/tg/Station 13

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If you want to slam, then come on and JAM

ive been meaning to upload these for a while so here's a massive dump, ill spoiler them so its not a massive page-eater

captain made a slip carousel with the max potency nanners i made, admins later teleported him on it too for his sins while adding frogs, clown horns, air horns, etc. the frogs ended up attacking and killing us all though. fun with growth serum, bane jokes got old mighty quick though the initial D round from last night yeah selfquoting but i still find it funny so heck you swarmers showing the haters who's boss admins oppressing me during a round where they enabled erp being a dullahan before it was cool with a chill hos giving me a piggyback ride beesting stating an objective truth a glitch in the matrix and the ensuing chaos harold memenson getting his just deserts for his part in the riot above sec didnt like my gas chamber i made hooked up to the atmos plasma tank, they tried various things like throwing a lighter in before one of them inadvertently tried to take down a wall and burnt the shit out of escape. no pic of the aftermath unfortunately ratty vs narnar, with ratty showing his one weakness to almighty freon round where everyone got star wars speedbike things, ayy queen has one here harambe and i getting ready to fuck up the station as flukes, him with my desword me during the infamous "yeah ok togopal" round with some phat loot before the collosi spawned in escape shuttle and wrecked me admins make a low-effort meme rod for some reason in main halls so i make a low-effort meme response thats all folks.

cars was annoying :\

Armhulen wrote:cars was annoying :\

false

Deitus wrote:

Armhulen wrote:cars was annoying :\

false

the real gem of that round was the rivalry between sci and the clown, and me and goof facing off.

ah yes i remember saying you were the best captain. it was after a round when everyone was complaining about you

BeeSting12 wrote:ah yes i remember saying you were the best captain. it was after a round when everyone was complaining about you

i wasn't the captain

BeeSting12 wrote:ah yes i remember saying you were the best captain. it was after a round when everyone was complaining about you

pretty sure it was the round where i bought luxury shuttle and i was literally the only person in first class while pleb class was full of lings and tators murderboning, and everyone was calling for me to be banned in ooc while i laughed at them for being poor

good times.

Armhulen wrote:

Deitus wrote:

Armhulen wrote:cars was annoying :\

false

the real gem of that round was the rivalry between sci and the clown, and me and goof facing off.

players voted for the cars i was only following popular vote

the other real gem of that round was when the changeling engineer/scientist got ganged up on by a revenant, xeno queen (who was riding a car), and i think a swarmer too

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE LAWS ROUNDS

I love it when two traitors try to subvert and end up giving you laws like that, which contradict each other and give you a reason to murder everyone.

PKPenguin321 wrote:

Armhulen wrote:

Deitus wrote:

Armhulen wrote:cars was annoying :\

false

the real gem of that round was the rivalry between sci and the clown, and me and goof facing off.

players voted for the cars i was only following popular vote

the other real gem of that round was when the changeling engineer/scientist got ganged up on by a revenant, xeno queen (who was riding a car), and i think a swarmer too

okay i did laugh my ass off when a xeno queen slowly drove up to me and planted a hugger of my face

>admemes making fun of me for getting syndie
>ask for corgi outfits
>they happily oblidge
>give self job title: "GOOD BOY"
>get to station, run past everyone
>murder HoP and detonate nuke
Corgi ops are amazing!

Unfortunately, we blew ourselves up in the impending nuclear blast so we lost
probably how I would expect three men dressed up as dog to die

woof

CosmicScientist wrote:

never become a curator*

Curators remain haram.

War ops + 6 additional opperatives with their own shuttle to join in on the fun, versus a small ERT team alongside the crew obviously having about a 15 min heads up. Absolute chaos as 6 bombs were detonated simultaneously around the station.

Ultimately, the ops miraculously lost despite having a guy stay on one of the shuttles to keep track of the fighting with the advanced cam consoles, a mauler which absolutely devastated everything in its wake, and all those extra ops with their own guns.


c4 bag (10 c4), 2 bombs with a detonator, a grenadier belt, 3 emags, 2 thermals, 2 tactical eguns (like hos gun but with 10 taser shots instead of 5), 2 bulldogs, 4 c20rs, 3 eswords, 4 eshields, 4 survival medipens, 6 smg mags, 2 taser and 2 buckshot mags, and 2 stetchkins, 2 pistol mags + 2 10mm ammo boxes.

