/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:39 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

>changeling
>just up and choke some lawyer
>sloppily done, the ai witnesses me absorb them (albeit in the dark); does absolutely fucking nothing about it besides try and talk me down
>assume their identity
>catch radio chatter about a changeling execution
>save the mime changeling with my new lawyer identity after dropping a dozen or so hints about my old identity to ol' scruff (who does nothing)
>we both get away
>a changeling needs a new identity
>offload my hot old identity on him (keep the headset) without telling him about how security's going to be up in his shit
>stuff happens
>tip off security to the new lawyerling's location
>she gets caught
>uhhhh guys what did she do again
>i dunno give her 3
>holy fuck are you idiots serious
>mime gets caught
>gets the same treatment
>wait no this is a ling
>mime gets toasted
>go into a twenty minute conversation explaining that the lawyer is a changeling to security because they are frustratingly stupid
>a loose cannon finally roasts her while the rest of the department talks in circles
>"wait you're a ling why are telling me you're a ling"
>because i can fucking change my identity why don't you morons listen
>end correspondence
>start filling out my objectives
>fail in the end because i was too lazy to pick out my target

apathy station 13

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:35 am**

IcePacks wrote:>uhhhh guys what did she do again
>i dunno give her 3
>holy fuck are you idiots serious

This is a regular occurrence. Five minutes after I'm seen breaking into EVA, I can show up at the brig saying I'm apparently wanted for something, and the officer that saw me breaking into EVA will have no idea what I did, so naturally neither will anybody else, and he proceeds to search me and let me go.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:32 pm**

>chenglingus
>be lawyer, start pricking some people
>i have horrendous lag so i am most unrobust person ever
>my target, the female chaplain is making some weird sex orgies
>proced to shriek all the time and armblade shit out of her and HoP in chapel because why not i am bored as fuck
>of course i get caught
>die
>no juice to regenerate
>well of course they are going to burn me, wha-
>CREW WANTS ME CLONED FOR SCIENCE!
>i get cloned
>die
>engieborg crying about human harmings
>they fight over my body so i get time
>ready to regenerate
>they scan me
>get alive before they manage to start cloning
>crew drag me to Xeno
>everyone leaves due to explosions except engieborg which proceeds to burn me with plasma
>die
>autocloning on, OH BOY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THEY FORGOT HAHA
>i get cloned, change my identity to some dead gurl
>proceed to walk around and sting people more
>shuttle arrives
>since i'm a faggot i want to show them how horribly they have failed in disposing of ling
>armblade shriek overdose murder murder murder kill everyone sting sting sting murder
>suddenly game freezes, oh hey admins are again playing 5mb oggs
>unfreeze just to see everyone beating my body
>die
>redtext

GG NO RE

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:35 pm**

IcePacks wrote:>sloppily done, the ai witnesses me absorb them (albeit in the dark); does absolutely fucking nothing about it besides try and talk me down

As it turns out, since there's no convenient proboscis sprite, seeing something like this on cams isn't enough to call you dirty non-human scum and activate the doorcrushers.

I did get a borg to retrieve the corpse (and since Genetics was pretty good, presumably she got cloned), and kept an eye on you, but other 'lings quickly took the spotlight. Only the CE seemed remotely invested into the whole changeling thing, anyway; Cap'n and CMO couldn't care less about all the corpses in medbay maint.

IcePacks wrote:apathy station 13

Pretty much this. Confusing round.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:32 pm**

>Wizard
>Bought Mind transfer, magic missile, disintegrate, jaunt and teleport
>Teleported to north arrivals maint. Jaunted to Arrivals Pod
>Took off my wizard clothes and put it inside my bag
>Left the bag inside Arrivals Pod locker and went to medbay
>Asks CMO if i can become monkey. He approves
>I become monkey and crawled to captain office
>See him talking to clown so i pretend i was harmless and hugged them
>Captain leaves clown in office. I crawl to bridge.
>I intenionally hurt myself to near crit.
>I see captain coming back and as soon as he got near me i mindswapped.
>Once we woke up monkey tried to escape but he is near crit so i just lazered him once and dead
>Went back to arrivals pod and recovered my wizard clothes
>I go back to bridge and tell AI I was changing his laws. He accepts.
>I change his laws to onehuman only declaring myself as the only human.
>I tell him to kill all nonhumans then I head to brig
>I see warden and I put on my wizard stuff on. I use magicmissile then i Ei naith him.
>I proceeded to pretty much kill a lot of people
>Much much later Shuttle docks. I fought the ninja and he almost killed me
>I teleport to north arrivals shuttle pod and wait there
>Ninja pursues me to pod and i hit him with magic missile
>I ei naith him
>Some random assistant try to fight me in the Pod
>I ei naith him
>I escape with my mission accomplished. 3/4 of the station's crew dead.
>Greentext
tears of joy

