/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:33 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

If you crash land a plane and you and a guy with no feeling or nerves in his legs live, is it more of less evil to wait until he's alseep and then eat his legs than simple cannibalism?

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:40 pm**

Reece wrote:If you crash land a plane and you and a guy with no feeling or nerves in his legs live, is it more of less evil to wait until he's alseep and then eat his legs than simple cannibalism?

Providing he doesn't notice, build a deep fryer first and sandwich his grilled legs between two loafs of ash bread (weeds and ash mixed with blood & bones) for maximum consumption

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:45 pm**

you might as well kill him, if you eat his legs he'll die of shock anyways

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 10:46 pm**

kill and then eat him entirely i mean

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:46 pm**

Thanks for the fast replies.

Next question, what's the best way to painlessly kill a disabled man with a satellite laptop without breaking the laptop?

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 12:49 pm**

If this is still the plane crash, don't use the laptop, use part of the wreckage.
Or a rock.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:48 pm**

A Nokia phone should do the job well enough.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:47 pm**

There is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for them. You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track. You have two options:

Do nothing, and the trolley kills the five people on the main track.
Pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person.
Which is the most ethical choice?

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:57 pm**

Switching the tracks when the train is halfway across.
That way, you can get the highest K/D ratio via multi-track drifting

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:59 pm**

Jump onto the train, screaming 'WITNESS ME!' at the top of your lungs.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:21 pm**

Is the one person black

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:27 pm**

Throw yourself onto the tracks so that your mangled corpse might buffer to slow down the train when it collides into the 5 people in the hopes that someone will survive.

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:10 pm**

Ahelp the train for random murder as non antag

Posted: **Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:19 pm**

Ask the train nicely to stop.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:59 am**

you guys are philosophising like babies

watch this

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:52 am**

ez pz

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:19 am**

Screemonster wrote:you guys are philosophising like babies

watch this

According to math, the best strategy would be to not pull the lever unless you are only minimizing the deaths of your loved ones and you know the person at the other lever wants to minimize total deaths.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:24 am**

Pull the lever Kronk

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:56 am**

Anonmare wrote:Pull the lever Kronk

i respect you

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2017 5:11 pm**

eh, nothing

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 2:59 am**

Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Pull the lever Kronk
i respect you

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:21 pm**

Qbopper wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Pull the lever Kronk
i respect you

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:21 pm**

What the fuck is Agent B?

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 6:37 pm**

DemonFiren wrote:What the fuck is Agent B?

Proof that you've code dived trying to do toxins.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:02 pm**

Nabski wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:What the fuck is Agent B?
Proof that you've code dived trying to do toxins.

Now I'm just curious.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:05 pm**

Nabski wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:What the fuck is Agent B?
Proof that you've code dived trying to do toxins.

Actually, no. I was going to spawn some pressure tanks into my test server and noticed one named "Oxygen Agent B".
The old as fuck sprite makes me assume it's something that never really got finished.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:12 pm**

It's an unfinished/unimplemented gas. Here's an old thead with someone asking about it:
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=4422.

I checked the code and for some reason it is supposed to react with hot CO2 to make oxygen.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:16 pm**

Sounds like something designed to pipe into a plasma fire to make the air semi-breathable again.

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:46 pm**

It also had the highest specific heat before freon came and meme'd it out of the park with 2000. That's the real reason it's so effective for fixing a semi-fucked engine.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:24 pm**

How do you inject people as a PAI in a medibot? You'd think clicking on them would do it, but it only says a TTS line.

Posted: **Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:29 pm**

AnonymousNow wrote:How do you inject people as a PAI in a medibot? You'd think clicking on them would do it, but it only says a TTS line.

It depends on how you are set. pAI still are restricted by the health threshold that non-pAI medibots have.

I imagine if someone emagged a pAI controlled medibot it wouldnt have to worry about the health threshold.

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:28 pm**

If you buy a syndicate encryption key, can people adjacent to you hear you have additional radio channels?

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:52 pm**

They shouldn't be able to, I'm almost certain syndi-keys were designed with the intent of not being able to be eavesdropped on by someone standing next to you.

