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Posted: **Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:08 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

miners not waiting for other miners to launch the shuttle, especially at roundstart, and especially especially if they didnt even bother to grab the free silver before launching within 10 seconds of spawning

Posted: **Sun Jan 29, 2017 9:26 pm**

trampling is retarded

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:52 am**

geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded

tripping should be removed from it but joan's stubborn

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:03 am**

Bolien wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
danno wrote:I really hate when I'm taking a drink and I jerk off and I wipe it off in the cup and I go to take a drink and there's a LITTLE SOMETHIN' EXTRA
Every one of your posts is like a little nugget of knowledge.
Except for the STUPID FUCKING SHIT HE ATE THREAD I FUCKING HATE THAT THREAD
same
Same
Same.

Now that I think about it danno I've forgot most of the things you have eaten would you remind us please?

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:43 am**

Cease

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:08 am**

Qbopper wrote: No offense, but what do you want? After that ban I made I'm making an effort to actively warn people ahead of time for poor behaviour, if it gets out of hand I want to start handing out bans to shitty players, but do you just expect people to revive you because you got meme'd by a shitty sec player? If we did that someone else would ask for it too, and then where is the line drawn

So you'll intervene on the meta level to ban people and leave their braindead body to stand in the halls while greyshirts steal their ID and equipment but reviving someone who is, by your metrics, the victim of banworthy bullshit is TOO FAR, SLIPPERY SLOPE, MY IMMERSION

Just add a button that awards a one round one time respawn token, allow them to come back under a different name or something, or have a cent-com pardon come down from on high, add their genetic IDs to the cloner remotely as part of that process... Anything, otherwise essentially the griefing party succeeds regardless of what happens since none of their actions will actually be undone, once they fuck you, you're fucked.

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:17 am**

I mean no offense but shit and death happens dude.

There's ghost roles and rounds don't last (afaik) more than 45 minutes

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:43 am**

PKPenguin321 wrote:
geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded
tripping should be removed from it but joan's stubborn

i'm actually okay with it. If there's bodies in the hallway then the janitor isn't doing their job enough.

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:00 pm**

geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded

why not make an actual complaint about it instead of going to the pet peeve thread

pet peeve: people doing that shit right there

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:43 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded
why not make an actual complaint about it instead of going to the pet peeve thread

pet peeve: people doing that shit right there

everyone knows it, and im too lazy

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:43 pm**

geilebeer wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded
why not make an actual complaint about it instead of going to the pet peeve thread

pet peeve: people doing that shit right there
everyone knows it, and im too lazy

pet peeve: this shit

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:55 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
geilebeer wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded
why not make an actual complaint about it instead of going to the pet peeve thread

pet peeve: people doing that shit right there
everyone knows it, and im too lazy
pet peeve: this shit

ok, I get it, you got a hard on for trampling

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:41 pm**

geilebeer wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
geilebeer wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
geilebeer wrote:trampling is retarded
why not make an actual complaint about it instead of going to the pet peeve thread

pet peeve: people doing that shit right there
everyone knows it, and im too lazy
pet peeve: this shit
ok, I get it, you got a hard on for trampling

pet peeve: my nose itches but I'm too busy to scratch it

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:31 pm**

Peeve: Quote trees

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:33 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:Peeve: Quote trees

Posted: **Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:10 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Peeve: Quote trees

peeve: being left out of jokes

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:15 pm**

If there's a doctor standing next to a prone person, 99/100 times you should leave them the fuck alone, and that includes shoving.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:19 pm**

Assholes smashing in medbay windows because "I need a patch for my booboo." Chemists exist for a reason. Doctors exist for a reason. Sleepers don't require exhausting medkits. Stop being dumb. aaaaaaaaaa

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:27 pm**

chemists exist for a reason, you are right, if the fridge isn't stocked thats a perfect excuse to do it the untrusting way, otherwise show no mercy.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:00 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:Chemists exist for a reason

You know what
Fuck you chemists.

I've been playing for too long to take your shit acting so god damn entitled over a machine I can take in 5 seconds vs waiting for you cucks to come out of maint. just to wait another 3 minutes with some roleplaying idiot who won't give me my unstable mutagen for botany unless I return some dumb meme flirt.

People want to talk shit about removing secborgs but can't remove the biggest cancer of all, chemists who have autistic fits because someone can dispense chemicals faster than them.
You stupid Breaking Bad roleplayers have got me killed, got my co-workers killed, had me leave botany and wait 10 minutes for 90u of unstable mutagen and come back to it either on fire, broken into, or exploded, sometimes all at once.

