/tg/Station 13

By the power of copypasta, I have a new idea!

Pretty simple, summon guns with stupidly robust melee weapons instead. Might not be as CUHRAZEE as gyrogets exploding in escape but will certainly be more hilarious to watch.

Do YOU want jedi lightsaber battles between greyshirt survivors while the wizard fucks with sec?

VOTE NOW!!!

Other ideas include summon mechs and summon janicarts.

SUMMON MECHS 2014
MAKE IT HAPPEN

How about...

summon pens

Only if it also reduces the melee attack delay to april fools levels.

I've started work on this, if you want to compare code you know where to find me.

HONK: https://github.com/NTStation/NTstation13/pull/584

additionally gives everyone fox heads and removes all other items

Make a super rare OP katana like there used to be in the safe.

I vaguely remember seeing this post from some where on the old forums, and agreed to it very much so!

This is a thing on Artyom now.

Sick, I was also going to mention have a few people (as rare as the gyro pistol spawn) get Kenshiro Mode and have no click limit on punching people. Down side to this is that anything "considered" a weapon can't be used, the player would get a "You feel as if your fist are the only weapons you need." text when the player tries using anything but his fist.
I guess anything that does more damage than a bedsheet would trigger the message.
Of course as much as I would love to see this summon melee on Artyom niggers over there hates me with a passion!

uh.