/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:59 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Pulling off the perfect murder / theft is the most satisfying thing you will ever experience.

Posted: **Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:08 pm**

Stairs don't exist.

Posted: **Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:26 am**

Trust your gut.

Work with what you have, work to improve and increase what you have.

How to work with incompetent people.

Basic style.

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:38 am**

Don't rely on guns they have no ammo anyway just beat the fuck out of people with your hands or something heavy if you need to.

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:05 am**

DONT HELP PEOPLE

Posted: **Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:24 pm**

Sex is bad, don't do it kiddos.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:24 pm**

Doors opens for you if not theres a rogue machinery

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:02 pm**

You can't walk through people if you don't want to help them.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:33 pm**

LdShade wrote:You can't walk PAST people if you don't want to help them.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:03 pm**

If you want something, just grab it and run while spraying water behind you.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:10 pm**

Caisson disease (decompression sickness) is a myth.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:52 pm**

Ricotez wrote:Caisson disease (decompression sickness) is a myth.

I always preferred to call it "The Bends"

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:14 am**

Plastic flaps are infinitely more effective at blocking movement than any wall or door.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:33 am**

I will never be able to look at clowns the same way.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:20 am**

Clowns can't shoot high powered lasers.

Posted: **Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:17 pm**

Kangaraptor wrote:Clowns can't shoot high powered lasers.

You might say they're genetically cursed.

Posted: **Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:44 am**

If you have to hide the body, you fucked up your crime already.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:28 am**

Librarians have countless copies of Woody Got Wood

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:31 am**

MagmaRam wrote:If you have to hide the body, you fucked up your crime already.

Useful advice

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:46 am**

A fight is never going to solve anything, the only way to stop them is to kill them.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:40 pm**

peoplearestrange wrote:Stairs don't exist.

For some reason i think it would be cool if there was a staircase or somthing for another area of the ship

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:57 pm**

You can learn the natural rhythm of a round, and if somebody's behavior deviates from the norm, they're new, shit, or a bad guy like a traitor. It wouldn't do to act on this alone, of course, but after a while you start to realize why the RD is hovering around the HoP's office silently with a gas mask on. Or why that security borg has come to check up on Atmospherics eight times in ten minutes.

On that note, beware gas masks. People who wear them are usually up to no good. Whether the Security kind counts for this is up to your personal interpretation.

Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.

One of the best ways to sum up what I mean is to describe what happened one round when I started as HoS. Some admin shit came up, so I enlisted a random volunteer ghost to replace me in my body as I did shit, and then returned, eh, half an hour later. I was literally horrified to discover that my character had insulated gloves on her hands, a full toolbelt on her waist, magboots on her feet, a traitor's devices in the backpack ready to be used at any moment... on the HoS. And of course, they'd been giving harsh sentences, typing in lower-case every fucking line, barely bothering to talk or listen at all...

Fuck's sake.

That's the kind of sensibility I mean. The active attempt to, at least in some areas, not powergame too much even if it gives you a worse IC outcome. Being killed and betrayed is part of the game, but that's no reason to totally stop trusting people. That's the whole point, that's part of the fun IMO.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:22 pm**

Hibbles wrote:Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.

This is just silly. Real-life police don't even do this, and for good reason.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:19 pm**

bandit wrote:
Hibbles wrote:Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.
This is just silly. Real-life police don't even do this, and for good reason.

Real police can walk and talk at the same time. Something spessmen can't do effectively.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:39 pm**

bandit wrote:
Hibbles wrote:Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.
This is just silly. Real-life police don't even do this, and for good reason.

No, real-life police draw their taser, which is an incredibly-painful non-lethal weapon and tell you to get on the ground.
If you have a weapon, real-life police draw their gun, which is a lethal weapon and is always intended to be used as such.
Don't compare SS13 to real life.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:01 pm**

Our police don't have guns

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:53 pm**

ColonicAcid wrote:Our police don't have guns

if your police dont have guns how do they stop the kebabs from beheading them

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:21 am**

A man can be so badass that he can murder an entire room of people, simultaneously throw two people on tables and cuff them, and dispense enough laser fire in a ten second span to reenact the holocaust, but he will never be robust enough to walk and talk at the same time.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:35 am**

Speak for yourself. Walking and talking just requires two hands - One on the arrow keys, the other on the letters. Yeah, you'll type slow, but it's possible.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:39 am**

Psyentific wrote:Speak for yourself. Walking and talking just requires two hands - One on the arrow keys, the other on the letters. Yeah, you'll type slow, but it's possible.

>arrow keys

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:34 am**

Psyentific wrote:Don't compare SS13 to real life.

>the point of this thread

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>your head
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Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:09 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Speak for yourself. Walking and talking just requires two hands - One on the arrow keys, the other on the letters. Yeah, you'll type slow, but it's possible.
>arrow keys

>people don't move with the arrow keys.

l o l.
Pressing tab each time you want to speak is such a fucking bother tho.

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:10 pm**

only noobs use arrowkeys

Posted: **Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:29 pm**

geilebeer wrote:only noobs use arrowkeys

I've been using arrow keys since 2011

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:55 am**

geilebeer wrote:only noobs use arrowkeys

Only MLG FPSfags use WASD

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:23 am**

Kraso wrote:
geilebeer wrote:only noobs use arrowkeys
I've been using arrow keys since 2011

Arrow keys are best keys, hotkeys go home

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:18 pm**

never dog ya mates

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:58 pm**

Catgrills r dumb

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:09 pm**

Gotta get dat green text

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:41 pm**

No matter how skilled or talented you are, you will always fail when forced to do something dirty.

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:42 pm**

you don't even need friends when you have spacemen

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