If I had any role in gameplay mechanics, I'd remove you and replace you for an authorized lock system on the chem dispensers so we could have more room for cloning or medkits.

I'll never not break into chemistry if I don't see anyone in there.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:02 pm**

A3STH3T1CS wrote:acting so god damn entitled over a machine

I've never once had an issue with giving departments the things they need from chem but this line here is too much of an amazing gem to let it slide.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:04 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:
A3STH3T1CS wrote:acting so god damn entitled over a machine
I've never once had an issue with giving departments the things they need from chem but this line here is too much of an amazing gem to let it slide.

Botany can replace medbay entirely. Your absent point can't disturb me.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:56 am**

Wordless greytide. It's one thing to cluck around because then at least it's flavor. If I wanted nameless hostiles flying at me from second zero I'd play a single player game.

When people can't cooperate as departments/others. I know it's partially a meme but it's also 'Who here isn't socially disabled?' When all the namedboys are pissing in eachothers shoes and trying to build one man do-it-all bunkers in a 10-80 player experience.

I also can't decide whose on the Ligger joke for the memes and who is actually projecting some honest unresolved OOC issues. When someone's marching behind you spamming FILTHY FUCKING LIGGERS and blowing 10 minutes vehemently spamming trip/punch on me I stop having a giggle and start wondering if their stepdad is black.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:59 am**

YBS wrote:When someone's marching behind you spamming FILTHY FUCKING LIGGERS and blowing 10 minutes vehemently spamming trip/punch on me I stop having a giggle and start wondering if their stepdad is black.

I almost had a "if i was an admin" moment, thankfully I pulled out.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:16 am**

A3STH3T1CS wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
A3STH3T1CS wrote:acting so god damn entitled over a machine
I've never once had an issue with giving departments the things they need from chem but this line here is too much of an amazing gem to let it slide.
Botany can replace medbay entirely. Your absent point can't disturb me.

People who think this.

You can mass produce basic healing chems, and please do! Just ask for your chems and/or chemmaster. Or break in from the interior side so you don't let everyone have access to cfl3 because you wanted a machine.

You can't make a sleeper. Or Cryo. And you don't have a surgery table. And if someone needs healing you don't currently have, it takes you longer to make it.

If the chemists are being bitches get a borg or AI to let you in the nice way, don't break my medbay to get yourself mutagen.

And they're entitled to it because it's literally their machine.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 9:05 am**

A3STH3T1CS wrote:I am literally triggered by having to interact with other people in this game about having to interact with other people any one of whom could be the secret traitor and for all they know you're the traitor too

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:42 pm**

YBS wrote: I also can't decide whose on the Ligger joke for the memes and who is actually projecting some honest unresolved OOC issues. When someone's marching behind you spamming FILTHY FUCKING LIGGERS and blowing 10 minutes vehemently spamming trip/punch on me I stop having a giggle and start wondering if their stepdad is black.

> It's a "Ligger gets butthurt" episode
You've picked the inferior race, deal with it.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:44 pm**

cedarbridge wrote:Assholes smashing in medbay windows because "I need a patch for my booboo." Chemists exist for a reason. Doctors exist for a reason. Sleepers don't require exhausting medkits. Stop being dumb. aaaaaaaaaa

I've stopped playing a lot of CMO but if I go back I'm going to just fucking start baton+dragging people out for this

STOP FUCKING STEALING THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES YOU JUST WALKED PAST A DOCTOR AND TWO SLEEPERS AND YOU ARE ACTUAL HUMAN GARBAGE IRL

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:57 pm**

This is why I've set Medsec as priority.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:55 pm**

Screemonster wrote:autistic scree'ing

botany eats up enough of my time getting the essential data discs, i don't even need R&D to upgrade it because once I have gaia most things go 100% anyway with my diathlamine double diet

and i like my chems specific too, they gotta be in 40-50u pills, if you give me a whole bottle full i'll suck your dick

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:36 pm**

I always get a sinking feeling when I see that a dispenser has been removed, regardless of which job I'm doing. I guess it counts as a peeve since I'm posting here.

