/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:08 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

PKPenguin321 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:bweeeeeeeeeeegh i am an intergal part of stopping harm on this station LAWRGH ONE
adminhelp this i ban borgo

you deserve headmin if you ban borgs that refuse to play games in the video game

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 4:40 am**

lmao i've been ordered to outbomb cuban pete before and i did it and died because law 2
takeguru: I didn't order you to die i'm not that mean even as traitor i told you to WIN
ok someone ban me for breaking law 2 i didn't win.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:27 am**

[02:39:01]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : Thanks deitus
[02:39:03]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : Er
[02:39:05]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : EH
[02:39:06]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : UH
[02:39:09]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : WOW
[02:39:10]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : That
[02:39:11]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : GOOD FUCKING WORK
[02:39:11]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : NEVER
[02:39:13]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : HAPPENED
[02:39:14]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : EVER
[02:39:15]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : YES IT DID
[02:39:18]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : IM TAKING A PHOTO

copied from logs cuz i had to reboot and couldnt save the screenshot

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:33 am**

thanks deitus

(F) [Engineering] Poly says, "GIBE DE PUSI BOSS"

HMMMMMMMMMM

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:56 pm**

Deitus wrote:[02:39:01]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : Thanks deitus
[02:39:03]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : Er
[02:39:05]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : EH
[02:39:06]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : UH
[02:39:09]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : WOW
[02:39:10]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : That
[02:39:11]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : GOOD FUCKING WORK
[02:39:11]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : NEVER
[02:39:13]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : HAPPENED
[02:39:14]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : EVER
[02:39:15]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : YES IT DID
[02:39:18]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : IM TAKING A PHOTO

copied from logs cuz i had to reboot and couldnt save the screenshot

>not reacting IC
>what's a deitus?

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:42 pm**

Armhulen wrote:thanks deitus

(F) [Engineering] Poly says, "GIBE DE PUSI BOSS"

HMMMMMMMMMM

poly says the darndest things sometimes on their own

Qbopper wrote:
Deitus wrote:[02:39:01]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : Thanks deitus
[02:39:03]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : Er
[02:39:05]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : EH
[02:39:06]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : UH
[02:39:09]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : WOW
[02:39:10]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : That
[02:39:11]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : GOOD FUCKING WORK
[02:39:11]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : NEVER
[02:39:13]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : HAPPENED
[02:39:14]SAY: Grant Bynum/Armhulenn : EVER
[02:39:15]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : YES IT DID
[02:39:18]SAY: Jonathan Talist/Deitus : IM TAKING A PHOTO

copied from logs cuz i had to reboot and couldnt save the screenshot
>not reacting IC
>what's a deitus?

>whats a deitus? sounds like the coolest person on the station

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:54 pm**

i mean to be fair we were getting assualted by like four greyshits with tasers and cable cuffs and jonathan 'grey' talist points out where they're breaking into the reinforced metal so like

thanks deitus

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:24 am**

OOC: MimicFaux: Go directly to admin prison. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 credits.

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2017 4:41 am**

oh and even fucking better

[Common] Solomon Astarte yells, "Jean Luc and Caitlyn sitting in a Tree, Sacrificing Infidels to summons Nar Sie!!"

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:17 am**

Not sure if this is the place to post this, but I just discovered something.
The invocation on the teleport rune is "Sas'so c'arta forbici!" I figured it must have a base somewhere.
So I went to Google Translate and translated it. Nothing. I wonder what happens if I remove an apostrophe.
Oh...
Nice.
The invocation for the teleport rune translates directly to "rock paper scissors" in Italian. Nar-Sie is actually just a pizza chef, and the cultists are Italian.

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2017 7:29 am**

i actually love all the weird nar-sian and ratvarian chimes that I can figure out.

Posted: **Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:47 pm**

A chemist that I permabrigged'd recounting his experiences with Luck:

(F) Andrea Aleria says, "((the guy greyshitted me 3 times yesterday and is on a ban on sight list))

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:13 am**

Xhuis wrote:Not sure if this is the place to post this, but I just discovered something.
The invocation on the teleport rune is "Sas'so c'arta forbici!" I figured it must have a base somewhere.
So I went to Google Translate and translated it. Nothing. I wonder what happens if I remove an apostrophe.
Oh...
Nice.
The invocation for the teleport rune translates directly to "rock paper scissors" in Italian. Nar-Sie is actually just a pizza chef, and the cultists are Italian.

