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People might take you more seriously if you fix your caps lock button, as I've done for you above.

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I'm moderately upset that I didn't get put on there

rude.

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I honestly read "dickstation" at first.

does not look like a dick

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Have it say something about the station needs to execute a burn maneuver to avoid asteroids and to shut down all dangerous equipment (ie: singuloth). Have the station start being pelted with meteors, then suddenly you start moving like sanic because thats not how it would actually work if a station ...

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[20:08:29]ADMIN: PM: Tunderchief/(Tore Hrafnsson)->Razharas/(Rowan Adams): I mean, should I continue the investigation? I was physically there to witness him do this, he was present to see a bunch of people get facehugged and drug into the shuttle. That on top of his priors makes it seem pretty cut ...

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I think it's fair if you d/c and jump back in within minutes due to some unexpected error it's reasonable for an admin to order a non-antag to give you your stuff back or turn it in to the HOP (We also need to make sure they're not punished IC because they're exposing themselves for OOC reasons, I ...

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Locked as requested by Scones.

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Vekter wrote:Where's Jeb? I'll let him lock this if he wants.

thread iz okay, pass jeb approval

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Sabbat wrote:I think NikNak needs to calm his tits. He is not making things better right now.

He's removing posts that contribute nothing to the thread.

Get over it.

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I do not believe the current head admins are doing their duty of keeping FNR running. We have several threads that have been sitting open without comment for weeks, the oldest one dating all the way back to April 15th. Head admins should be stepping in and resolving disputes that have stalled. I do...

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Sabbat wrote:that the guy doesn't get banned and gets a "note" about it

To quote what an admin has told me previously... "Not everything always needs to end with a ban".

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ThanatosRa wrote:
Balut wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:I love this idea both for the hilarity effect and the subtle nerf to people that drag around Beepsky with patrol disabled.

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ITS NOT OVER TIL ITS OVER, SERVER IS NOT KILL YET, JUST ALMOST KILL.

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MMMiracles wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Being able to fax forms to the HoP or other heads for authorization of transfers, etc. would be pretty nice, though.
Add the ability to fax pictures so you can send the captain/centcomm pictures of butts.

Drone butts*

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Stickymayhem wrote:I've found multiple times I can't do actual votes because of you spamming that restart vote and throwing the cooldown up.

It's just annoying and a very smaller part of your wider OOC behaviour that needs to stop.

Perhaps ask the bus to add a ban/mute to the ability to create votes?

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Don't all hardsuits now have a built in jetpack? GO GO GADGET SPACE CHASE! Sec should probably get a decent sized O2 tank in their hardsuit lockers. Still keep their shitty ones for their basic internal boxes, but have a good one inside the sec hardsuit locker itself. >shitty roundstart o2 tank >fi...

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I was one of the indirect-founding members of the nudist party, me and Mikhail decided to *flip on the HoP's desk. I ended up killing myself because I didn't want to take part in the captain's little "game". It was almost comparable to nations, Anon3, except it wasn't nations. People were ...

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Admins are there to keep the round running smoothly with some subtle DMing, not just there to ban people. Doesn't seem like doing an announcement before the LEVEL 5 BIOHAZARD goes off flat out announcing it's exact location is "subtle". While it's shit that they decided to pop at toxins t...

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FWIW: The past couple blob rounds I've been a part of, it's seemed that admins have announced that it's at toxins test one way or another.

I did see the centcom message for this though saying that the blob was at toxins test, don't remember much else afterwards though.

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Metagamed to the crew through a centcomm report, told people in ooc who wanted to file an admin complaint to do it with as much of a douchey tone as possible, then when called out on it he proceeded to brag about his immunity from potential punishment and called people in ooc "buttblasted"...

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(totally not ban request related, but, alt-click the tile you're standing on to make it easier to fiddle with the cabling without having to remove your hardsuit)

Also, I was the phantom horseheader - sorry

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Don't all hardsuits now have a built in jetpack? GO GO GADGET SPACE CHASE! Sec should probably get a decent sized O2 tank in their hardsuit lockers. Still keep their shitty ones for their basic internal boxes, but have a good one inside the sec hardsuit locker itself. >shitty roundstart o2 tank >fi...

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Cam confirm Bork essentially turned the round into nations.

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whodaloo wrote:Fucking box's roundstart distro is overpressurized, so you can't change the pipes around when the shift begins. You have to de-pressurize the dark blue pipes before you can make any sort of changes in maint. It's annoying as hell and a pretty recent change.

