/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:45 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

ADMIN LOG: Swagbringer/(Jingfei Zhao) used 'Freeform' AI Module on Rognaro/(FurryOS). The law specified People who swear or take the lords name in vain are not human

FurryOS announces:
Is Yiff a swear word?

Posted: **Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:29 pm**

Sheryl Sherman says, "Open the valve. Wait a second. CLOSE the valve."
Sheryl Sherman says, "And only then remove the tank."
Sheryl Sherman says, "If you do not close the valve, you kill us."
Ashlyn Bradenburg catches fire!
You're set on fire!
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Ashlyn Bradenburg says, "Oops"
You stop, drop, and roll!
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
You stop, drop, and roll!
You extinguish yourself.
Sheryl Sherman says, "This is"
Ashlyn Bradenburg rolls on the floor, trying to put themselves out!
Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:47 am**

InsaneHyena wrote: Sheryl Sherman says, "Specifically the opposite of what I told you to do"

giving instructions in ss13.txt

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:03 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:04 pm**

i beat kev in the dome, cazz beat kev in the dome, it's not an ACHIEVEMENT

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:16 pm**

>Implying robusting Kevinz is hard

I bet anyone could do it with a safety pickaxe

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:26 pm**

the accomplishment here is that i had a 500ms ping half the fight lol

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 8:44 pm**

I robusted beesting in a broken glass fight, although to be fair i had armor on

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:05 pm**

no comment

Posted: **Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:23 pm**

tangent fun fact: punch stuns are actually 1/10, punches deal random damage between 1 and 10 and if they land a full 10 it weakens

Posted: **Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:09 pm**

It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere

Posted: **Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:24 am**

XDTM wrote:It seems to be a 0 to 9, from the code, unless i'm missing a +1 in the process somewhere

Oh, I think you're actually right since a 0 is a whiff. Still 1 in 10 chance of a weaken, though

Posted: **Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:35 am**

OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer

Posted: **Sun Aug 06, 2017 8:08 am**

MimicFaux wrote:OOC: Armhulenn: ratvar is classed as a machine
OOC: Armhulenn: he's the same path as an ink printer

i was fucking wrong it's classified as a structure not a machine so sadly this quote isn't as cool BUT still, ratvar being a child of a structure is still sad

Posted: **Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:24 am**

The pine tree nods.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:21 pm**

>just click on them with your eyeballs

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:24 pm**

You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:35 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:You fasten the plasma canister to the port.
You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili says, "Whatcha doin"
Explody The Maxcap Clown says, "Uh..."
Bellabarisruk Awil-Ili asks, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME!?"

On of those rare moments that make me LOL IRL!

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:57 pm**

>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:58 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:>unironically using lol
>unironically writing lol in caps
>in 2k17
LOL

digg post

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:17 pm**

dumb frog poster
back to /pol/

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:31 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:dumb frog poster
back to /pol/

Hey lizard man, the /intl/ club is 3 blocks down

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:51 am**

Literally lmaoing irl tbh fam

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:55 am**

tfw not allowed to laugh at things in real life anymore

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:23 am**

OOC: MrAlphonzo: location of the powersink will be the sole room with power
OOC: MrAlphonzo: oh fuck.
OOC: Ispiria: ick ock ban he
OOC: Armhulenn: oh my god
OOC: Pmnin: shhhh
OOC: Photonn: BAN HE
OOC: Pdgamer: WEW
The OOC channel has been globally disabled.
ADMIN LOG: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) toggled OOC.
DEAD: Gratian Sloan says, "HAHAHAH"
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): WRONG
DEAD: Gratian Sloan says, "AHAHHAHAHAH"
OOC: Armhulenn: i'm adminbanning alphonzo
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): HOTKEY
DEAD: Devin Ubnutos says, "HAHA"
ADMIN: MrAlphonzo/(Jan Michael Vincent VIII) (FLW): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:59 am**

happens to the best of us

i almost never note it if it looks like it could reasonably just be a missed hotkey

