/tg/Station 13

I'm talking music that is skittish, addled, self-aware, crashing down, blissful?

i would but midi2piano doesnt want to work

Listen up, you clueless keyboard jockeys and code-wannabes! I can't take it anymore! Every single time I open up that insufferable pull request queue for SS13, what do I see? A never-ending parade of anime-inspired nonsense! Fox girls, cat girls, dog girls, whatever cursed hybrid abominations you've managed to conjure from the depths of your depraved imaginations!

Do you think this is some kind of twisted furry fantasy convention? This is Space Station 13, damn it! We're supposed to be simulating the...

I took a little bit of a hiatus, it was long enough for a lot of things to change, and I'm feeling a little lost. Can someone recap me on the new things that got added in the last couple of years?

I'm talking lore-wise , what exactly is the singulo?

Is it a wormhole? A black hole? The homonymous black hole's very center, somehow existing outside of one? Is it perhaps a non-sapient, non-carbon-based being who stumbles around aimlessly, with the only purpose of consuming and growing? Or is it just a completely ficticious anomaly, with no real basis on physical laws nor any scientific accuracy, exclusive to the ss13 universe?

Say you want to portray the singulo on a 3D setting (be it a game, a movie...

Statbus is gone.
Rest in piece funny citations, the funny books, and the funny art

𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘫𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵?

I'm a new player, and maybe it's because I'm used to goon, but it seems like /tg/ is pretty bloated. There are 59 random events, or (if you count the wiznerd ones) then I think there are 82 random events total. Goon has much, much less. There are also more than enough antags, some of them really overpowered like Nightmares which I think are essentially teleporting hyper glass cannons. And the interface isn't all that good either. There are a few more things on my mind, but I don't think they matter much.

I've noticed that in the roleplaying community, the focus seems to be heavily on crafting personas rather than telling tales or building worlds. This says a lot about the priorities here, doesn't it? However, a few glaring issues are on the surface that we need to address. Why do we treat roleplaying as a group-only activity here? Can't it be something one does alone, like enjoying a good book or movie in their own quiet space? Could the unwritten rules in this community be pushing away those who prefer a...

Conrad's only been here five months.
Dendy is a delusional woman.
Timberpoes is a hypocrite.
Vekter is cringe!!!
I've been playing under a pseudonym for 48 hours already using a FREE VPN. AND getting myself banned under even newer accounts, for understandable mistakes in my ban evasion technique :( I might actually have to pay for it.
If a neanderthal like me can ban evade and use cheats, it makes me wonder exactly how many other people have been flying under my, and your, radar for years. People who had a...

its awesome
and you can shift click a server to automatically join it when it restarts wtf thats so useful

My boyfriend got me into this game and it’s fun but I have no idea what I’m doing. I wanna make him proud. Tell me things that I need to know about the game or community. Please I am terrible at roleplaying I need guidance

Hello everyone, I'm a new player on the server and thought I'd introduce myself because I've played enough that I'm starting to see some familiar faces. I usually go Medical Doctor as Gary Plants. Right now my strategy is to make a bunch of high purity medchems at round start and rely on those to reduce the wait time for treatment in medbay. Sometimes I get kind of aggressive with randos walking around because they bump into me and interrupt my surgery or break into chemistry but that's just because I want...

From the man himself we are just that fucked its over people at 9:11 of all times horrible catastrophes.

It would be able to see through all its cameras at once.
It knows and acknowledges immediately anything that is going wrong.
It is incredibly efficient at performing actions, or deciphering and applying its laws.
This would all be very cool until it floods the entire station with plasma in less than a minute.

1. Would you buy it? (If no, please explain(hard mode, explain exhaustively and elaborately))
2. What would you buy exactly? (coffee mug, car, bedsheets, toiletpaper, journal subscription)
3. If applicable, what style would you prefer it in or maker would you prefer it from?
4. How much would you be willing to pay for it?

I'll start.
1. Yes
2. High-End Gamer Laptop with Cooling
3. Syndicate logo genuinely looking as if the syndicate had made it preferably with a custom very of linux that has many...

If Centcomm Space Station 13 we all know and love is the Thesis, what would Syndicate stations full of Syndicate personnel be like as an Antithesis?
Would they have the same departments? Same jobs?

One of the core mechanics of the game Space Station 13 is the ability to call an emergency escape shuttle, which is the main way that the round ends. However, the way the mechanic is treated in game is very confusing as it contradicts with roleplay and gameplay.

The first issue with the emergency shuttle is that players will get bored and may call the shuttle simply because they want to move on to the next round, even if no dangers are present. This goes against the core concept of the escape shuttle,...

