/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:12 am**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Tokiko2 wrote:infinite monkeys
Spoiler:

Note the 100+ monkeys trapped in that one tile because there is no more space to move to. All credit of this goes to Reese, I was merely observing his crazy work. Too bad that the power went down and someone released the singulo...
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SS13 grand strategy
Spoiler:

Reese has gone mad with xeno power. He'll take over the world with his own army now. Slimes take over.

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:20 pm**

Same round as Neerti's above screenshot:

I beat Marc in chess as a drone, and he committed seppuku because of it. (I was using the rev pieces.)

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:43 pm**

>back when aran actually played as dana ray

remember the fallen

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:50 pm**

I'm so jealous that I miss all of Neerti's events.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:29 pm**

I made the construction area into.. La Assistant, a finer lounge, for a finer crew.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:41 pm**

For the record, you steal vending machines by screwdriver->Wrench->Move->Wrench->screwdriver.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:45 pm**

Thanks!

Edit:
Found some more screenshots.
Someone used an antag token to get aliens vs ops:
Aliens won.

And they got to Centcomm. Nobody is safe!

Clown Ops: The day an admin mistook Clown Bombs spawning ten clowns instead of one hundred.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:10 pm**

Second day of autism chess, Niknakflak verses Mechoid. Nik has two queens and many more pieces.

And still lost.
Also they were both drones.

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:42 pm**

;_; Don't spread the shame

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:12 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:29 am**

Robotics always top of the line.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:31 am**

paprika wrote:>back when aran actually played as dana ray

remember the fallen

And every Ashlyn rejoiced in the world because they can finally be safe from tabling spam.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:48 pm**

Captain wanted to make use of helmets. Also muh ocd.

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:13 pm**

TIL you can use stun prods for beepsky.

Posted: **Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:13 am**

Syndies took over centcomm. Things got out of hand when trying to recover the admiral.

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:33 am**

never forget

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:51 am**

Aranclanos wrote:because you guys are faggots im gonna post some old screenshots

Spoiler:

this was from when metroids were bugged and made a million of babies per round

It's weird how I can clearly see the hair discoloration of Rigel's hair between then and now.

Also

>METROIDS ARE HARMLESS GUYS.
>THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM BEFORE.
>SCIENTISTS DIDN'T KILL OFF THE RESEARCH AND MEDICAL SECTORS ON ACCIDENT.

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:58 am**

My poor eyes.

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:15 pm**

Had to get all the action figures.... then ocd... so many toys!

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:30 pm**

...Yup, this seems like accurate productivity for an RD.

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2014 1:55 pm**

Tokiko2 wrote:
Spoiler:
My poor eyes.

Is... Is that High Contrast Mode on station...?

paprika wrote:
Spoiler:
never forget

How?!?!

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:41 pm**

Spoiler:

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:13 am**

That goddamn miner, he was so damn close to the ripley and at the last second kept turning the other way

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:22 am**

Why not use mesons to see where it is? You can clearly see a spot in the rock.. Unless he's new those are typically loot locations!

Posted: **Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:19 pm**

It was Radar Static on Artyom, I don't know why she didn't see it

Posted: **Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:06 am**

Spoiler:

Me and a borg made a quaint little escape lounge during a rev round. It was cut short by both bombs and the round ending, and you needed a suit and internals to enter since the pressure would kill you and there was no air, but it was nice.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:39 pm**

Killed everyone with the crusher, subverted AI, and only let the clown and reed on. Best shuttle.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:54 pm**

Spoiler:

End result of a Cult round after we discovered the cult. Cult had no idea the RD had made a Durand I ended up wrecking an established cultbase and then taking down a fledging Xenobiology cult. HoP was ungodly good that round, everyone agreed, also shades snuffed out cult members for us because they were bound to the HoP. Captain was completel shit and pissed everyone in the AI off, ended up Asimoving,purging,Asimoving, and freeform the AI.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:13 pm**

RG4 wrote:also shades snuffed out cult members for us because they were bound to the HoP.

