/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:54 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Kor wrote:(Funny image here)

Worst execution

Literally crying rn XD

Posted: **Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:32 pm**

This got me banned

Posted: **Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:43 am**

Finally had an actual ash walker round that did not involve everyone dying/attacking the station/being converting to revs/gangs/cults

not shown:the guy who drank all our alcohol used for anesthetic used in surgery passed out in the bed in our survival pod, and the chasm we threw a traitor into who tried to outcool my hat (people still thought my hat was better than his welding helmet) I accidentally found a golem ship and tried to stop people from actually advancing technologically, and I sort of managed, with the only things we got being the resonators, surgical tools, survival pod, and the welding helmet on the traitor I killed.
The best part was when the welding helmet guy, in his past life, found tarot cards and immediately used them and immediately afterwards died, causing us to lose the tarot cards altogether and he blamed ME when he used another egg. we managed to actually get a decent surplus of eggs by the time the round ended.

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2016 10:44 am**

My first act as acting captain after the HOP went nuts and the CE didn't want the position:

Gassing all of these fucks with co2

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2016 3:50 pm**

I think I heard every catgirl cry out in terror and was suddenly silent

Posted: **Wed Apr 27, 2016 6:01 pm**

Nah fuck Runtime she a ho.

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:26 am**

Posted: **Sat Apr 30, 2016 8:53 pm**

I'd give them a token for that drawing, fucking wow... :O

Posted: **Sun May 01, 2016 12:46 pm**

well, nothing's stopping you

Posted: **Sun May 01, 2016 7:26 pm**

I found(made) a haunted Mecha.

It was piloted by one of my Mecha Pilot AI mobs, but I killed it and this deletes the pilot (spawning a loot corpse, as usual)
Except... this time, just this once, the mecha is moving somehow.
The pilot is gone, dead and deleted, I even checked the garbage collector's queues, nothing.

Spoiler:

Edit: OH, and it's not just like, a left over move loop happening here, it SMASHES THINGS.

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2016 8:21 am**

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2016 3:28 pm**

I don't know why there's been so many players lately

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2016 4:54 pm**

Bagil was dead for a long time yesterday, probably the reason of 110 players in sybil

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2016 11:19 pm**

Some nice shuttles:

Motion sickness central:

Spoiler:

Engineer gets creative:

Posted: **Mon May 02, 2016 11:23 pm**

holy shit that engineering setup
that man deserves a medal

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2016 5:37 am**

>Not including the syndie shuttle me and Okand made
Smh tbh fam

Also that engine setup...
Gee Engie, why does your mom let you have TWO singulos?

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2016 12:11 pm**

Anonmare wrote:>Not including the syndie shuttle me and Okand made

Cause I don't have a screenshot of that???

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 12:11 am**

Knaive wrote:

how the fuck did you get that lip color i cant find a decent one
I suck at this

also I managed to get to the white ship as a space bartender from the space ruin by drinking a lot of random alcohols including orange juice, coffee, and hearty punch and survived space for 5 minutes, barely conscious.

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 1:10 am**

And they say bartending is useless

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 7:53 am**

Anti-freeze, if you ever end up in space, anti-freeze.

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 8:36 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:holy shit that engineering setup
that man deserves a medal

Anonmare wrote:>Not including the syndie shuttle me and Okand made
Smh tbh fam

Also that engine setup...
Gee Engie, why does your mom let you have TWO singulos?

That was the most fun I've had as engineer, thanks to PAS for the screenshots.
Longbowman released it and killed me with it eventually.

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 1:03 pm**

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2016 11:25 am**

Beegix wrote:

My Sides XD

That timing though...

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2016 12:59 pm**

Lewd lizards happened so a clown bomb was spawned and then the clowns cucked the drake in a matter seconds.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2016 1:06 pm**

Honk!

But yes, lewd lizards are the best dragonslayers.

Posted: **Sun May 08, 2016 11:29 pm**

I was allowed to test out some surgery in the thunderdome, I made a xeno-human hybrid. After I was transferred into it I was pretty much a queen. The burster became a hunter, but I'm sure you can have double "queens" if you're able to get your hands on a dead one. Good luck doing this out of a controlled environment though.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 5:58 am**

While testing the wings pr, this occurred.

Cheridan's snowflake character. Nisc-Chan the half angel

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 6:21 am**

End my suffering

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 8:06 am**

When they added the Lizards I did not speak up for I was not a Lizard. When they added the Catgirls I did not speak up because I was not a Catgirl. And then they added the Edgy Snowflakes, and my voice could no longer be heard.

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2016 7:30 pm**

Anonmare wrote:When they added the Lizards I did not speak up for I was not a Lizard. When they added the Catgirls I did not speak up because I was not a Catgirl. And then they added the Edgy Snowflakes, and my voice could no longer be heard.

make snowflake sprites and spawn them on top of edgelords

Posted: **Tue May 10, 2016 10:17 am**

Nice anti-blob emitter setup by me and some dude in RD's hardsuit

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2016 6:48 am**

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2016 7:36 am**

If only all furries knew their place like Poly does.