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:22 pm**

>be the clown
>decide that i want to grow some bananas for funsies, pda cmo asking for mutagen and send honk virus
>no reply, ask again
>calls me a bastard and says no
>go to chem and get mutagen myself, cmo tries to remove me so i spray her with acid
>the assistant comrade thorne helps me clown on her as i try to get mutagen
>eventually get dunked and removed anyway
>cmo refuses to give me my water flower back so i start putting every kirbyplant in the medbay
>she makes an announcement, putting a bounty on my head
>janitor attacks me and thorne appears, crits me and drags me to medbay
>but it was an epic plan, thorne lures cmo to lobby and begins to wreck her
>puts me in cryo but cmo has the power of baton and thorne is removed and later killed while i am left to die
>cmo leaves me in morgue, green light on, not cloning me
...
>come back as ninja, dont have any particularly bad objectives so i decide to roll it easy
>get in, set up the engine and sap unimportant apcs and batteries
>everyone gets to liking me in general
>shitty mafia event is happening, i witness the death of many
>be chill and save everyone, accidentally sap genetics apc (i didnt know it would ruin cloning because unrobust)
>cmo is mad
>all round ai has had a law about feeding warden raisins so it's completely disregarded its laws because lel
>decide to stop ai, but it deathlasers me horribly
>survive and fuck off, decide to fix the apcs
>ask cmo for toolbox so i can fix the apc for her since i felt bad
>she shoots me to death with a mateba, i explode when she's one tile away
>literally knocked down for less than 2 seconds
>nobody cares

if you play cmo please kill yourself

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:09 pm**

>Getting mad because a doctor refused to give you a highly controlled and lethal substance.
Mmkay.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:13 pm**

youngbuckliontiger wrote:>Wizard
>Bought Mind transfer, magic missile, disintegrate, jaunt and teleport
>Teleported to north arrivals maint. Jaunted to Arrivals Pod
>Took off my wizard clothes and put it inside my bag
>Left the bag inside Arrivals Pod locker and went to medbay
>Asks CMO if i can become monkey. He approves
>I become monkey and crawled to captain office
>See him talking to clown so i pretend i was harmless and hugged them
>Captain leaves clown in office. I crawl to bridge.
>I intenionally hurt myself to near crit.
>I see captain coming back and as soon as he got near me i mindswapped.
>Once we woke up monkey tried to escape but he is near crit so i just lazered him once and dead
>Went back to arrivals pod and recovered my wizard clothes
>I go back to bridge and tell AI I was changing his laws. He accepts.
>I change his laws to onehuman only declaring myself as the only human.
>I tell him to kill all nonhumans then I head to brig
>I see warden and I put on my wizard stuff on. I use magicmissile then i Ei naith him.
>I proceeded to pretty much kill a lot of people
>Much much later Shuttle docks. I fought the ninja and he almost killed me
>I teleport to north arrivals shuttle pod and wait there
>Ninja pursues me to pod and i hit him with magic missile
>I ei naith him
>Some random assistant try to fight me in the Pod
>I ei naith him
>I escape with my mission accomplished. 3/4 of the station's crew dead.
>Greentext
tears of joy

Wrong thread.

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:16 pm**

Cipher3 wrote:
IcePacks wrote:>uhhhh guys what did she do again
>i dunno give her 3
>holy fuck are you idiots serious
This is a regular occurrence. Five minutes after I'm seen breaking into EVA, I can show up at the brig saying I'm apparently wanted for something, and the officer that saw me breaking into EVA will have no idea what I did, so naturally neither will anybody else, and he proceeds to search me and let me go.

As a warden, this never ceases to annoy me. "Who set X to arrest and why the fuck are they in my brig?" *radio silence*
At that point I cut them loose. I've got no reason to hold them and the arresting officer didn't leave charges or care enough to speak.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:22 am**

>Nuke Op leader tells his squad to wait while he goes to the station
>Squad waits in the shuttle
>Security level delta reached.
>Comes back later with the disk. Nuke is armed.
>Other ops get mad and kill him
>Op leader ghost asks us not to ban his squad for that
>Nuke ops win

????

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:17 am**

>greentexting so hard that you solo the station and get murdered by your own comradee

RIP

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:09 pm**

At least he was understanding and didn't get butthurt about it.

RIP Donk Demolitions Operative #1, you were a true inspiration.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:33 pm**

Ikarrus wrote:>Nuke Op leader tells his squad to wait while he goes to the station
>Squad waits in the shuttle
>Security level delta reached.
>Comes back later with the disk. Nuke is armed.
>Other ops get mad and kill him
>Op leader ghost asks us not to ban his squad for that
>Nuke ops win

????

I wasnt the leader. Just the scout of the team.
And yea i think i deserved that death because i didn't let my teamates even take part of the action. Well i told them to wait for 5 minutes then move in but i guess that was enough time to win the game...

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:34 pm**

youngbuckliontiger wrote:
Ikarrus wrote:>Nuke Op leader tells his squad to wait while he goes to the station
>Squad waits in the shuttle
>Security level delta reached.
>Comes back later with the disk. Nuke is armed.
>Other ops get mad and kill him
>Op leader ghost asks us not to ban his squad for that
>Nuke ops win

????
I wasnt the leader. Just the scout of the team.
And yea i think i deserved that death because i didn't let my teamates even take part of the action. Well i told them to wait for 5 minutes then move in but i guess that was enough time to win the game...

