/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:20 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Gun Hog wrote:We need to do this with catatonic humans!!

Make it so that catatonic humans can, with some encouragement, start walking dizzily in circles (four-tile squares) forever at a slow pace (and also stopped with similar encouragement).

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:05 am**

>be wizard
>set my name to rick and morty copypasta
>this happens

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:10 pm**

CitrusGender wrote:>be wizard
>set my name to rick and morty copypasta
>this happens

Funnly enough Jan's name is taken from R&M

Posted: **Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:16 pm**

Catpeople are, just like their feral counterparts, extremely claustrophobic

Posted: **Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:19 pm**

So how long 'til Kev nerfs lockers?

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2017 8:42 am**

right next to the metastation cloner.

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:01 pm**

>drone

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:11 pm**

bandit wrote:>drone

>anajamois

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:12 pm**

You can just resist out of a wrapped locker, what's the issue

Posted: **Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:38 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:
bandit wrote:>drone
>anajamois

I am surprised it isn't a nsfw imgur link

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:08 pm**

Laser Art Installation inspired by infinite loop someone else posted in this thread.

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:34 pm**

absolute madlad

was this done on the servers or what

how did those poor people get to the shuttle

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:38 pm**

Look to the right. There is an entirely safe path there!

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:02 pm**

Gun Hog wrote:Look to the right. There is an entirely safe path there!

>expecting competence/common sense from filthy non-engi scum

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:13 pm**

>engineering
>competent
maybe
>common sense
no
fuck no
definitely no
most certainly no

engineers are more mad scientist stereotype than actual scientists

Posted: **Tue Sep 26, 2017 8:53 am**

Deitus wrote: was this done on the servers or what

Yes, The captain cut both my arms off for making it and broke it. I rebuilt it.

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:12 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:20 pm**

Context: Successfully deconstructing the entire z-level of Reebe that can be reached by Cogscarab (including the machinery)

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:57 am**

there's only one way to get rid of an unruly catboy

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:44 am**

AnonymousNow wrote:>Lifebringer vault
>One of the other lifebringers makes a gorillion exploding lemons and just leaves them on the floor
>As I'm moving lemons around, one is triggered
>I shit you not, things are still exploding ten minutes later.
>Changelingrain sends me this cap, tells me that's not all of it by a long shot.

img

I hope this was me

Posted: **Sat Sep 30, 2017 7:07 am**

>alphonso runs card game in the thunder dome
>it's cards against humanity
>wearing lovely jabroni outfit
>Invite a few people, special guest being the long lost brother of Ian Smith, John Smith
>John Smith gets drunk as fuck
>somehow uses drunken powers to win card game
>jan declares that we must be metacomming
>gets mad and fucking smashes me with his car

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2017 5:21 am**

>tfw win trophy for being most cozy CE during Rev

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2017 7:08 pm**

"Did you just try to law me into "Killing all niggers?""

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 12:49 pm**

Doomsday door sat

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:01 pm**

Ancient malf strat

Posted: **Wed Oct 04, 2017 1:01 pm**

[youtube]JSUIQgEVDM4[/youtube]

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:23 am**

oh yeah, I never got to post this one

>when the chaplain takes his job too seriously

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:02 pm**

Ian Smith is gay so doesnt that mean he's against god or something

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:18 pm**

Digdugxx wrote:Ian Smith is gay so doesnt that mean he's against god or something

yeah I get 1 brute damage for each second I spend inside the chapel

was pretty harmful tbh

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2017 3:32 pm**

[youtube]RUQlst1CHnY[/youtube]

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:45 pm**

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:[youtube]RUQlst1CHnY[/youtube]

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:42 am**

This meme is getting out of control

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2017 5:50 pm**

That phrase doesnt even make sense in context

Posted: **Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:23 pm**

Togopal wrote:That phrase doesnt even make sense in context

does anything we do on this god damn station make sense in context

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:14 am**

When you're antag and you show up to the round but you realize it's the wrong gamemode

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:57 pm**

welcome to reebe
city of chairs

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:45 pm**

It was slowly getting cold and my hardsuit flew off to space. So all it's missing is a heater in the middle.
Also air wasn't produced fast enough in atmos, and it ran out.

Posted: **Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:04 pm**

The gas in atmos seems to run out a lot faster than it used to. I actually ended up using all the N2O in atmos for the SM without even realising it

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 9:27 am**

I've got a lot, these could be greentext stories but I'm too lazy.

https://feen.us/si8f4dsu.mp4 (many buttons pressed)
https://feen.us/ipdvqmoj.mp4 (Alphonso tempts wizard with "greentext")

(Captain and I are murdered within 10 minutes of the round in the brig, nobody notices for a good 20 minutes)

(Incredibly fast cult round, though alphonso can't seem to tell time correctly)

(AS SEEN IN THE HUT)

oh yeah and I had 4 arms one round

Posted: **Wed Oct 25, 2017 10:16 pm**

Some poor nuke op accidentally X4 bombed himself and another nuke op, leaving the last guy to try to solo the mission.

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:02 am**

I'm not even sure how that happens by accident

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:41 am**

>when hits gets to take bites-the-sheets on a date
>when hits asks for a show

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:45 am**

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 1:19 pm**

Featherfield wrote:[
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

[youtube]VjFyX2sSTGs[/youtube]

The chaplain after that round.

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2017 2:12 am**

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:23 am**

the radiation overhaul was a goddamn mistake

Posted: **Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:04 pm**

Latejoined as ling and the shuttle was past the point of no return.

So, instead I decided to start a school.

Posted: **Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:12 am**

It got even better because we had a cool engineer working on the restaurant to make it better, but we started up a barbeque burger place from just two seeds and the garden.

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Posted: **Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:39 am**

SaveVatznick wrote:
burger chain.png
It got even better because we had a cool engineer working on the restaurant to make it better, but we started up a barbeque burger place from just two seeds and the garden.

pretty paties.png

Oh, hello! Glad you liked the minor restaurant creation, sad I couldn't finish it but I had to do some stuff! D :

Posted: **Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:29 am**

Posted: **Wed Nov 08, 2017 2:39 am**

If you want to slam, then come on and JAM

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