/tg/Station 13

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I speedcooked nitrous oxide via a lighter once while next to a scientist.

We were in pieces and I copped a bwoinked. I explained that it was an honest mistake and I didn't notice the detonation temperature but I felt really shitty about it. Basically I don't use speed cooking on shit anymore unless I'm 100% certain it has no detonation point. I am also meticulous about beaker temperature and don't even trust stabilizating agent to keep me safe. That is the REAL danger of chem and I've also accidentally blown myself and others to pieces making black powder without care for beaker temperature.

That said, it is fun to use pyronades for instant detonations for stuff like meth and nitrous by having the chem mix in the grenade.

Taking a shower with my clothes on.

Blood brothers. I managed to kill both targets, but I felt so shitty killing them. One of them was a jani who upon being borged was very happy to be able to clean more efficiently though. That helped to ease the guilt, lmao.
I almost got caught a few times, so it was kinda clutch as well.

Helping other players have fun at my expense.

Accidentally opening the Engineering plasma canister.

And then accidentally setting fire to it.

Which prevented access to the SM.

Which was also delaminating.

Which resulted in a shuttle call.


It wasn't a good round for me. The only good thing was that there were no admins around to see how retarded I was in that instant.

Maxcapping Brig without getting caught

A loong time ago there was a total bro bartender who I was friends with the whole round, when I decided I wanted to try becoming a slime. I talked with him in his backroom, gave him my stuff, and injected the oil extract.
Turns out oil extracts and black extracts are different things. The explosion killed us both.
The worst part is that he completely forgave me.

Stealing peoples shoes and then licking their hot, sweaty feet.

BGObandit unfortunately bwoinked me

I started as Richard Stallman the curator and began the "Free Station Foundation" (FSF for short) in order to give crew members freedom and privacy. Improved privacy by removing cameras. Indoctrinated more people into my not-cult to remove cameras. Rioted outside of administration to make the AI open source. Fought a half nude greyshirt who promised to join my not-cult if I won. Won. Photocopied hundreds of political cartoons and began throwing them in people's faces. pAI helped throw more pamphlets at people.

so much trolling & some minor rule breakage with no a-pings, i feel like i got lucky.

Pranking people by sleepypen-injecting them with 7u bathsalts dissolved in whiskey as a non antag.

I felt so bad and paranoid about getting bwoinked after i gave myself a dose and found out it gave me like 5 brain traumas.

I spent the rest of the round making neurine and mannitol for the people, no one suspected me.

The next i used my newfound knowledge to kill two murderboning traitors with 10u bathsalt syringes.

Reviving a semi Dead thread

Buckshotting the captain to death as warden.

I have context I swear!