Blame MSO 4 fastmos

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Lumbermancer wrote:You don't know if they are revs or other antags, your job is to prevent harm, and by your inaction: not guarding core from intrusion, you allow harm.

It's getting offtopic on my part.

This isn't Joe Fucking Blow we're talking about though, its the fucking CAPTAIN.

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Sticky what the fuck man. It was Pax that was the HoS, all Pax said was IM OUTSIDE THE STATION OLE. He cannot effectively be consulted for shit at that point, hes in fucking space dicking around with a hardsuit. So let it be known that you can't space douchebags under extreme circumstances, but you ...

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When you hit someone with a guitar I would assume that you get a nice WHAAONG sound.

You don't.

I was sad.

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PM to-Admins: Just be clear, someone trying to monkey me several times and ignoring all warnings gives me a little leeway right? -- Administrator private message -- Admin PM from-Stickymayhem: OOCly yes Click on the administrator's name to reply. PM to-Admins: Okay Also lets not forget that Stickym...

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what do you do when the brig is on fire and you cannot safely detain the criminal

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--Took the time to clean up the logs posted a bit, removing OOC and non-relevant fluff from what was posted-- [Security] Jaye Day [Sec] says, "I will be cloning the captain so he can face trial" [Common] Jaye Day [Sec] says, "Open please" Simpelton Jones (as Cooper Tangleo) says,...

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Don't quote me on this, but aren't the expired bans purged only at the beginning of a new round?

(if I'm wrong I'll delete muh misinformation)

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So, theres a greytiding geneticist that's not doing their job, letting people rot outside genetics instead of doing their job, AKA cloning them. Geneticist decides to fuck with sec officer for breaking into genetics by trying to monkey him. Geneticist gets robusted for being a shit. There is literal...

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They don't have janitorial access by default.

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Poll needs an "Other (Please describe below)" option.

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Drynwyn wrote:He has a legitimate point though, I haven't seen a Crew win in blob in weeks.

I've seen plenty crew-successful rounds. You playing during lowpop or something?

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Ima just go ahead and lock this since nobody can stay on topic.

Badmins, pls just answer adminhelps in the future k?

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but if you think they're willfully ignoring adminhelps while they talk shit in deadchat/OOC/running events than that's something worth bringing up. Try adminhelping at least a couple times just in case they are busy and missed it, though. That's how it seemed, honestly. There was a prayer request, ...

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Does this thread have anything to do with the thread in the policy discussion forum about a guy complaining that he had to use his shotgun as a bartender when sec didn't respond? Nope, nothing more than an odd similarity. Buuut, let's get back on track, this isn't a ban request thread, this is a th...

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If that was the first time you messed with the bartender I don't see how murder would be acceptable, especially if you didn't actually steal the machine. The guy is new it seems with less than 30 connections so he should be spoken to about this. Literally the first time. I'd went in beforehand aski...

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Alex Crimson wrote:Breaking into a persons workspace and expecting no response is a little silly. What were your intentions exactly? Out of curiosity.

Never said I wasn't expecting a response. However, the wrong response is "he wrenched my table, I should kill him".

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I do apologize, I should have answered you but this would have been the response: you deserved what happened to you. You tried steal the bartender's booze-of-mat(the machine that allows him to do his job) and got robusted for it. Medical being unable to function was the result of a traitor going HA...

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Ah, apologies. I just hit adminwho and listed everyone. Not sure if he had any say in the xenomorph maid crap though.

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Byond account and character name: Stapler2025 // Jebediah Kerman Admin: Tedward, WJohnston, ThatSlyFox Time incident occured: ~530pm Mountain Detailed summary: Was killed by a non antag bartender for wrenching his table and screwdrivering his booze machine. I sent in the initial adminhelp while in c...

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My only concern with this matter is when the admins are too busy playing event manager to actually do their duties as admin.

You know, like answer adminhelps.

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Dude you literally admitted in your other thread that you were talking to your friend on TeamSpeak, and that he promoted you etc. He didn't even say more than two lines of text IC to you. People don't know what's being said on TeamSpeak between the two of you, meaning its OOC communication. Your fri...

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MrStonedOne wrote:It SHOULD be working now.

Just updated my signature, and ran into the same issue as RR.

<-- error phpBB gives when trying to preview/whatever with that image added.

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I'm AdmiralStoopler on Social Club if anyone wants to play crime games.

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Bombadil wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:How to get Bluespace 6:

Telebacon

I'm listening.

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Pay to influence is the last thing we need

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