bicycle changes

[Deitus]

bicycles are a great thing but i personally believe two things should be changed about them:
1) change it so both hands are in use while you're riding them, as it stands now you basically have free maxspeed while you could have a taser/stunbaton/whatever free to use as well
2) why in the actual flying fucknuggets does a crate of them cost 1mil? i get that they're pretty op (see point one) but having them that high basically makes them unobtainable outside of godly intervention
3) make a unicycle sprite with the same code for clown
(bonus: make a juggling "equip" to go along with it)
(bonus 2: electric boogaloo: make it so you can stack people while riding unicycles like with piggyback rides for maximum memery)

[DemonFiren]

they cost one mil because lel xd le ebin porkyman joke

[Deitus]

they cost one mil because lel xd le ebin porkyman joke

yeah i asked an admin about it and they said the price was literally just a meme, didnt get the reference until now though

[lzimann]

Not entirely a meme, half a meme and half because they are imbalanced(like you said, high speed and free hands)

[confused rock]

xenobiologists can make max speed scooters with red slimes

[iamgoofball]

the entire concept of the bike is Pokemon memes

There's two well hidden Easter eggs too.

[bman]

the entire concept of the bike is Pokemon memes

There's two well hidden Easter eggs too.

ONE OF THEM IS THAT IF IT GETS FRIED WITH TESLA IT ACTUALLY BECOMES FRIED AND THE DESCRIPTION WILL BE A FUNNY MEM "DAMN WASTE BIG SMOKE"

[Yakumo_Chen]

Actually red slime scooters is broken atm

[Cobby]

the entire concept of the bike is Pokemon memes

There's two well hidden Easter eggs too.

ONE OF THEM IS THAT IF IT GETS FRIED WITH TESLA IT ACTUALLY BECOMES FRIED AND THE DESCRIPTION WILL BE A FUNNY MEM "DAMN WASTE BIG SMOKE"

Hi welcome to goon enjoy your ban nerd.

[FantasticFwoosh]

The clown unicycle idea is solid though, what if the bike when deconstructed into parts (handlbar,wheels,seat & frame) could be reconstructed into a unicycle by combining a wheel, some rods & a seat together.

Then have only the clown able to perfectly balance ontop of it without penalties of movement stopping or moving direction (meaning you wobble all over the place unless you stand still otherwise)

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But really feedback wise because of the price these are too rare and i've never seen them on sybil when we can just use a poor-mans scooter.