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REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:29 am
by confused rock
ditigrade lizards are the worst thing since ditigrade lizards. you can't even see ditigrade legs ever, you just see the shoeless feet. when do you see ditigrade legs? ONLY WHEN THE LIZARD IS NAKED. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:38 am
by TechnoAlchemist
maybue just remove lizards

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:51 am
by confused rock
baby steps

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:54 am
by letshavecake
Don't ash walkers have forced digitigrade legs
Do you really want to take away the ability to annoy and slow them down with glass shards

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:57 am
by oranges
no

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:59 am
by onleavedontatme
They're completely optional outside of ash walkers though

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:00 am
by confused rock
THEY'RE COMPLETELY FETISH FUEL

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:19 am
by confused rock
letshavecake wrote:Don't ash walkers have forced digitigrade legs
Do you really want to take away the ability to annoy and slow them down with glass shards
actually fair enough you can keep it for ash walkers cuz they are one of the few it is visible on but jesus christ they are only visible in cargo shorts or when fucking naked

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:25 am
by Incomptinence
Ashwalkers didn't have shoes anyway. This accomplishes nothing but stopping them nabbing shoes from the miners they kill. Or some once in a blue moon alliance between the plants and ashes where some podman shouts "AND MY SANDAL!"

Not worth having the fetish shit I think, what's next maid costumes stuck to ashwalkers so they can't put armour on?

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:33 am
by letshavecake
If you can't not fetishize perfectly normal legs, that says a lot more about you than about the liggers
Beast races in fantasy games have had digitigrade legs forever
If you let them ruin the whole concept for you, then they win

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:40 am
by Screemonster
The unloved rock wrote:THEY'RE COMPLETELY FETISH FUEL
check out claude frollo over here

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:51 pm
by InsaneHyena
We should just remove lizards instead.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:02 pm
by WJohnston
literally the sole entire purpose of digitigrade legs was to make goofball squirm.

and a bunch of other people too.

it did its job perfectly.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:34 pm
by DemonFiren
It's too lizard for me.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:22 pm
by lzimann
TechnoAlchemist wrote:maybue just remove lizards
i tried

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:08 pm
by Cik
how is a slightly different leg configuration fetish fuel

i honestly don't get it

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:17 pm
by calzilla1
Cik wrote:how is a slightly different leg configuration fetish fuel

i honestly don't get it
Dem foot fetishes

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:17 pm
by Lumbermancer
what the fuck is a ditigrade

i pasted it into wiki and got no resoults

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:21 pm
by Wyzack
Knees bend the wrong way.

Also > rhymes with sludgetoading

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:22 pm
by Lumbermancer
it would be extremely painful

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:17 pm
by Wyzack
You're a big lizard

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:34 pm
by Gun Hog
"Digitigrade" means walking on the toes (digits) instead of the soles of the feet like humans do. The knee is NOT backwards, it is that the foot is much longer, and the ankle is where people think the knee should be. The actual knee on many digitigrade animals is much higher.

If you have a dog, examine its hind feet. The toes and paw pad are but one part of the foot, the rest of it bends upward, ending at the ankle. You will find the knee at the end of its upper leg. You can try this on a cat too, but the knee might be a bit harder to find; Plus the cat will probably rip your face off for messing with its feet.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:38 pm
by Wyzack
Shut my mouth GunHog is right. I think i got confused because in sci fi lots of digitigrade aliums also have the backwards knee (elites from Halo come to mind)

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:54 pm
by iamgoofball
Remove furries from the game forever

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 6:58 pm
by onleavedontatme
Wyzack wrote:(elites from Halo come to mind)
If you see a common alien limb and think "fetish" it might be because you're the furry.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:06 pm
by Pascal125
This thread coming from the only guy who goes out of his way to smash windows and put glass shards everywhere in the hallways on the off-chance that some lizard with digitigrade legs are in the shift, every shift.
Only to have his shoes taken, and people attempting to run him over said glass shards.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:35 pm
by Wyzack
Hey now I never said snowflake lizard legs were fetish fuel.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:54 pm
by WJohnston
Also why would you want to remove these?

The whole point is to be a snowflake, and gimp yourself majorly in the process.

Have you any idea how hard you get bullied for having these? The amount of glass shards you get dragged over? I've certainly died because of broken windows+shards to space with these before.

If nothing else, keep them in game because it's funny to think that lizard players are willfully making themselves easier to pick on.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:59 pm
by NikNakFlak
Antagonizing people is never a great reason for a feature

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:04 pm
by Wyzack
Conversely, claiming that thing might be someone's fetish is not great grounds for removal

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:42 pm
by Incomptinence
Worked for maid stuff where neinhaus just wanted to soily doilies.

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:48 pm
by Jacough
Personally I like the sound of it. Tricking a bunch of ash liggers into chasing you down a long one tile wide tunnel as a miner only for them all to fall down in a huge pile as you drop some glass just sounds hilarious. Especial if you leave a huge pile of broken glass somewhere that they have to slowly pick up piece by piece or risk being instacritted

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:43 pm
by Alipheese
Jacough wrote:Personally I like the sound of it. Tricking a bunch of ash liggers into chasing you down a long one tile wide tunnel as a miner only for them all to fall down in a huge pile as you drop some glass just sounds hilarious. Especial if you leave a huge pile of broken glass somewhere that they have to slowly pick up piece by piece or risk being instacritted
Stealth banana peel. Then a glass shard field. LET THEM FEEL THE WRATH

Re: REMOVE DITIGRADE LIZARDS

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:08 pm
by Incomptinence
Ashwalkers didn't have shoes anyway.