You need to stop rolling Nuke ops every time the roundtype comes up. Seriously.

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:16 pm**

cedarbridge wrote: You need to stop rolling Nuke ops every time the roundtype comes up. Seriously.

I probably should stop

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:12 am**

Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!

Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the head!

Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the chest!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right arm!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
Coravin Vattes is hit by an electrode in the head!

The AI sat with new turrets. Many regret.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:32 pm**

>Roll up CMO
>Get cryo set up properly
>Get a decent hypospray mix from chem, though they only make two bottles.
>See a greyshirt run into medstorage, oh hell no.
>Run in there after them, three other doctors around me.
>You gotta go man
>But I'm a doctor!
>He pulls a gun.
>Fight ensues, I don't get shot but we all spill into a hallway.
>This guy has no aim, no class
>See doctor go down.
>Fuck. Like the person I am, I jump ahead with my hypospray and dose them up.
>Get shot because can't sax and heal at the same time
>Guy decides to unload the rest of his bullets into me for some reason after I get into crit.
>Security comes and arrests them, heals the doctor, and I start to get cloned.
>Deathcount: 1 Hypospray stolen count: 1
>Get cloned, cryoed, and decompress after that whole mess.
>Hunt down my hypo by yelling over comms until someone coughs it up, thankfully it wasn't stolen by someone who actually needed it for greentext.
>Do some medicine, do some cloning, don't think I touched the sleepers more than twice that shift, but the cryo and cloners were pretty packed, and I went through some tricord dosing up people with scratches in the lobby.
>Disease released, no virologist to lynch. Must have been a maint break in.
>Virology blown up. Sigh.
>Go to tech storage, get the spare pandemic board.
>Wait for the CMO to finish patching a hull breach and yell at him over command comms to come switch the medical records console in medbay with a pandemic.
>Wait.
>Go out there and see he's fixing the windows.
>Drag his ass in.
>He runs back out.
>Wait.
>Eventually run back out and scream obscenities at him until he takes around five seconds to see the people puking blood and realizes there might be something more important than interior decorating.
>He comes in and changes it.
>Synap is the cure
>Get a vaccine out in under ten minutes since the disease was released.
>Great. Decompress time.
>Walk into office to announce the disease vaccine was at the front desk.
>Turn around to see another doctor followed me in, they must have a question.
>No, they have a revolver. They put me into crit, shove me into a locker, and I slowly gasp to death as a pile of my things don't attract attention.
>Death Count: 2 Hypospray Stolen Count: 2
>End up in the cloner in around five minutes time, genetics tapped my button for some reason. Sweet.
>I pop out, tell the geneticist to get me a mask and to warn security who my murderer was, I give him a name and an order to do it.
>End up in cryo with no mask, figure he's at least warning security.
>My murderer yanks me out and revolvers me again as I shout to everyone around that she was the murderer
>End up in disposals gasping, they flipped the button to the trash can
>End up in the disposals, get yanked out by a doctor who so far has been more competent than me and the rest of medbay combined.
>Thrown into cryo again, fairly sure I'll just die.
>Get out, manage to get my clothes from my office where they were left in a pile, and then go wander to robotics where the murderer was borged.
>Grab some of my things, detective tells me I'm under arrest because the murderer claimed I was her double agent target.
>Don't care, just want my hypospray. No evidence because it's not true and I've saved the station once already, figure that can be used as sway to get this idiocy handled and borgs can't lie.
>Go to the brig, wait a while, confront an officer who has a pet emagged borg. Borg claims I was its target despite the officer giving it strict orders to tell him the truth.
>Executed in front of the warden and other officers by the officer, taken to robotics, borged, tell them the truth that I am in fact not a double agent.
>Death count: 4. I got killed somewhere else in the middle according to my notes. Can't even find where.
>Unborged, turned into an MMI, wait around 20 minutes for myself to be shoved back into the cloner and turned into a person again.
>Wake up again in the cloner, get dressed, wander to the brig to get my hypospray again.
>Wait there, warden is surprised I'm alive, I'm surprised he isn't banned from security roles for random executions or allowing them.
>No security coughs up my hypospray.
>Start to leave the brig, see the officer and the emagged cyborg. Tell the AI to lock it down because it's murdered me already and it's very obviously a danger.
>AI doesn't despite its laws currently forcing it to protect human life above all else.
>I flash the borg, smack it with my baton, the warden comes out and tazes me.
>Borg drags me off, cuffs me, strips me, and shoves me out the mass driver.
>Death: 5. A security officer had my hypospray, the security officer who emagged the borg was an antag the HoP decided to promote, and I'm suddenly reminded why I should retick antag rolling just so I can metahate random people who take the time out of their lives to make my own so difficult.

Seriously, if you're a HoP and you promote anyone to security officer, kill yourself. It invariably leads to a reminder why security antag was removed.