Posted: **Sat May 14, 2016 9:39 am**

Poly's a birdfag, not a furry.

Make the distinction, birds are pretty cool.

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2016 12:52 pm**

Yet another Nazi Tesla

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sun May 15, 2016 1:30 pm**

Anonmare wrote:Yet another Nazi Tesla
Spoiler:

You missed the Nazi Ministation Command Room.

Posted: **Tue May 17, 2016 5:14 pm**

Today in cult:

Nar-Sie + CMO Office + Cat Breeding like they're bleeding rabbits = Catsplosion.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 5:39 am**

Alipheese wrote: You missed the Nazi Ministation Command Room.

Wait what.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 7:51 am**

DemonFiren wrote:
Alipheese wrote: You missed the Nazi Ministation Command Room.
Wait what.

Justeazia, Mateo and someone else were making an extention off the construction area at arrivals. made a ministation with everything possible. the tiles were a swatsika and I was their little thief stealing everything i could for them.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 9:58 pm**

After a long shift of extended, the ship was hit by an iceberg out of nowhere. There was no time to turn the station and it tore a hole in the departures lounge. There was little time. The station started taking on space at a alarming rate. Red alert was declared and most of the lifeboats escape pods launched as soon as they were able. Creaky noises and alarms were blaring and the ship station lost all power and lights. This was blasting in the background as the last lifeboat escape shuttle docked. The surviving crew managed to drill through the iceberg and make it to safety. Only 6 managed to evacuate on a crew of 40.

Posted: **Wed May 18, 2016 10:02 pm**

haha that's fucking great, sad that i missed it

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 5:33 am**

it does double damage

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 1:37 pm**

Took me two reads but that is actually hilarious

Posted: **Thu May 19, 2016 2:31 pm**

They told me I couldn't make a 30-energy ball Tesla.

I proved them wrong.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 5:21 pm**

absolute madman

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 7:22 pm**

All the screenshots. All of them.

And by 'all' I mean 'a general cross-section of the actual total'. I only wish I'd started taking them sooner, back when things were even more different than today. I was expecting to see less plasma fires and station destruction as time rolled on, but... not really? I mean, it still happens a bunch now, I dunno.

And all those fucking custom ships. All of them. Wasn't no 'import template' command back then, it was a pipe-dream we talked about as we toiled for upwards of a literal hour just to make a shuttle while everyone in the round bitched about getting bored, then let the singulo out to render it all truly pointless- ahem.

I still remembered a lot of this stuff but some of it had totally slipped my mind, which is probably understandable. Anyhow, almost every image has some kind of context, story behind it, thing you can discern by looking at the details, etc. "Why is the clown cuffed? Why is that door bolted?" SS13 has that quality of generating endless stories about That Round Where X happened, from admin fuckery, to actual trials(!), to players renovating the brig with new floors, to that time somebody made a Nazi sign in paint in Escape, to Plasma Flood 573. All part of the beautiful tapestry of TG.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2016 11:46 pm**

RIP AND TEAR

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 1:20 am**

Sidon wrote:I was allowed to test out some surgery in the thunderdome, I made a xeno-human hybrid. After I was transferred into it I was pretty much a queen. The burster became a hunter, but I'm sure you can have double "queens" if you're able to get your hands on a dead one. Good luck doing this out of a controlled environment though.

Of course you were.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 11:24 am**

Hibbles wrote:All the screenshots. All of them.

Timeless treasure!

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2016 11:14 pm**

Hibbles wrote:All the screenshots. All of them.

And by 'all' I mean 'a general cross-section of the actual total'. I only wish I'd started taking them sooner, back when things were even more different than today. I was expecting to see less plasma fires and station destruction as time rolled on, but... not really? I mean, it still happens a bunch now, I dunno.

And all those fucking custom ships. All of them. Wasn't no 'import template' command back then, it was a pipe-dream we talked about as we toiled for upwards of a literal hour just to make a shuttle while everyone in the round bitched about getting bored, then let the singulo out to render it all truly pointless- ahem.

I still remembered a lot of this stuff but some of it had totally slipped my mind, which is probably understandable. Anyhow, almost every image has some kind of context, story behind it, thing you can discern by looking at the details, etc. "Why is the clown cuffed? Why is that door bolted?" SS13 has that quality of generating endless stories about That Round Where X happened, from admin fuckery, to actual trials(!), to players renovating the brig with new floors, to that time somebody made a Nazi sign in paint in Escape, to Plasma Flood 573. All part of the beautiful tapestry of TG.

>that first one with the AI core under the bridge
we should move the AI back here again some day, if only for a little while

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2016 2:19 am**

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