I appreciate that it can be frustrating if no one is around to dole out mutagen, or they're busy, or they're new and agonise about handing out hazardous chemicals before eventually making you thirty units. The good news is that with an understanding of the basic foundations of spess botany you don't need mutagen to get things rolling these days.
First off, you will need to unlock your vendors and start some glowshrooms growing. Improving the yield is desirable since R&D will most likely want a couple in due course, but either way you should start them early given their lengthy maturation time.
Examine a bottle of Left4Zed and you will learn that it "causes significant mutations in plants". It does so at the point of harvest, so set three packs of pumpkin seeds to Production Speed 1 and plant them in Left4Zed. Numerous plants offer this trait, such as wheat or potatoes. Don't bother with changing anything else.
There are lots of things you could be doing in the short time it should take to yield results; most labs benefit from some careful rearranging of their trays, optimised melons will keep you in food, biomass and emergency compost, buffing the yield of replica pod seeds will let you start stockpiling them in case cloning goes down, and so forth. Once you get blumpkin and glowshroom seeds the rest should be self explanatory.
If a chemist served you quickly and you got a lucky mutation right off the bat, then you might produce mutagen blumpkins a bit faster than if you follow this method. But averaged over a number of rounds this will give you more dependable success.

Let's say you've decided to breed toxin-consuming transparent light-emitting kudzu, and you need a good supply of phenol and sterilizine. Why not ask the science department to make you a portable dispenser in exchange for the plants you should be developing for them?

One chemist can quickly deplete a dispenser over the course of stocking up medbay, so having the other sitting mostly idle in another department can impair the station. And that's without considering the probability that another chemist will arrive.
While it is to be hoped that a redundant chemist would not share the lack of concern for others demonstrated by a kleptomaniac pseudo-botanist, they might feel the need to express their frustrations without giving due consideration to any other current or potential users of the Hydroponics lab. Heaven forbid that they

Take two large beakers.
Make 100 units of fluorosulphuric acid in beaker 1, decant 25 units into beaker 2, then top up beaker 1 with water.
Make 25 units of fluorosurfactant in beaker 2, then top it up with sulphuric acid.
because the ensuing foam would destroy any and all hydroponic trays that it touched, along with the plants contained within.

It is a fact that Hydroponics takes time to blossom into its full glory, and that you will often find yourself denied this opportunity by a fourth consecutive engine containment failure. The only time I think I would consider asking for a chemistry dispenser would be when there was a critical threat to the station that necessitated the swift production and dissemination of explosives, such as a declaration of war from nuke ops or rampant ragin' mages.

I hope that botanists will come to take pride in their knowledge of the potential of the tools designated to them, and demonstrate the patience that their craft has traditionally required. Then the notion of a chemist returning from setting up cryo to find their lab vandalised might be consigned to the past.

Well, that was cathartic, thanks. I'll go now.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:47 pm**

stop ordering alternate shuttles until we properly address their mortality rates please

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:15 pm**

IcePacks wrote:Creating stupid, lethal situations for fun is bad, stop doing that

Am I in the alternate universe right now?

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:10 pm**

it's not funny to watch other people get away with murdering large swaths of the crew as captain

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:57 pm**

how can you ascertain mortality rates without ordering them, phillip j. pax

on topic: lizard

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:29 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:Assholes smashing in medbay windows because "I need a patch for my booboo." Chemists exist for a reason. Doctors exist for a reason. Sleepers don't require exhausting medkits. Stop being dumb. aaaaaaaaaa
I've stopped playing a lot of CMO but if I go back I'm going to just fucking start baton+dragging people out for this

STOP FUCKING STEALING THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES YOU JUST WALKED PAST A DOCTOR AND TWO SLEEPERS AND YOU ARE ACTUAL HUMAN GARBAGE IRL

One time I was a doctor and the HoP ran into medbay with like 3 brute. He stopped and said "I hope you don't mind if I take some medkits just in case." I told him I would greatly prefer if he didn't do that. "Too bad, I'm doing it anyways and if you stop me I'll shoot you."

Peeved me right off. I think I ended up getting shot in the process of morphining and beating him.

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:45 pm**

To be honest, one of these days I'm just gonna take the medkits and put them in the medical locker and only tell the other MDs where they are. I'm so sick of seeing people smash the window to get at the medkits when there's a perfectly functional sleeper and an idle doc right next to one another. Or hell, ask the AI to do it.

STOP USING MY PATCHES FOR YOUR MINOR BRUISES. YOU ARE THE DIRT YOU ARE THE PIG SMELL FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU CAN LIVE YOU CAN LIVE ONLY IN ZOO YOU ARE LOWER THAN SHEEP YOU WILL NEVER BEAT MEDBIA

Posted: **Thu Feb 02, 2017 10:53 pm**

Anonmare wrote:To be honest, one of these days I'm just gonna take the medkits and put them in the medical locker and only tell the other MDs where they are. I'm so sick of seeing people smash the window to get at the medkits when there's a perfectly functional sleeper and an idle doc right next to one another. Or hell, ask the AI to do it.