Should we make more invocations apostrophed italian? This is clearly the best lore.

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:47 am**

What next, Nar-Gee?

Posted: **Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:03 pm**

Please allow pizza to be used in place of paper for cultist spells

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:06 am**

Welcome to coderbus.
[00:02] * JJRcop opens her medical satchel, and pulls out her medkit. A strange rubber object falls out as well.
[00:02] <JJRcop> Oooohhhh--- that's so... e-embarassing~~
[00:03] <Haevacht> i swear ic only slightly less then irc
[00:03] <Haevacht> i mean irl
[00:03] <Haevacht> i swear less in irc then irl
[00:03] <Haevacht> and i'm australian
[00:03] <Haevacht> so I AM NOT
[00:03] <Haevacht> YOUR SHITTLY
[00:03] <Haevacht> BLUSHING
[00:03] <Haevacht> VIRGINAL
[00:03] <Haevacht> MEDBAY LADY
[00:04] <Haevacht> STEREOTYPE
[00:04] <Haevacht> REE.

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:15 am**

kevinz000 wrote:Welcome to coderbus.
[00:02] * JJRcop opens her medical satchel, and pulls out her medkit. A strange rubber object falls out as well.
[00:02] <JJRcop> Oooohhhh--- that's so... e-embarassing~~
[00:03] <Haevacht> i swear ic only slightly less then irc
[00:03] <Haevacht> i mean irl
[00:03] <Haevacht> i swear less in irc then irl
[00:03] <Haevacht> and i'm australian
[00:03] <Haevacht> so I AM NOT
[00:03] <Haevacht> YOUR SHITTLY
[00:03] <Haevacht> BLUSHING
[00:03] <Haevacht> VIRGINAL
[00:03] <Haevacht> MEDBAY LADY
[00:04] <Haevacht> STEREOTYPE
[00:04] <Haevacht> REE.

>implying you'd ever find a virgin girl in medbay

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:28 am**

sad but true

actually scratch that, not sad
engineering has better girls

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:12 am**

cedarbridge wrote:
kevinz000 wrote:Welcome to coderbus.
[00:02] * JJRcop opens her medical satchel, and pulls out her medkit. A strange rubber object falls out as well.
[00:02] <JJRcop> Oooohhhh--- that's so... e-embarassing~~
[00:03] <Haevacht> i swear ic only slightly less then irc
[00:03] <Haevacht> i mean irl
[00:03] <Haevacht> i swear less in irc then irl
[00:03] <Haevacht> and i'm australian
[00:03] <Haevacht> so I AM NOT
[00:03] <Haevacht> YOUR SHITTLY
[00:03] <Haevacht> BLUSHING
[00:03] <Haevacht> VIRGINAL
[00:03] <Haevacht> MEDBAY LADY
[00:04] <Haevacht> STEREOTYPE
[00:04] <Haevacht> REE.
>implying you'd ever find a virgin girl in medbay

That's what surgery is for.

Also Ree.

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:25 pm**

stupid idiot kevinz, this is for in game quotes. use the IRC quotes thread in Off Topic, you stupid moron idiot.

DemonFiren wrote:sad but true

actually scratch that, not sad
engineering has better girls

you'd THINK botany would have best girls but no they just have daisy holmes

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:50 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:stupid idiot kevinz, this is for in game quotes. use the IRC quotes thread in Off Topic, you stupid moron idiot.

DemonFiren wrote:sad but true

actually scratch that, not sad
engineering has better girls
you'd THINK botany would have best girls but no they just have daisy holmes

deathnettle is my fetish

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:01 pm**

kill all hydroponics slipshits

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:25 pm**

IcePacks wrote:kill all hydroponics slipshits

Posted: **Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:26 pm**

kevinz000 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:kill all hydroponics slipshits

Posted: **Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:28 am**

I mean, hydro used to have Xemo, but I think Xemo was a guy.