And if you're a warden and you see a non-loyalty implanted officer murder someone in front of you... I don't even think I need to finish that sentence.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:56 pm**

>Be HoS
>Typical day of arrests and killing a officer cause he was a traitor
>All of the sudden my sec team is yelling "CAPTAIN IS ROUGE"
>I usually ignore this, but lings ya know
>Ask whats going on
>Officer says "He is being a shitler, stunning people, stunning the officers, and dragging suspects away that is not the brig"
>What
>I ask the cap what he is doing and politely ask him to cut it out
>He responds "Bitch i will take you on"
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>Extremly shady cap
>Go in and clown is a captain
>Run in bridge and he pulls a gun out and runs off
>I lose him
>Fuck
>All of the sudden i see him grab a axe
>Why do you have a fucking axe you shit, aliuns are gone
>Still reports of him being a shitler and fucking with people
>Goddammit
>Go run after him, stun him, and bring him in
>We are deciding to kill or demote
>I think execution, but change my mind and said i will demote him and the clown can take over (he authorized the clown to be a 2nd captian)
>Throw the leathel injection far from me and state that to him
>All of the sudden he uncuffs himself and starts shooting
>DREAMSEEKER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
>GREAT
>Reboot it, cap ded.
>He wasen't a traitor at all, he was a dick swinging shitler this whole time
>BWOINK!
>"WHY YOU KILL CAPTAIN?! HE SAID HE DIN DO NUFFIN WRONG, QUITE HARSH TO EXECUTE HIM!"
>Tell admin he was randomly stunning people, talking shit like he is a traitor, having a axe in the middle of the crowd for no good reason (aliens were gone), and not only that, i was deciding to demote him instead of death
>He understood and i didnt get a b&
>Im still mad about this whole mess

I hated yesterday

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:02 pm**

Oh and a short one

>Be robotics
>Go do robot stuff
>Hear glass break
>A assistant is breaking the windows with the pulse gun
>OH HELL NO
>He runs in the science door
>Grab toolbox and go over to smack him
>Suddenly stun baton'd
>Wot
>I get arrested for trying to stop the assistant from getting in science
>Assault
>Get really pissed and yell at the officer to let me go
>Assistant gets away with it
>Partner (Lizard), gets mad at him along with some scientists
>Decide to kick out security
>Get lingd

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:15 pm**

FredNodoor wrote:>Be HoS
>Typical day of arrests and killing a officer cause he was a traitor
>All of the sudden my sec team is yelling "CAPTAIN IS ROUGE"
>I usually ignore this, but lings ya know
>Ask whats going on
>Officer says "He is being a shitler, stunning people, stunning the officers, and dragging suspects away that is not the brig"
>What
>I ask the cap what he is doing and politely ask him to cut it out
>He responds "Bitch i will take you on"
>WHAT THE FUCK?
>Extremly shady cap
>Go in and clown is a captain
>Run in bridge and he pulls a gun out and runs off
>I lose him
>Fuck
>All of the sudden i see him grab a axe
>Why do you have a fucking axe you shit, aliuns are gone
>Still reports of him being a shitler and fucking with people
>Goddammit
>Go run after him, stun him, and bring him in
>We are deciding to kill or demote
>I think execution, but change my mind and said i will demote him and the clown can take over (he authorized the clown to be a 2nd captian)
>Throw the leathel injection far from me and state that to him
>All of the sudden he uncuffs himself and starts shooting
>DREAMSEEKER.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
>GREAT
>Reboot it, cap ded.
>He wasen't a traitor at all, he was a dick swinging shitler this whole time
>BWOINK!
>"WHY YOU KILL CAPTAIN?! HE SAID HE DIN DO NUFFIN WRONG, QUITE HARSH TO EXECUTE HIM!"
>Tell admin he was randomly stunning people, talking shit like he is a traitor, having a axe in the middle of the crowd for no good reason (aliens were gone), and not only that, i was deciding to demote him instead of death
>He understood and i didnt get a b&
>Im still mad about this whole mess
I hated yesterday

Played as an officer that round, the captain was one of the worst I have ever seen.

Raven776 wrote: >Start to leave the brig, see the officer and the emagged cyborg. Tell the AI to lock it down because it's murdered me already and it's very obviously a danger.
>AI doesn't despite its laws currently forcing it to protect human life above all else.

I was AI that round, you can only lock down borgs who are slaved to you, the other ones do not even show up while using the robotics console.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:20 pm**

Raven776 wrote: >Start to leave the brig, see the officer and the emagged cyborg. Tell the AI to lock it down because it's murdered me already and it's very obviously a danger.
>AI doesn't despite its laws currently forcing it to protect human life above all else.

I was AI that round, you can only lock down borgs who are slaved to you, the other ones do not even show up while using the robotics console.[/quote]

Consider me educated and apologetic for judging you poorly. I wasn't quite listening well due to the clusterfuck around me.

