51 pm Is this what a cry for help looks like

Scared?
I bet you don't even know how to dodge a fox-2!

With beeping regards
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MGS2 predicted singularity approaching with increasingly rapid pace.
Next up: The weather.

With informational regards
-GW

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I'm with you on dialogue being hard. I was originally planning on expanding the clown heretic's lines a fair bit, but as soon as i start writing speech it's like everything stops fitting together. It's by far my biggest weakness when it comes to writing, and i think that's the case for many people....

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I remember in high school there was a guy that was WAY too into me and always wore a pair of those. I feel like I dodged a bullet. Looks to me like he just wanted to go toe to toe with you No regards? Hello? The amazing, expertly made pun doesn't excuse it. My apologies, I burst out laughing and co...

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