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THE ANTIMATTER GRAVITATIONAL CAPTURE DEVICE

BROUGHT TO YOU BY TERBAL TECH

using brand new technology originally made for doing whippets terbal tech brings you

the singulo in a can or the Singularity Container Device

Terbal Tech has done statistics proving that over 40 singularities are created every day, at this rate the entire known universe will eventually become a giant singularity

while we won't live long enough to see this, our childrens children children children childrens might see the massive galactic singularity

but who cares about them


Perhaps a singularity is rippin and roarin through your station, or maybe you just need to fix the field surrounding it without dying

well with this device, simply active it, toss it into the heart of that beast and using advanced science (the jigglebilly x fucktarded= mass formula)

the device will (hopefully) contain the massive beast inside of it, assuming it has not reached its final stages

now in order to create this it will require quite a bit of science in the R&D or quite a bit of points from Cargo

Now in addition to industrial use, terbal tech has found in test labs that one could capture or steal a singularity from either engineering or some bumfuck lab in the cargobay, and then release it in well, maybe the syndicate ship located nearby, or say, security.

Now for the safety of other the device has quite a long timer before releasing the singularity contained, during which at any time it can be picked up and turned off, the timer is roughly 2 minutes, while being released the device will not shut the fuck up and stop beeping, it will also announce the time remaining on the timer every 30 seconds

the announcer has been shown to break and stop working when exposed to an electromagnetic card

thanks to terbal tech, a singularity breaching the field and swallowing the surrounding areas is no longer a reason for panic!

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Terbal Tech is probably required by law to inform you that gravitational singularities are dangerous, exposure to a gravitation singularity may result in injury or death, Terbal Tech must recommend this device never be used as it requires being within throwing distance of a gravitational singularity, Terbal Tech is not responsible for any deaths or injuries for attempting to use this device

Have video of something or someone being maimed or killed by a gravitational singularity? Send your videos to TopPug69@terbaltech.com and you could win a t shirt

Remove the PA and give the CE one if these. Maximum fun.

"Chief the singularity has been released, we have minutes before it grows to an unstoppable size"
"I know what I must do, you were a good engineer, get out of here before the we both die."
"But sir.. even if you capture it the radiation will probably kill you.."
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS THIS, TELL THE CREW, THAT THIS IS PROBABLY THEIR FAULT"

rip chief engineer died a real human bean

Nah. Bags of holding are not very hard to make to warrant this.

Also the CE's rig has near full radiation protection.

Steelpoint wrote:Also the CE's rig has near full radiation protection.

as part of the new singulo in a can

remove radiation protection

What if combining two bags of holding made this?

It would solve the issue of accidentally doing it, and make sense. Then you can attach a timer or whatever

Stickymayhem wrote:What if combining two bags of holding made this?

It would solve the issue of accidentally doing it, and make sense. Then you can attach a timer or whatever

like two bags of holding creates a bag that can hold a singularity

ok do it

TheTerbs wrote:

Stickymayhem wrote:What if combining two bags of holding made this?

It would solve the issue of accidentally doing it, and make sense. Then you can attach a timer or whatever

like two bags of holding creates a bag that can hold a singularity

ok do it

Aight here's code
Done now someone please sprite it.

i am not sure what that code does

i am assuming it created the can O singulo

neat time for a new idea

good job team everyone take a knee