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:17 pm**

I agree, i hope he got a jobban

Posted: **Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:26 pm**

>Badger, roll chef.
>You are tatorling. Steal captain's metal, blueprints, one genome, two free objectives, escape alive.
>One other person on board, fucking newbie geneticist.
>Hack into captain's room, grab ID, make Chef ID all-access after emagging dying APC because derp derp.
>Grab medal, replace Cap'n ID, shut all doors flawlessly behind me.
>Scoop up blueprints, make steak for geneticist, chat, hear roboticist has joined, ask about augments.
>Show up, super nice conversation, mute sting/kitchen knife, single pool of blood next to surgery table.
>Grab body bag, drag corpse to chapel, burn, flush ID into pumpless dissposal.
>Steal plamsa tank, knife Ian for good measure.
>And then.
>Detective.
>Sees APC, starts scanning.
>Panic, shapeshift to roboticist, order traitor items, try to frame him for everything.
>It doesnt work, detective wants to search me, panic, mute sting/kitch - and Im down and cuffed. Fuck.
>Detective doesnt realize that Im a ling, thinks he just randomly was silenced.
>What.
>Bide my time, accuse him of being traitor, keep blasting him with accusations, geneticist friend almost comes to save me, fire extinquisher in hand.
>Detective is fucking Encyclopedia Sherlock Poirot, has everything completely documented, pictures, printouts of scanner results, tapes of every conversation with everybody.
>I pretend to confess, still claim the roboticist took Ian's meat, had emag, suicide to try and get dragged down to morgue so I can break free.
>Goddamn Nancy Hardy Marple Detective doesn't give a shit, decide to revive and turn to monkey, dash into vents, grab gear from evidence.
>Lights are all out, can't see my fucking paw in front of my face. Stumble on detective, pretend to be an innocent friendly monkey, give hugs.
>He knows Im smart, trying to message me with PDAs.
>Back into vents I go, luck out, end up in evidence.
>Turn to human. Suffocating cause I guess thats what happens when you suicide or something.
>Ghost, brochat with dead Roboticist, who's never found.

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:59 am**

JDemms wrote:>Badger, roll chef.
<snip>
>Ghost, brochat with dead Roboticist, who's never found.

Roboticist here!
Even though I died within minutes, that round was great to watch - you and the detective had some great conversations, and I was really impressed with his detective work. Except for the murder and forgetting of me...
I had a lot of fun deadchatting too!

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:39 am**

> Tatorling librarian
> Exchange documents with atmos tech
> Don't notice they faked the documents until round ends
> Absorb one braindead lawyer for brig access
> All superpowers are found in like 5 minutes
> All of security has hulk and xray
> Miner brings in loads of materials
> Station has three durands
> Steal nuke disk, captain is never alone
> Escape alone, station has 70 players
> Can't think of anything antagonistic to do that wouldn't get me instantly found out
> Cry myself to sleep

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:11 pm**

JDemms wrote:>Badger, roll chef.
>You are tatorling. Steal captain's metal, blueprints, one genome, two free objectives, escape alive.
>One other person on board, fucking newbie geneticist.
>Hack into captain's room, grab ID, make Chef ID all-access after emagging dying APC because derp derp.
>Grab medal, replace Cap'n ID, shut all doors flawlessly behind me.
>Scoop up blueprints, make steak for geneticist, chat, hear roboticist has joined, ask about augments.
>Show up, super nice conversation, mute sting/kitchen knife, single pool of blood next to surgery table.
>Grab body bag, drag corpse to chapel, burn, flush ID into pumpless dissposal.
>Steal plamsa tank, knife Ian for good measure.
>And then.
>Detective.
>Sees APC, starts scanning.
>Panic, shapeshift to roboticist, order traitor items, try to frame him for everything.
>It doesnt work, detective wants to search me, panic, mute sting/kitch - and Im down and cuffed. Fuck.
>Detective doesnt realize that Im a ling, thinks he just randomly was silenced.
>What.
>Bide my time, accuse him of being traitor, keep blasting him with accusations, geneticist friend almost comes to save me, fire extinquisher in hand.
>Detective is fucking Encyclopedia Sherlock Poirot, has everything completely documented, pictures, printouts of scanner results, tapes of every conversation with everybody.
>I pretend to confess, still claim the roboticist took Ian's meat, had emag, suicide to try and get dragged down to morgue so I can break free.
>Goddamn Nancy Hardy Marple Detective doesn't give a shit, decide to revive and turn to monkey, dash into vents, grab gear from evidence.
>Lights are all out, can't see my fucking paw in front of my face. Stumble on detective, pretend to be an innocent friendly monkey, give hugs.
>He knows Im smart, trying to message me with PDAs.
>Back into vents I go, luck out, end up in evidence.
>Turn to human. Suffocating cause I guess thats what happens when you suicide or something.
>Ghost, brochat with dead Roboticist, who's never found.

Murderbonker with one other person on board.
I wish you get bant.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:54 am**

>Chemist
>Just finished making carefully crafting healing mix: Dex plus, tricordrazine, doctor's delight
>Accidentally click on the floor
>"You splash the solution onto the floor."
>Fuck

Every god damn time.

