/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:27 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

turns out he was a revolutionary and had a maxcap bomb implanted into his body

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:40 pm**

>lmao ic
I sure hope someone got bwoinked, any less would offend my autism.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:19 pm**

I did it all basically by myself. Rate my autism fort.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2016 10:12 pm**

Not an actual fort, just a containment room, and not even in a secluded hidden area of the station so you won't have to put up with normies.
Also, no lathe.
3/10 at least it has a cloner.

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:13 pm**

2/10
Super lame, you made some machines and call that an autism fort?

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:21 am**

When cloning isn't fast enough and you just so happen to have a fully augmented monkey human laying about.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:47 am**

Can augmented monkeys still ventcrawl?

If they can something I've always wanted to see a roboticist do is fully augment monkies, give them a chainsaw arm, then pop people's brains in them, then send them around to murder everything.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:50 am**

Zilenan91 wrote:Can augmented monkeys still ventcrawl?
If they can something I've always wanted to see a roboticist do is fully augment monkies, give them a chainsaw arm, then pop people's brains in them, then send them around to murder everything.

TankNut wrote: When cloning isn't fast enough and you just so happen to have a fully augmented monkey human laying about.

TankNut wrote: a fully augmented monkey human laying about.

TankNut wrote: augmented monkey human

TankNut wrote: monkey human

TankNut wrote: human

also the plural of monkey is monkeys, not monkies, because english.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:57 am**

Zilenan91 wrote:Can augmented monkeys still ventcrawl?

If they can something I've always wanted to see a roboticist do is fully augment monkies, give them a chainsaw arm, then pop people's brains in them, then send them around to murder everything.

I still need an answer to my question

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:59 am**

No, you need to realise that your question is wrong.
Reread TankNut's post, and my sarcastic breakdown of it.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:00 am**

I'm talking about augmented MONKEYS, not monkeys turned into humans. Like, if I lop of all a monkey's limbs and replace them with cybneretics and then lop off its arm and replace the primate's arm with a chainsaw, will it still be able to ventcrawl

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:02 am**

There is no such THING as augmented monkeys, they cannot be augmented, chainsaw arm or regular, that's why I pinpointed HUMAN.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:03 am**

I've done it before though, I replaced all of a monkey with cyborg limbs. I just never got a player into it.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:05 am**

Not on tg you haven't.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:08 am**

I did, I took screenshots of it and put them on the forums somewhere, but I can't remember what thread they're buried in.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:11 am**

Listen, I wrote our augmentation+dismemberment systems, Monkeys are 100% incompatible with both, they lack the sprites to be dismember-able or augmented, and are thus prevented from being aug'd/dismembered by code.

Posted: **Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:36 am**

You know looking at that screenshot, a fully augged Human looks like a cyborg from Goon but gun metal grey. Bit weird 'innit?

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:32 am**

CobbDropsMelodicTranceAlbumCover.png

No seriously, what causes this?

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 6:07 am**

So the base building area.

Spoiler:

This is what I got done before the captain stabbed me for taking too long.

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2016 8:43 pm**

Admins got bored

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon Aug 01, 2016 9:51 am**

>not disabling cortana
Haram.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:34 am**

DemonFiren wrote:>not disabling cortana
Haram.

>using windows 10 at all

haram

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:20 am**

Drynwyn wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:>not disabling cortana
Haram.
>using windows 10 at all

haram

>Using computers

Haram.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:30 am**

This donut caused the lag that brought sybil to a standstill.

really makes you think

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 2:34 am**

A few months ago the engineers messed up in a way I had never seen before.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:32 am**

Nrsw wrote:A few months ago the engineers messed up in a way I had never seen before.
Spoiler:

My god. That image got better the longer I looked at it.
"Oh, the Tesla is free."
"Oh,it's outside an active containment."
"Oh, there's an engineers trapped INSIDE the active containment."

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:23 am**

It's surprising that RnD hasn't found a way to harness stupidity concerning the amount that usually exerts from engineering would be enough to put the singularity to shame.

Posted: **Thu Aug 04, 2016 4:34 am**

I set out on a mission.

To get at least one megafauna in station when doable.

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 9:34 pm**

Using PKpenguin's new admin spawned bat for it's intended purpose (not murder)
https://file.house/6dKV.mp4

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:04 pm**

dude that's fucking sick! how did you get a baseball though?

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:04 pm**

PKPenguin321 wrote:dude that's fucking sick! how did you get a baseball though?

90% certain it's a person/some other mob.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:38 am**

Cornered by security metagang. Decapitated.

Risen as Boris Pepper the headless.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:40 am**

Best part about those three sec liggers killing people
>Check chat logs
>No coordination
>PM one asking what chat program they're using
>"Teamspeak... Wait, shit"

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:51 am**

Outstanding.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:14 pm**

Inhand sprites for heads when. It would make the headless gag way more spooky

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:37 pm**

Wyzack wrote:Inhand sprites for heads when. It would make the headless gag way more spooky

Headspikes with metal rods when

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:25 pm**

I think this belongs here.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:43 pm**

I felt justified

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:03 pm**

Dorisdwarf - Sandstorm

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:07 pm**

Screemonster wrote:Dorisdwarf - Sandstorm

Let this meme die.

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 4:20 pm**

And you thought normal Giant Spiders were bad.

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:38 pm**

killerx09 wrote:And you thought normal Giant Spiders were bad.

New lavaland mob?

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:40 pm**

On Yogstation I think.

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:44 pm**

Kor wrote:On Yogstation I think.

Hold the fucking phone.

They have lavaland?

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:48 pm**

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Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:35 pm**

D&B wrote:
Kor wrote:On Yogstation I think.
Hold the fucking phone.

They have lavaland?

They threw out their codebase and started over with /tg/ a couple months back, then started adding their own stuff again.

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:40 pm**

Our miner deathrates are through the roof - Assassinate Miner objectives essentially complete themselves.

Additionally, our coders have been trying to stop our miners from killing themselves.

While studying the biology of slain Watchers, a Nanotrasen scientist realized
that it should be impossible to freeze to death in the middle of Lavaland. Shortly
thereafter, all Watchers in Lavaland switched to firing organic darts filled
with a natural muscle relaxant.

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:43 pm**

i made a conveyor belt and the clown was stepping on his horns nearby. we quickly realized we could combine the two and one thing led to another and we did this:
[youtube]RH9WBjMhZ44[/youtube] (direct link)

eventually somebody threw a plasma fire bomb at us and we all died but kept honking anyways. also admins spawned us an immovable golden bike horn. was fun

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2016 4:14 pm**

It's the smalls things that keep me going

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2016 10:23 pm**

GET US OFF THE HUB.

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2016 11:51 pm**

>only 94
nice

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