They had this on top of actual war ops which means not only enhanced communication but also a shitload of firepower on THOSE guys' end.


Ship they were working with. I would have given it artillery cannons but such things do not really exist and I didn't really want to do a super ghetto TTV + mass driver thing which would look hideous, so I opted for more armor and anti-personnel turrets. Ship also came with 2 minibombs, 2 blocks of c4, and the standard syndicate equipment lockers which include NVG and a 10mm magazine each.

Resulted in 10 (combined) ops total with all this firepower.

These guys still lost.

>ert team
triggered

not shown but its name was "HAHAHAHAHA I AM GOD"


real fucked up wiz round, this was a supermatter singulo sprite swap i think. this is a terraria thing apparently? dunno havent played it since '11. they also spawned in ctf right after activating it, so draw i guess?

it was extended

"extended" really just needs to be renamed to "admins are gonna push buttons duck and cover"

actually cyberboss broke something and forced it as extended so we had to move things along

>HoS arrests person and kills them
>confused as to why
>"YOU GONNA QUESTION MY AUTHORITY?"
>"uhhh, yes?"
>stuns me and takes me to execution
>doesn't stun me again and I can aids syringe him
>strip him down and give HoS position to detective
>he comes back and attempts to attack me
>entire crew skins him alive and makes an event out of him

after a long shift of terrifying slips, falls, and saxxing, the insidious villain slippery rick finally makes his demands...



fifty trillion hours in photoshop 10/10 work

So close, yet so far.

Also that bomb was both missing a signaller and a total dud

Read carefully. I didn't notice until someone told me.

is this jmad

i don't get it

The captain's gambit: unleash the swarm of xenos from Xenobiology as a last-ditch effort to defeat the now very powerful cult. After a long and grueling battle that took nine whole minutes, the winner became clear...

Only Nanotrasen would think unleashing a swarm of hostile lifeforms borne of humanoid parasitism into another dimension against a cult of machine worshippers is a good idea.

Also, if I recall rightly, xenos can be culted. What would have happened if the Queen ended up becoming a cultist?

this is what I show people when they ask me where I work out
https://feen.us/ao8swdrl.mp4

also: when you go away for 3 minutes and your friends mess with you

I hate seeing xenos but I can always forgive them for being the best way to cuck antagonists

I love seeing xenos because it makes deadchat angry that it wasn't swarmers

Don't see these posted here. So I'll go ahead and post them myself. I'm the captain.

Poly's a fucking legend

[youtube]mLwGfoybuPw[/youtube]

https://puu.sh/yzhAN/becb8d8e3d.png
stealth revolution succeeds

Grandma got erased from history by a reindeer

why just execute or perma a greytider when you can completely delimb, dress them as a girl, customize their ID as "captain's fuccboi," and drag them around as a trophy/warning?

Deitus wrote:

why just execute or perma a greytider when you can completely delimb, dress them as a girl, customize their ID as "captain's fuccboi," and drag them around as a trophy/warning?

>captain with the hos gun and secbelt

holy shit!

Armhulen wrote: >captain with the hos gun and secbelt

holy shit!

no hos had or ever did join the round, i always make a point to give it back if i spot one arriving and just grab a regular taser. also why wouldnt i have a secbelt? captain usually has to act as a helper to/extension of security and i already have tools in my box. the sword is only good for punishing assistants every now and then, so it stays in the locker. belt is way more practical and gets way more usage.

it is disgraceful that my taser isnt fully charged though, but all the chargers were borked due to NEW CODE FEATURES so i couldnt.

edit: also disgraceful that i didnt have my primary set of cuffs in my empty pocket slot, i have no excuse there. smh @ myself

Deitus wrote:
why just execute or perma a greytider when you can completely delimb, dress them as a girl, customize their ID as...

BECAUSE YOU DO IT TOO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHH

Digdugxx wrote:

Deitus wrote:
why just execute or perma a greytider when you can completely delimb, dress them as a girl, customize their ID as...

BECAUSE YOU DO IT TOO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHH

actually i do it pretty rarely and only to those who are egregiously shitty

if it happens to you often...

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

SpaceInaba wrote:

FUCK POLY. I STAGED A REMATCH ANOTHER ROUND AND THE BIRD WON AGAIN.