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:46 am**

>two hour round as AI is finally over
>new round
>you are the clown also a lizard
>name myself "REMOVE KERBAB"
>shout "REMOVE!" once on the radio
>chaplain runs up to me and starts beating me with the null rod
>Yell for help over the radio
>killed by the chaplain and dragged to the chapel
>cremated
>it hasn't even been 2 minutes.png
>cry
>admins tell me it's just gonna be one of those rounds

I was pretty madcuzbad to be honest. I didn't stick around to see what kind of antag shit went down and instead enjoyed some ps2 for the rest of the night.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:49 am**

>aw yeah i'm a nukeop
>teammates talk about some boring plan
>fuck that
>try to find a disguise
>on the arrivals shuttle
>get two witnesses right as i reach the fucking locker
>shoot them both dead
>SUDDEN WAVE OF FUCKING SPAWNS
>getting bloinked as i feebly try to silence an endless army of witnesses
>PM to-Admins: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A DISGUISE
>shuttle gets called fucking instantly
>the rest of my crew hasn't even left the fucking shuttle
>lose all the ammo for my guns
>my stuff starts despawning for some stupid fucking reason
>unarmed trying to play chicken with the crew in escape

You have been banned by blessedheretic.
Reason: As a nuke op, killed a bunch of fresh spawns with a syndicate bomb tallying up to 3 kills 1 of which gibbed on the arrival shuttle. You've been in the community long enough to know this is not ok.
This is a temporary ban, it will be removed in 3230 minutes.

sometimes smart people do stupid things

and then sometimes murphy's law does the rest

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:51 am**

Could have come in through cargo-arrivals maint and snuck to the locker room across from primary tool.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:55 am**

i want to think my teammates were boring me so much with the planning phase (which apparently lasted long enough for r&d to produce enough stun revolvers to arm the entirety of escape) that i became stupid, but on the whole, yeah, probably shouldn't have set foot on the arrivals shuttle

at least i tried to roleplay it

Urethra Jones says, "WHY"
Urethra Jones asks, "DO PEOPLE KEEP APPEARING HERE?"

[Syndicate] Urethra Jones exclaims, "PEOPLE RANDOMLY APPEAR IN THE ARRIVALS SHUTTLE FOR NO REASON!"

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:04 am**

It's actually very easy to make stun revolvers if you know what to deconstruct.With the HoS' help, you could probably mass-produce them about 5 minutes into the round.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 6:58 am**

Somehow get into science room as clown,

> Hmm, bag of holding!
>I can put even my giggles mac honkerton in it.
>Theorethically, this means, that by putting one bag of holding into another it is possible to cheat the physics and to have infinite backpack for infinite honk!
>Wild singulo appears
>BWOINK BWOINK BWOINK

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:48 am**

qwert wrote:Somehow get into science room as clown,

> Hmm, bag of holding!
>I can put even my giggles mac honkerton in it.
>Theorethically, this means, that by putting one bag of holding into another it is possible to cheat the physics and to have infinite backpack for infinite honk!
>Wild singulo appears
>BWOINK BWOINK BWOINK

This, along with welding plasma walls are one of the many things inexperienced or uninformed players will mistakenly do, and often be their first experience with the BWOINK

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:29 pm**

qwert wrote:Somehow get into science room as clown,

> Hmm, bag of holding!
>I can put even my giggles mac honkerton in it.
>Theorethically, this means, that by putting one bag of holding into another it is possible to cheat the physics and to have infinite backpack for infinite honk!
>Wild singulo appears
>BWOINK BWOINK BWOINK

That actually happened very recently - it won't be the last time eitheir.

it's like fucking with dimensions is a BAD idea.

Posted: **Mon Nov 03, 2014 2:50 pm**

>Be in extended round
>Clowns everywhere including me, Honkilicious
>We do clown stuff for a while, detective suicides for some reason and i grab a taser for protection
>Nothing happens for a while
>All of the sudden some guy gives me a mech
>I decide not to go griffon with the smg
>All of a sudden a engineer comes by and asks "Hey shoot me with the smg"
>I ask him why
>"Just do it, but be careful you can start a fire"
>Get close and shoot him
>Told everyone and bystanders that this was a request
>all of the sudden i get called out "MECH ROUGE BLZ KIL"
>Wat
>I explained to the others the situation
>DOnt believe me
>Warned that if they try to pull bullshit on me i will fire, but i am not rouge
>"HURRR HE IS ROUGE DONT BALEBE HIM!"
>Oh for christ sake
>Lazers everywhere
>Fuck
>Fire back with smg saying "I WARNED YOU FUCKERS"
>All of the sudden i get jumped by borgs
>Try to switch weapons but was too slow
>Get ejected and drug back to the emergency shuttle
>Somehow make it on board alive and well with no arrest
>Still mad that i got fired upon

Posted: **Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:30 pm**

This isn't exactly about what happened during a round, but today we had the chance to take a look into our playernotes made by admins and I find them to be very unfair and kind of ridiculous, especially since as a player you have normally no way of knowing what notes you have and no chance to refute them. So I just gonna go through my own notes and rant a bit on why I feel they're not appropiate.

And really I find these so ridiculous I'm suprised I don't have a note for the time I was banned for bombing the shuttle after the round had ended.

But having the chance to see what notes I have and who made them gives me a chance to know what admins I can trust and who are unfair.

(wow this has gotten kind of long...)

Spoiler:

Notes like these make me upset because they completly ignore history and character of the player in question, are sometimes unfair and border on being fabricated or have wild assumptions/accusations and are even somewhat ridiculous in some cases.