Posted: **Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:45 am**

Posted: **Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:36 am**

Dragon Announces:
You may not know this, but as an AI, every time I open a door for someone, it feels like I am doing a line of cocaine

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:43 am**

Skylar Lineman says, " By the way "

Skylar Lineman says, " Everyone's skylar "

Skylar Lineman says, " I noticed "

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2017 10:40 am**

At work IRL:
Me "Everytime I try to do a function 3 on the computer, the system seizes up."
Boss "You need to run it twice in quick succession in order to do it. Same with Function 4"
Me: "...what? Why?"
Boss, rolling his eyes, "I know it's stupid. The coders thought it would be a good idea."
Me: "Yeah, but, how is that helpful?"
Boss "No idea. They don't even work here."

And then I realized, it's a universal truth that coders don't even play this game.

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:16 pm**

>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks

recconnect

PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)

you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem

reconnect

Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs

L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S

Posted: **Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:03 am**

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"

Posted: **Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:14 am**

Qbmax32 wrote:(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "I Set the timer superhigh"

(F) [Syndicate] Joey Ellstrom says, "We have time to murderbone"

why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke

Posted: **Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:10 am**

Screemonster wrote:why would an agent shoot a man before blowing him up with a nuke

Posted: **Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:45 pm**

He got mobbed by assistants and killed literally a minute after he said that

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:13 pm**

Qbmax32 wrote:>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Hey you busy
>PM to-Admins: No
>Admin PM From-IcePacks: Good
you have been kicked from the server by IcePacks

recconnect

PM to-Admins:(Insert rick and morty copypasta here)

you have been kicked from the server by feemjmeem

reconnect

Arm attempts to bait me into reporting pax so they can kick me again for shits in gigs

L O W
E F F O R T
M E M E S

talk shit get hit

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2017 1:02 pm**

Nibba what I didn't even interact with you until that happened

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:55 pm**

I'm still proud of myself for this one.

[22:17:59]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: Traps are not gay.
[22:18:24]SAY: Andreas Spitzer/EvilJackCarver : Guess whoever sent that from Centcomm was a trap then. (167,112,2)
[22:18:43]ADMIN: Kevinz000/(Skylar Lineman) has created a command report: The face when you get blown the fuck out by a lizard.

Spoiler:

how have i not gotten joke-banned yet

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:00 pm**

>self-quoting
>proud of yourself

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:12 pm**

self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:23 am**

Betsy swallows the Odysseus chassis whole!

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2017 1:02 am**

Nilons wrote:self quoting is one of the lamest possible things you can do

Noted.

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:20 pm**

OOC: Nervere: it was understandable to call the shuttle after gorillas got the auto-rifles

This game gives some of the best out-of-context quotes I've ever seen.

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:23 pm**

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:38 pm**

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:12 pm**

The HoS fights some heretics, part one:

CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Bring me that fuel tank
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Thats an order
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Its important
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Yeh boy
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): YOU SPRAYIN OCCULT SHIT IN MY STATION
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Chapel (91,72,2)

Part Two:
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): I have to do this meme
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): For the laughs
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): A couple more
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): When you see what we have in store
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): Youll never forget that
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at fuel tank with The laser Departure Lounge (97,74,2)
CKEY CENSORED/(Kasane Teto): has fired at floor with The laser Chapel (91,67,2)

The chapel, a few minutes later. (Breach has been mostly fixed.): https://file.house/JfpW.png

The player was later banned for doing "flamethrower cum sprays" all over the shuttle.

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2017 12:35 am**

Emi Ibarazaki has stabbed Lilly Satou in the chest with the kitchen knife
Emi Ibarazaki says, "FUCK YOU BLIND BITCH"

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:42 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:44 am**

Posted: **Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:33 am**

SpaceInaba wrote:

that

is a good quote actually

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:10 am**

hey cool it worked

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