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Xhuis said some stupid things but fuck "peaceful" antags, seriously. under the guise of a "peaceful cult" and were slowly gathering more members over time. I had whispered to the bartender to stun lone security so we could sacrifice/space them A ruse. Violently kidnapping and mu...

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invisty wrote:We should bring back cloak&bow + thermals so you know what low-pop murderbone looks like.

Mind you, back then we had AIs every round.

Yes.

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When there's less than 20 people on you can almost guarantee that someone will take out the only head and drag the round on for over an hour as they meticulously kill everything. Can it just be a rule that before when you are killing absolutely everyone on lowpop you have to call the shuttle? Or hav...

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oranges wrote:new bomb policy:

everyone else : bomb in moderation, dont' fuck shit up

oldman robustin: no bombs

Adopt this now conspiracybus

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FREE RIDES

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I like new 1

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A holo and any stun is pretty much GG to anything you catch.

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We have chainsaw hands now, evil dead round confirmed.

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It would work better if the law was their objective. But then you couldn't lie about "I only needed that one greyshirt dead so now i'll spare the rest of you" when you get caught, and actually need to make sure nobody escapes on the shuttle. Traitor/Malf AIs should be able to rewrite thei...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
Takeguru wrote:THERMITE BUTTER
This kills the toast.

You will burn and you will like it.

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ive always wanted the clown car from goon on here, this would be the perfect way to do it with just some beat up suv or something. it'd be like a rogue mule or something that people can shoot out of it'd be op as fuck though, so something would have to be done about that Mobile dominators, when one...

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Moving at 50% of move speed is crippling though.

Better idea, go to the armory and get the biggest scariest laser available, shoot them dead.

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It would work better if the law was their objective.

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So a player that is out of the round through ghosting or observing would be able to bet on which player they thought was an antag and if that antag would be successful or not.

There would be no actual reward, maybe a number that shows how successful you were at the end of round report.

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De'Foe, had a hard life.

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Not even written in byond 0/10.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:i just made a post and edited it literally four times because i am just that autistic
now i feel bad because i know that the admins are laughing at my autism behind my back

Everyone is laughing with you. Not at you.

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Patch the holes in the rapidly failing station until the shuttle arrives, then patch the holes in the shuttle when it inevitably fails to dock properly and takes out half of escape as it crashes. Imagine the singularity growing unstable and emitting more radiation, comms scrambling messages and atmo...

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I've been planning something similar but with it being a mid round occurrence in mind that pulls ghosts back in. I just don't know where to spawn them/what the prerequisites for requesting a prisoner transfer should be. The gulag shuttle gets called out, prisoners are spawned, it comes back, sec ge...

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Now I can make my grenades make you look dead and silently actually kill you.

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Watch as the entire server shits itself randomly for 5 minutes and nobody gets surprised.

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How to fix cult in three steps.

Remove constructs
Bring back research
Bring back one person converts

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Make more weird types of aliens that can be found in maint/the asteroid and brought back to the station in eggs or something Xenobio suffers because it was designed for a world where 90 minute rounds were typical. There's been a "speeding up" of the pace of the game for some reason, but I ...

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Zilenan91 wrote:we're not saying mechanical advantage, we're saying doing something mechanical at all

Wear hats and eat twinkies, plenty of mechanics, you just can't powergame hard with them.

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Get backed up in genetics, begin building a cargo fort, fill maint with autocloners.

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i have changed my ways about caring about fast heals being too fast and instead ask "why do we need to nerf it", and "why does medbay need to be slow and nerfed" if anything we should just buff pills to hold 75u or something, and remove the application delays on bruise/ointment/...

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To everyone going on about replacement cells, imagine what happens when instead of being forced to recharge the limited shots in a gun a guy just comes at you with a backpack full of cells and never has to back down.

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You don't need air alarms to plasma flood if you pipe it properly.

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It triggers if you don't click back into the main game window after clicking into the chat box and then anything happens in there in the meantime.

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Look at the tiny legs on the durand holy shit.

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This is literally just telesci.

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An0n3 wrote:I don't think anyone else here plays any instruments anymore. Fugg.

It's all about being a vocalist now.

I had a vision today, some drums bolted to something mobile and controlled by sick beats. I think I have to build this.

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Ricotez wrote:when in doubt if something is allowed, send MSO a message

also you're really going to have to supply more information in that post itself

> /tg/station13.org/phpBB has rules aside from no suicide posts

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Power stacking is less of an issue now that tk hulk doesn't work as effectively as it used to, especially as bad as tk xray spaceproof fireaxe.

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I've been seeing people get all powers within 20 minutes recently, so either something major changed or people got good at the RNG somehow.

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If we return fast then it means we can make things more lethal and return paranoia when someone stands next to you for more than half a second.

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This is Chemistry entrance at the moment: http://i.prntscr.com/947dd732d6774c67a63a97aa505ee989.png . I propose it looks like this: http://i.imgur.com/3bK8hEN.png . The changes being: * Double doors added where the reinforced windows were. * Two buttons; the first opens the doors, requiring no acce...

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People complaining about birdboat is basically the point. We LIKE how shitty and awful the layout is, it's brill. Its a decent thing in moderation, but if it was the main map being picked constantly it would get old with spiders getting out killing everyone or all the gear hidden in maint making it...

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Seems fine, they were banned and you did waste a lot of time writing the thread.

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Its my birthday!

YAY!

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Tornadium wrote:Can we seriously fucking nerf the Pneumatic Cannon already?

One hit kills are a fucking joke.

Literally one thread of people even know it exists.

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Either make the game ultradeadly or return fast so you have you have to RP or git gud.

Its basically impossibly to RP when the other guy will just wzste you every time.

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Kangaroos are the laziest fuckers you will eveer see, if they dont have a reason to move they arent going anywhere. They can fuvk you up good too, mostly the red ones.

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If eshields are so fucked why not nerf them instead of make another fucking weapon entirely.

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:Toss it into the singularity or use a bomb.
Good luck getting the corpse all across the station/making a bomb in the 10 seconds before it respawns

It takes like a minute and you can cuff them and keep beating them as it happens.

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It will kill you unless you have a way to warm up, it even gets you fairly cold through most spaceworthy suits, it could do with a duration nerf at the very least.

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Well there was the whole circlejerk thing for a while.

Try and play when there are less people on, definitely more RP even if it is space lunatic RP.

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The singularity decided that escape was not an option, 3 people made it out on the shuttle somehow, including a food cart.

Thank Shaps for the pictures of the carnage.

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oranges wrote:Mr Boardmin, tear down this sticky

RIP

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