STOP USING MY PATCHES FOR YOUR MINOR BRUISES. YOU ARE THE DIRT YOU ARE THE PIG SMELL FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU CAN LIVE YOU CAN LIVE ONLY IN ZOO YOU ARE LOWER THAN SHEEP YOU WILL NEVER BEAT MEDBIA

This is part of the reason I kinda like the new(er) medchems. If you're making the fancy high-end stuff, they're literally only useful if the patient is already in super bad shape and their OD punishments are fairly severe. So when the dickass assistant runs up with 10 brute and eats the whole fridge of silicyclic acid patches I get to go back to carpeting the lab while he dies outside my window.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:57 am**

I've started batonning and forcibly sleepering people who run past me and the sleepers to steal supplies the storage room. It's proven quite effective.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 8:18 pm**

I've started being healed with morphine when I try to ask doctors to use a sleeper since goofchem was added mate fuck you bring back ez cryo

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 9:48 pm**

When doctors don't do their job even though youve been screaming at them you need blood for ten minutes then get mad when you go get it yourself.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:11 pm**

> Chaplain steals captain's access
> Also, hand teleporter
> Also, RD's armor
> Also, guns from security
> Resists arrest
> Shoots security with lethals
> Is eventually shot dead
> Five minutes later
> BWOINK
> "Insane, a chaplain adminhelped. He says he dindu nuffin and was just going to the local homeless shelter with a bag of skittles when you shot him in cold blood. Why would you kill such a good boy?"

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:26 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:> Chaplain steals captain's access
> Also, hand teleporter
> Also, RD's armor
> Also, guns from security
> Resists arrest
> Shoots security with lethals
> Is eventually shot dead
> Five minutes later
> BWOINK
> "Insane, a chaplain adminhelped. He says he dindu nuffin and was just going to the local homeless shelter with a bag of skittles when you shot him in cold blood. Why would you kill such a good boy?"

thats actually really funny and i always get a good laugh once the admin says i did nothing wrong.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:23 am**

InsaneHyena wrote:> Chaplain steals captain's access
> Also, hand teleporter
> Also, RD's armor
> Also, guns from security
> Resists arrest
> Shoots security with lethals
> Is eventually shot dead
> Five minutes later
> BWOINK
> "Insane, a chaplain adminhelped. He says he dindu nuffin and was just going to the local homeless shelter with a bag of skittles when you shot him in cold blood. Why would you kill such a good boy?"

I think admins usually ask for both sides before checking logs

It makes it all the sweeter when the admin is like "oh shit" and says that you're good lol

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:05 am**

Doctor Pork wrote:When doctors don't do their job even though youve been screaming at them you need blood for ten minutes then get mad when you go get it yourself.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:23 am**

when my fellow ops decide to plasma flood

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:46 am**

Doctor Pork wrote:when my fellow ops decide to plasma flood

i'll admit to it

I DID IT

I'M SORRY

I FUCKED EVERYONE

IT WAS ME

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:38 pm**

Armhulen wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:when my fellow ops decide to plasma flood
i'll admit to it

I DID IT

I'M SORRY

I FUCKED EVERYONE

IT WAS ME

It's ok.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:55 pm**

> Birdboat
> Grey tide immediately decides that lynching the command and assaulting sec is acceptable

Go fuck your mothers.

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:02 pm**

Doctor Pork wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:when my fellow ops decide to plasma flood
i'll admit to it

I DID IT

I'M SORRY

I FUCKED EVERYONE

IT WAS ME

It's ok.

When you leave the Syndicate shuttle and immediately get transformed into a monkey in the middle of space by a magicarp that is literally just a screen outside (in this round, where your allies burn out the area with the disk in it and the Syndrone shoots up the shuttle instead of helping).

Posted: **Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:07 pm**

InsaneHyena wrote:> Birdboat
> Grey tide immediately decides that lynching the command and assaulting sec is acceptable

Go fuck your mothers.

>cant handle inevitable birdboat graytsunami

its a map feature at this point since it straight up doesnt have a bunch of jobs, fortifacation of restricted areas is lax AT BEST, and a bunch of stuff doesnt actually work

AnonymousNow wrote:
When you leave the Syndicate shuttle and immediately get transformed into a monkey in the middle of space by a magicarp that is literally just a screen outside (in this round, where your allies burn out the area with the disk in it and the Syndrone shoots up the shuttle instead of helping).

as soon as i saw redfish I booked it, i got hit with a bolt of door creation and dodged TWO bolts of death coming around south solars

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