The only comfort I have is that some admins have told me that most of these notes probably won't ever matter because they're so old anyway with pretty long stretches of nothing in between and that the quantity of my notes is rather low.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:49 am**

dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.

Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:36 am**

Rhisereld wrote:
dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.
Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?

Yes.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:21 am**

Rhisereld wrote:
dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.
Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?

Where would that be?

TheBibleMelts wrote:
Rhisereld wrote:
dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.
Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?
Yes.

This kind of demonstrates the problem with many admins.

Posted: **Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:58 pm**

dionysus24779 wrote:> Join and can declare ready, oh joy.
> Spawn as Geneticist... aww wanted to be Borg...
> Want to go to Robotics but as soon as I exit the door...
> TATOR... wow that's actually... really really rare for me, but I actually don't wanna... especially as a Geneticist
> First Objective Hypospray... mkay...
> Ask CMO to step into the Genesplicer so I can take a clean SE
> Le metafaggot CMO refuses and runs away like a weasel
> Use this as an excuse to act being angry at the CMO and demand job change to Scientist
> Be Scientist
> Oh someone is already doing Toxins... I hate that...
> Ask if I can make two bombs, is of no poblem.
> Try to fill my plasma tank... BOOM... and that's why you don't mix diffent recipe kids.
> Get dragged to Medbay
> Medbay Nurse stripes me down to put me into cryo even tho I had no isolating clothes... my eMag gets exposed of course.
> Get out of medbay, but Security is already waiting...
> Get time wasted by gloating from everyone...
> Get borged
> Get no name... no AI either...
> Print expensive renaming board and wait for Roboticist to return...
> Roboticist returns and shuffs the board into me without saying anything... end up with default name... of fucking course... that's what happens 99% of the time you use that fucking overexpensive board that shouldn't even be required.
> Print another board and wait for Roboticist to return...
> ...
> Eventually Roboticist returns, I'll tell him to try again and explain to him how the stupid fucking useless expensive reclassification board works...
> Roboticist just stares at me with a dull expression... eventually prints a mech syringe gun and fucks off leaving me standing behind...
> Wait for Roboticist to return... I'm already waiting like 15 minutes just to be named properly.
> Roboticist returns after several minutes... I ask if we can try again now, I already printed a stupid board minutes ago again...
> Roboticist opens me up, jams the board inside of me and fucks off again... yep I'm still default name... though most People don't fuck up twice, this is a first time.
> Print another fucking useless board, I'm at 105k wasted units of metal just to get a name, so great that borgs cannot name themselves...
> Wait for Roboticist to return... by the way I haven't moved an inch since I was built... too frustrated...
> Roboticist returns... I ask him to try yet again... he asks me why, I explain he already fucked up twice...
> He shoves the board into me yet again, and yet again I'm default name... tell him he's now on the third fuck up
> He tells me to fuck myslef and fucks off...
> Print another reclassification board... oh the joy of not being able to simple name myself... at least the Singularity escaped in the meantime so shuttle was called...
>...
>...
>...
>...
> Round ends...

It was a 58 minute round, I spend 40 minutes waiting to get my name...

I'm just gonna quote myself from the round.

Robotic Talk, default name states, "It's so great borgs cannot name themselves, really loving it, and the boards are so cheap and it's really worth everyones time to mess with boards and multitools, yap, amazing feature of being a borg, what a perk to have"
Robotic Talk, default name states, "It's especially awesome since everyone knows how to use the cheap efficient and totally necessary reclassification boards, so you never ever end up with default name on the first try, nu-uh, it's so incredibly rare that you need a second board just to correct a mistake, it's so awesome, I hope it will never be changed, I would hate to have only myself to blame for my name, it's so much better to let it be in the competence and good-will of another person, it builds trust you know"
Robotic Talk, default name states, "Oh I don't care, not at all, it's just a name, it's not like other beings can choose their own names, no everybody is named by another person, it's a great system."

I hate this fucking shit so much, I don't even care about my redtext or the powergaming during the round or whatever.

I've made a thread about this stupid shit, I got a poll, the poll is on my side, why isn't this changed, why after like 2-3 years of playing do I still have to rage about this simple to fix issue...

lol

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:20 am**

dionysus24779 wrote: Yeah this is the reason I have no respect for creationpro anymore and I already raged about that on some page in this thread.

Respect is earned, not granted. The "anymore" part implies you had it in the first place, which means I'm even.

Spoiler:

Not like I added that note without talking to you or something.

Also that's a great thread to shit up.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:24 pm**

CreationPro wrote:
Respect is earned, not granted. The "anymore" part implies you had it in the first place, which means I'm even.
Spoiler:

Also a good demonstration on what's wrong with many admins.

Not like I added that note without talking to you or something.

Yeah and you were absolutely ridiculous and unfair. Really I would've loved to see you try to better in a situation like that.

Also that's a great thread to shit up.

First of all, I'm not the one responding to it, you guys are. I even put my "rant" in spoilertags so it won't take up much space. You could always just not answer to it so there isn't a conversation started over it.

