/tg/Station 13

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The most fun part of ss13 is developing an extreme hatred for other people because of stuff that's not even done ingame.

CODERS WHEN THEY CHOKE ON A SHOTGUN BARREL, TIME TO REMOVE

Ayy Lemoh wrote:The most fun part of ss13 is developing an extreme hatred for other people because of stuff that's not even done ingame.

Bro I hate none of you except maybe a few of the worst people on here, but even then I couldn't name an example

me

no i love jan nie

Can't wait to see wiz abusing of demons or nukies with eshields and double eswords against le laser gun crew, or hell, laser resistant blob ????

We are now better off with mosins and makeshift ammo.

Inb4 rip tech shells.

time to code laser resistant blob and spawn in cargo, advancing to the vault

bye bye crew

Not being able to put lasers in your bag is annoying and if the whole portable armoury meme is too much for nu-/tg/ the code boys should've just made them take up more space. Also something about shotguns and how I've ever used them

oranges wrote:

Kendrickorium wrote:if its neither of those then you need to take a vacation or probably change yourself as a human being

rich vein of irony

many such cases

Darkhal wrote:Can't wait to see wiz abusing of demons or nukies with eshields and double eswords against le laser gun crew, or hell, laser resistant blob ????

We are now better off with mosins and makeshift ammo.

Inb4 rip tech shells.

oh shit, yeah, this buffs the fuck out of nuke ops as well

guess we're removing eshield as well

Hmm. This seems like a really divided issue...

Do you know what's not a divided issue? How awesome Space Station 14 is!

Swept wrote:Hmm. This seems like a really divided issue...

Do you know what's not a divided issue? How awesome Space Station 14 is!

yeah because everyone agrees that it sucks

haha pranked

THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU

Swept wrote:Hmm. This seems like a really divided issue...

Do you know what's not a divided issue? How awesome Space Station 14 is!

Watching swept memes until I laugh

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oranges wrote:

Kendrickorium wrote:if its neither of those then you need to take a vacation or probably change yourself as a human being

rich vein of irony

VERY rich vein

NikoTheGuyDude wrote:

oranges wrote:

Kendrickorium wrote:if its neither of those then you need to take a vacation or probably change yourself as a human being

rich vein of irony

VERY rich vein

many such cases

Rohen_Tahir wrote:THEY TOOK THIS FROM YOU

second funniest thread title behind Fuck these smileys

grr, everyone is vewwy mad about da removal of shotgun, I hand cwafted a genius solution >:3
We should give the security M4s.. >:3

glocksec with cryokatanas, the future we were denied

i need free trading cards

ArcaneDefence wrote:glocksec with cryokatanas, the future we were denied

NO, sec will NOT have glocks!! that is for da guys with da bombs!!!!!

How am I supposed to cosplay as my cyber mall ninja without a glock?

ArcaneDefence wrote:How am I supposed to cosplay as my cyber mall ninja without a glock?

take da suppressor off your USP-S, jannie

I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn't miss, and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang, bang, and they're fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because, once again, I'm not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking faggots, I'm there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned, which I won't, you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it's quick, clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots, which take half a clip just to bring someone down, or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls, impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit, fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls.

As it stands now, antags are allowed to prance around doing whatever the fuck demented, sick shit they feel like, yet security has to toe the line and be the 'good guy' while getting fucking murdered in the process. Fuck that. Fuck that right in the god damned eyes and squish 'em into a paste, that's garbage. That's a sack of shit.

katanasec vs spinning carp man (simulation)

funny nuclear operative with desword reflects the entire station - crew has no chance.

Batons have always been one of the best counters to them

just slip them with space lube lol

throw cleaning gernade

cover yourself in oil
glide on soap

Oil is slippery.
Cover yourself in oil.
Slip people.
Honk.

I think clowns slip people. But do people covered in lube slip people? It's just flammability or water, isn't it? Not status effects like Noita?

Do lube in people slip?

Yeah, no, I understand now.

cacogen wrote:I think clowns slip people. But do people covered in lube slip people? It's just flammability or water, isn't it? Not status effects like Noita?

Clown shoes cover you in oil.