/tg/Station 13

Wild Bill wrote:RIP "if you want ERP, go to TG"
Long live "if you want ERP, go to Bay"

Small chronicle of the "good" times:
http://pastebin.com/u/Kaizo

For the record, Bay bans ERP more rigorously than /tg/ ever will.

Yes, it is.

Detective and HoS get one at roundstart. I don't think any new ones can be made.

Important as in hilarious? Hell yeah.
Important as in serious? Hell no.

Learned lewd lizard's a laugh or a lynching.

Please, you circ-saw it first.

Which reminds me, more suicide.
Suiciding with an energy axe flavourtexts as self-decapitation. Let's do the same for fire-axes and maybe circsaws. Oh, and instead of 175 bruteloss, maybe an actual beheading.


Somehow I'm hitting a morbid streak.

Of course this also means that final-breath soliloquies in suicide mode should be possible. As opposed to whispered quips.

Anyway. If multitooling an esword makes it rainbow mode, let screwdrivering it change the colour normally.

So I went through the suicide list. Guns aren't on it. At least not as far as my CTRL-F skills are concerned.

Whenever someone holding a gun is hitting suicide they should, of course, use that gun. In the event that the gun is out of ammo or charge the game should also tell them how silly they are.

I find it funny that this thread has devolved into overly-vocal admins and overly-vocal users bitching at each other, completely ignoring the valid questions.

But it won't help assess the case.

It's not like cardboard is only moderately useful, and can be ordered in stacks of 50 from Cargo at a really good point cost.

Make plasma cutters emag- or moddable to work like the Dead Space originals.

Because fuck that xeno, I want to lop some arms off!

Yeah, no to batteries. Yes to EMPs. Everything else has already been said.

Is this just me, or does this sound like a joke aimed at "trial removal of ERP for server quality reasons"?

Now it all falls together.

Yeah.

Hm. Thinking about it proposing ERP ICly was a fun thing to do if you were a ling. You could have someone guaranteedly alone and on the ground, after all. That rambling aside, I've caught up on the last few pages of the thread and I still don't get why such a big deal is being made, or how it could ...

Sadly, spesslube won't really be useful for anything except HONK as long as ERP is banned.

Am I funny? Please tell me I'm funny.

Have some Baygotry: Their reptile race has a horn style selection in the hairstyle menu, and we clearly do need horny lizards back. I therefore suggest that this be shamelessly ripped.
And yes, we do need lizard horns back.

Oh, and while I'm on it, can we remove reptits?

With ERP, we'll have gone out with a bang either way.

While I can hypothetically see your point there, don't you think that insulting an admin is not a good way to make that point more clear?

I suppose having silenced pistols that still sound realistic but can't be heard through walls is not a thing that can be done?

ERP creates amusement by intrusion of third parties.

Heads? Those should probably forbidden from fucking, unless it involves xenos polishing laser rifles.

Silencer one sounds...awfully silent.

The other two do, indeed, give me a raging murderboner.

A replacement box. Please. PLEASE.

Wyzack wrote:Cargo being able to order a second box of shotguns with a different sprite and two less ammo capacity seems kinda pointless.

Well, you're forgetting the fun part.
Riot shotties can be sawn-off.

And maybe the riot shotty crate could hold more guns than the combat shotty one.

Upgrading a laser pointer with an ultra-laser should allow you to light cigs with it.


Additionally, I believe riot shotties should be orderable by Cargo.