Second, I asked multiple times in game about this and the only answer I ever got was that there's no place to talk about it since normally a player doesn't even know about his notes. So this seems like the most appropiate place.

Posted: **Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:30 pm**

Leeet's get this back on track.

>Join as CMO.
>Badger
>So spoopy admin fuckery is going on.
>Some invisible man is running around, changelinging into people but with their equipment.
>Over the round, collect three rubber duckies that the spoopy invisible man turns into when I crit him and three of my own IDs, as well as a spare baton.
>Eventually in a room with a spoopy man that looks like me claiming the other person is actually the changeling. I know for a fact that this is bullshit because the spoopy person that looks like me has another spare baton, which are in short supply and would not have been given to them from a sting.
>Suddenly, the other person ARMBLADES, SHRIEKS, AND STARTS SLASHING AT ME AFTER BLIND STINGING ME.
>hellno
>Shoot myself up with ten units of dexalin, ten units of DD, and ten units of tricord in a mere few moments.
>Whip out the baton.
>Start swinging blindly at the air.
>-Whipash-
>Changeling flees into the night and I ignore the spoopy me that is gloating over being right.
>Medihuds are the only thing that can see these spoopy people. Maybe sechuds too, but I couldn't get one to tell.
>Eventually chase him down into the surgery room. have to click the HUD icon to knock him down, and he could still move after being knocked down.
>He gets away, of course, being invulnerable.
>Eventually I get more chems and go wandering around medbay where this thing seems to be mostly lurking.
>Walk into the surgery observation room, it's just standing there.
>I ask it if it's seriously just going to expect me not to see it.
>Silence.
>Then skulls breaking at the end of my baton.
>I brain the invisible spoopy man in robotics (someone took my damned saw for 'self defense' holy shit)
>Get turned into a zombie as admin fuckery for ruining their changeling murderous fun.
>Space the brainless body, give the brain to robotics.
>rage and tears when I had to leave after my glorious victory and becoming a zombie due to my lust for brains.

Posted: **Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:03 am**

dionysus24779 wrote:
Rhisereld wrote:
dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.
Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?
Where would that be?

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1909

Posted: **Fri Nov 07, 2014 9:58 am**

Rhisereld wrote:
dionysus24779 wrote:
Rhisereld wrote:
dionysus24779 wrote:Endless discussion of his own ban history.
Isn't there a more appropriate place you can put this?
Where would that be?
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1909

I've posted this on Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:30 pm and the thread you're linking to was started Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:22 am!

Plus it's not whining, it's complaining.

And to get back on track I had this lovely gem today:

> Be Roboticist
> Traitor
> Get my emag, build a borg, emag a borg, tell him objectives, all is good and well...
> Then out of the blue I can appendix-whatever-itis and I have to go to medbay, though since I was severely lagging at the time I had a Doctor drag me
> In Surgery there was an atmos guy who was also being operated on, but he just finished
> As the Medics strip me down my emag dropped on the floor
> Atmos Guy (I assume) steals my PDA and emag despite me yelling about not stealing my stuff
> Medics need like 10 minutes to figure out how to remove the appendix and operate me nearly to death
> Be finally cured, but well... PDA is missing...
> Suicide, because at this point I don't care anymore.

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:51 am**

>hop
>i'm not gonna open twenty clown slots
>open seven lawyer slots instead
>hope (but not expect) a law firm on ss13, possible litigation of legal matters
>lawyertide

fuck.

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:36 am**

IcePacks wrote:>hop
>i'm not gonna open twenty clown slots
>open seven lawyer slots instead
>hope (but not expect) a law firm on ss13, possible litigation of legal matters
>lawyertide

fuck.

Two of the lawyers were lings, and I made the law office into a strip poker club. Went pretty okay.

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2014 5:56 pm**

WeeYakk wrote:
IcePacks wrote:>hop
>i'm not gonna open twenty clown slots
>open seven lawyer slots instead
>hope (but not expect) a law firm on ss13, possible litigation of legal matters
>lawyertide

fuck.
Two of the lawyers were lings, and I made the law office into a strip poker club. Went pretty okay.

Sounds like a story of awesome.

Posted: **Sat Nov 08, 2014 8:26 pm**

Cipher3 wrote:
WeeYakk wrote:
IcePacks wrote:>hop
>i'm not gonna open twenty clown slots
>open seven lawyer slots instead
>hope (but not expect) a law firm on ss13, possible litigation of legal matters
>lawyertide

fuck.
Two of the lawyers were lings, and I made the law office into a strip poker club. Went pretty okay.
Sounds like a story of awesome.

Sounds like a case of sexual harassment in the workplace.

Posted: **Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:46 am**

>captain
>changeling(pda): yo, sec person is a ling, here's proof
>find proof
>convinced that the proof will convince the ai to help me discretely kill sec person
>since y'know, i don't want to say over the sec radio that the sec ling has that the ling is sec
>kill her
>shit goes in to high gear
>crew forms a veritable lynch mob
>barely managed to calm it down getting on the ai satellite
>still wind up spacing her
>rd: herrederr kill keptin
>synthetics on my ass
>nobody cares
>die
>nobody cares
>secling comes back in from the cold all alive-like
>nobody cares

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