I am almost certain this is a glitch on what I've heard and shouldn't be used, for future reference. Someone can validate me on this though.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:35 pm**

Cipher3 wrote:
RG4 wrote:also shades snuffed out cult members for us because they were bound to the HoP.
I am almost certain this is a glitch on what I've heard and shouldn't be used, for future reference. Someone can validate me on this though.

Same happens for constructs. For what ever reason non-cultist are allowed to use soul-stones and make shit like that, they retain the ability to see whose culted or not but bounded to a non-culted member. It's basically cheating.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:38 pm**

RG4 wrote: For what ever reason non-cultist are allowed to use soul-stones.

it's Wizards.
it's their fault.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:37 pm**

The wizards are a plague on our society, they caused us to lose the great war. If we were to remove the wizards from the equation we would be a great and glorious space station.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:22 pm**

Remie Richards wrote:
RG4 wrote: For what ever reason non-cultist are allowed to use soul-stones.
it's Wizards.
it's their fault.

Last wizard round there was I got permabrigged for shooting a peace-ful wizard full of radium,mutagen, and plasma. Wizard died because the radium kept making him passout so he couldn't mind swap.

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:45 am**

Cipher3 wrote:
RG4 wrote:also shades snuffed out cult members for us because they were bound to the HoP.
I am almost certain this is a glitch on what I've heard and shouldn't be used, for future reference. Someone can validate me on this though.

it's valid

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:48 am**

I remember admins mentioning that it isn't valid to sniff out the cult with the bugged construct mechanics.

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:41 pm**

Spoiler:

Admin PM from-Stickymayhem: Yeah I saw. You are a monster.
One round 4 combat able mechs. Sticky's response was to me giving a Honk mech a super combat build, they told me I should've gave it the AC2 in favor of a taser.
Mech pilots were:
RD - Me (Durand)
HoS - Jackson McDouglas (Durand)
Scientist - Waldo (HONKER)
Miner - Blessed (Gygax)

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 1:44 pm**

Cale Nassau, Roboticist. Mechwarrior Tournament 2555, ne'er forget

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:14 pm**

Fucking Waldo.

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:44 pm**

This is why I was banned from RD for a few weeks. If I can make a mech, it gets made.

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:57 pm**

RG4 wrote:This is why I was banned from RD for a few weeks. If I can make a mech, it gets made.

so how does one get banned for doing their job again

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2014 11:49 pm**

Kraso wrote:
RG4 wrote:This is why I was banned from RD for a few weeks. If I can make a mech, it gets made.
so how does one get banned for doing their job again

By using said mechs to shoot up cargo

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:54 am**

Really slow round. Reese found out a way to get technically unlimited cargopoints with a bit of work and clever use of chemicals. What do we do with all the points?

Order monkeys, mulebots and have a race of course!

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:56 am**

Tokiko2 wrote:
Spoiler:
Really slow round. Reese found out a way to get technically unlimited cargopoints with a bit of work and clever use of chemicals. What do we do with all the points?

Order monkeys, mulebots and have a race of course!

That's actually hilarious!

Posted: **Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:51 am**

peoplearestrange wrote:
Tokiko2 wrote:
Spoiler:
Really slow round. Reese found out a way to get technically unlimited cargopoints with a bit of work and clever use of chemicals. What do we do with all the points?

Order monkeys, mulebots and have a race of course!

That's actually hilarious!

Leave it to Reese and Saiga to do that.

Posted: **Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:48 am**

It's malf. The AI shockbolts the entire security team in the dorms restrooms and kills the comms. No tools to escape! This is what happens:

Not pictured: One russian revolver called "the easy way out" and one bullet.

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:10 pm**

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:56 pm**

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:04 pm**

http://imgur.com/x8CrYF9
burntheshrinefreetheshrinefleetheshrine
The admins spawned a shrine and made the crew burn it which spawned Nar-Sie

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:40 pm**

gifs count on this thread? Anyways, this happened last round.

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:39 pm**

Aranclanos wrote:

gifs count on this thread? Anyways, this happened last round.

That's completely horrific.

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:56 pm**

10 20 42.

Cuban who? I need a nickname please.

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