Im going to enable the cooling system, tcomms needs to be cooled or else it will slow down

And im going to expand the syndicate logging base to act as a tutorial for tcomms instead of them already having it setup

How does the playerbase feel about tcomms

Good job coders

What is robustness?
Is it being able to out-slip the clown? Disarm a sec guard when you're wanted whilst you flush them down disposals and laugh heartily on comms? Outsmart the AI with logic? Predicting and planning for 'incidents' that may disrupt your nefarious experiments, subtly luring someone into your trap?

I guess it falls under lots of spheres. Physical combat, planning, fast-thinking, experience and general knowledge, subterfuge, deep knowledge of a particular role, station knowledge etc......

When you look back at this game a year from now, what are you going to remember? Is it going to be those IC conflicts that got you upset? The times you died and got frustrated? The adminhelps, the peanut threads, the ban appeals, the tickets, the Discord drama, the endless arguments about policy and rules and config and the coders and -

NO. IT WON'T BE ANY OF THAT. It will be one thing and one thing alone: FUN. The very reason you play TG, or any other videogame!

PLAYERS WHO MAKE THE ROUNDS LESS FUN...

i may draw it whenever i'm watching some shitty tv show i can't focus on
can't promise i will do even one but sometimes it helps to doodle stuff
basically free art but you're gambling on whether i'll feel like actually drawing your OC
i probably won't draw it if i dont like you lol

edit: a vague description of their personality helps. make your OC seem cool !!!!!!!!!! make me want to draw them

Am I like shadow banned or ip ranged banned or something like that because BYOND won't show any Tgstation servers for me and I keep d/cing. What is happening? Also deleted and reinstalled BYOND a couple of times.

For my time in the Tgstation I have noticed one thing, a hostility between Manuel and every other server (at least people talk about it). This especially is happening with any change that adds some kind of RP mechanic, restriction or such.

As a Manuel mainer now would like to hear everything about every other server, so I want you all to describe every server - simply. And I'm not against hearing about your takes on the Manuel as well.

We have to many old issues piling up and they are annoying me so as a very small incentive to clean up old bugs I will be giving a small amount of money to bug fixers

With a max amount of 10 dollars I want to put into this the rewards go as this:

1 year issues: 1 dollar

2 year issues: 2 dollars

3 year issues: 4 dollars

4 year issues: 4 dollars

Plus: A 3 month Byond subscription to the first person that fixed a 5+ year old issue Courtesy of Mice World

5 year issues: 5 dollars

6 year issues: 5...

Crag I think you are funny
:lol:

who else likes gummy worms? :) :bball: :ugeek:

What the title says, what do you think about Chang 'Mr. Chang' Moert (me). I want to become better in the community and i just want some opinions.

Another year, another stat dump
This year, I decided to push this out closer to when everyone else does it instead of sometime shortly after 2023.
We had a lot going on this year and I saw logs break more often than I can count which made me pull my hair out several times.
As usual we had even more robusting, explosions, and admins smiting brainless monkeys so often that they are definitely psychopaths.
This year I just pulled large screenshots of my dashboards instead of splitting up the graphs because...

Is there any items or features related to Mimes or Clowns that appear on other servers that are worth copying?
I know how people here feel about Clown Cars

Nearly a decade has passed.

I based an entire satirical persona around telling you what would happen, I wrote paragraph after paragraph, meticulously crafting such a lengthy and obfuscated web of nuanced interpersonal relationships in hopes that the collective group of you would become aware of the slow internal rot you were facing. The joy you felt that you feel no more, the high you're chasing of rounds played long ago, on stations long since abandoned, with features long since removed, all washed...

Yearly check in or whatever.

Whats changed in the game I barely even recognise as something I used to play?

5u Phlogiston 5u Napalm 5u Chlorine Trifluoride

lets talk about it

why isn't it in the meta how do you counter it does it need a nerf?

you will burn into a pile of ashes before you can scream into the radio

why ss13 lagging when i try to walk cause big lag

i am going to ask a cute enby to be my valentine, wish me luck

So someone died (as usual) they bring him to medical. Before revival i fix his brute & burn damage easy with surgery but he has 100 Toxin & 100 Oxy(Respiratory) damage.

How do i fix toxin & respiratory damage in a dead patient before revival? He doesn't have any chemicals in him i filtered that all out using blood filter surgery but his toxin didn't improve. Due to decay his toxin reached 100 i think so i have no idea how to fix that

Thoughts?

if a man cannot trust his fellow man with the freedom to bear his own mistakes under the watchful eye and cleansing scorn of his fellows, then he is neither a man or deserving of the freedom of expression

the system in which you have constructed is built on the philosophy of absolute order, enforced through the cold enactment of divine justice.

that same justice is neither divine nor justice, there is only divinity in letting your fellow man be policed by not himself, but you, not a higher power.

i...