An interesting thing to note is that there is two unused encryption keys in the game. Standard keys, which you used to need to speak on common, and the robotics encryption key which gives you science and engineering radio channels

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:04 pm**

Dr_bee wrote:health threshold

I tried it on a variety of people, ranging from fully healthy to missing an arm. The only difference was that the healthy peoples' TTS lines were along the lines of "all patched up".

Another question: is the wrecked mech shuttle able to fly? I've never got to it to try, and nobody ever visits it since it hasn't got, like, a Phazon or something. You'd think that, with an engine and a console on it, it could fly to station space.

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:08 pm**

Shuttles need a landmark to be able to move to that location. You can actually interact with them ingame as an admin if you know the exact tile they're on

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:10 pm**

Lazengann wrote:If you buy a syndicate encryption key, can people adjacent to you hear you have additional radio channels?

I think you can't hear anyone's radio headset, syndie or not

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:33 pm**

Nah when you stand next to someone you can hear their radio. I was wondering if the syndie key was different.

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:06 pm**

Anonmare wrote:Shuttles need a landmark to be able to move to that location. You can actually interact with them ingame as an admin if you know the exact tile they're on

I hope that shuttles and shuttle-like objects being repaired and sent to station space is an option in the future.

Another question. Is there a way to clear lava? The traditional way is using an RCD, but that's just been patched (?) out; you'd figure that with enough ashsand that you could make a basalt floor tile.

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:45 pm**

AnonymousNow wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Shuttles need a landmark to be able to move to that location. You can actually interact with them ingame as an admin if you know the exact tile they're on
I hope that shuttles and shuttle-like objects being repaired and sent to station space is an option in the future.

Another question. Is there a way to clear lava? The traditional way is using an RCD, but that's just been patched (?) out; you'd figure that with enough ashsand that you could make a basalt floor tile.

Carpet smoke used to work, don't know if it still does.

Posted: **Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:50 pm**

Next gas question, what does volatile fuel do?
Because it doesn't seem to burn.

Posted: **Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:54 pm**

it increases the temperature of existing fires.
the reaction is oxygen + volatile fuel = hotter flame.

Posted: **Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:04 pm**

So it's more of an accelerant.

Should probably experiment with putting some of this in a turbine mix.

Posted: **Mon Jul 24, 2017 2:05 pm**

accelerant is a good term for it, yes.

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:08 pm**

All right, next is poisonous shit.

My go-to kill mix for syringes contains toxin, plasma, lexorin, cyanide, mutagen, heparin, formaldehyde, sulfuric, fluorosulfuric, and fluorine.
A single syringe of this crits in 15 seconds and can be made without leaving medbay.
Is there any way to decrease this time without traitor items?

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:12 pm**

Xenobio can give you frost oil and slime toxin (if not outright dangerous shit like plasmaman or black slime toxin), and with a little rnd you can make chem dispensers for the rest.

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:15 pm**

Fun fact: Slime (not slimeperson) Advanced Mutation toxin plus a potion of docility is a really effective way of killing someone

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:58 pm**

You can use some toxin to make weed killer, pest killer and plant-b-gone. I also generally add some neurotoxin, as in the chemical; you can cut out the long heating time by adding 5 units each of chlorine and fluorine.
The initial stun from injected miner's salve and the illusion of health it provides could make it a worthwhile addition.

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:53 pm**

A little over simplistic, but could you double tap someone with a syringe of water and a syringe of potassium for the classic blast?

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:11 pm**

MimicFaux wrote:A little over simplistic, but could you double tap someone with a syringe of water and a syringe of potassium for the classic blast?

Theoretically doable but it wouldn't be an amazingly large blast. You'd blow their socks off though. You'd probably get a blast worth mentioning if you force-fed them potassium and water pills but that has the downside of putting you in harm's way.

I'd recommend doubletapping with the components of a meth explosion to get a much bigger boom when they mix inside the person's body

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:33 pm**

Personally I'd prefer double-tapping with nitroglycerin components.
Bonus point in that these components are damaging anyway.

Posted: **Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:38 pm**

I mean,if you have the ability and time to make nitroglycerin in any significant amount, you could probably just make a bomb core from plasteel and stick a couple of beakers of the stuff in it and hit the station with a bomb that's bigger than a maxcap (chem bombs ignore the bomb cap).

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