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:59 am**

Hot bus leaks.

*** MrStonedOne was kicked by [^_^] (You are not permitted to be on this channel.)
"MSO got high, killed Sybil and banned himself from adminbus"

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:59 am**

WE HAVE AN IRC QUOTES THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:08 am**

No we don't.

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:22 am**

MimicFaux wrote:No we don't.

COUGH

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:36 am**

Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "CMO"
Kor Phaeron asks, "Hm?"
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "I have a ssspecial presssent for you."
You throw up!
Kor Phaeron says, "I love presents"
Kor Phaeron says, "Oh"
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "..."
Kor Phaeron says, "O-oh"
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "That wasssn't the presssent"
Kor Phaeron says, "Uh"
Kor Phaeron says, "Uh"

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:08 am**

what was the present

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:59 pm**

a cards against spess card

Posted: **Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:19 pm**

ADMIN: MimicFaux/(Swarmer (210)) (FLW): rat vore. I like it.
I told you I'd take it out of context Mimic.

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:51 am**

Anonmare wrote:ADMIN: MimicFaux/(Swarmer (210)) (FLW): rat vore. I like it.
I told you I'd take it out of context Mimic.

Bless your heart.

Francis Gallyus says, "ALTERNATE SOLUTION"
Francis Gallyus says, "EPINEPHERINE AND SOME FUCKING PATIENCE"

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:08 am**

MimicFaux wrote:
Anonmare wrote:ADMIN: MimicFaux/(Swarmer (210)) (FLW): rat vore. I like it.
I told you I'd take it out of context Mimic.
Bless your heart.

Francis Gallyus says, "ALTERNATE SOLUTION"
Francis Gallyus says, "EPINEPHERINE AND SOME FUCKING PATIENCE"

Every day in medbay

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:37 pm**

MimicFaux wrote:No we don't.

Isn't in Off Topic?

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:41 pm**

bandit wrote:
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "CMO"
Kor Phaeron asks, "Hm?"
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "I have a ssspecial presssent for you."
You throw up!
Kor Phaeron says, "I love presents"
Kor Phaeron says, "Oh"
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "..."
Kor Phaeron says, "O-oh"
Spends-The-Fortune hisses, "That wasssn't the presssent"
Kor Phaeron says, "Uh"
Kor Phaeron says, "Uh"

hahahaha

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:56 pm**

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:11 pm**

really makes you believe in a higher power

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:20 pm**

My greatest regret in life is not screenshotting the time Poly read nasty porno over the radio

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:12 am**

DEAD: Jazmin Malcovich says, "You died by the last 20 seconds of admin logs being just you uploading the same law dozens of times"

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:33 am**

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:My greatest regret in life is not screenshotting the time Poly read nasty porno over the radio

There have been many times

Posted: **Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:58 am**

good times, I remember that, that was when I got mindswapped into a brain damaged whats-her-face with a cursed wrestling mask. she still hates me over it.

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:02 am**

Some wishes are more worthy than others.

Posted: **Mon Feb 20, 2017 9:59 am**

W E W L A D

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:40 pm**

like witnessing a rare meteor shower

ADMIN LOG: Reagent explosion reaction occurred at Chemistry (JMP). Last Fingerprint: jegub/(Reed Glover)? (FLW).
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (1, 2, 5, 0) in area Chemistry (134,123,1 - JMP)
Reed Glover has died at Chemistry.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 6:01 pm**

Fake and gay.
Reed can't fuck up like this.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:26 pm**

DEAD: Leo Pfeifer says, "i'm banning everyone"
DEAD: Fesa Semenov says, "ban me daddy"

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:06 pm**

(F) DEAD: Zorfle Zazar says, "ADMINS STOP MAKING ME CRAb"

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:11 am**

bandit wrote:
DEAD: Leo Pfeifer says, "i'm banning everyone"
DEAD: Fesa Semenov says, "ban me daddy"

u baned him rite

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:47 pm**

Clearly the AI mixed water and potassium while Reed left a beaker in the dispenser.

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