/tg/Station 13

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10 20 42.

Cuban who? I need a nickname please.

Aranclanos wrote:

gifs count on this thread? Anyways, this happened last round.

Oh look, there I go bouncing against the singularity wall and the station again. Story for this image: First time Wizard. Ohshitwhatdo. Well, everyone Seems to take things like Magic Missile, Ethereal Jaunt, Mindswap... you know what? Fuck those spells, I'ma try to do something different. Mage Combat armor and it's space proof? Suuuure, SCrying orb so I can identify my victims... and let's see, Teleport to be able to get to anywhere I need to, Fireball as my go to attack spell.... and Blink for my 'this wall is in my way' AND 'OH CARP OH CARP OH CARP'.

Well, where do i begin? My missions are to kill an assistant... and get a tank of plasma. Well, if I'm gonna kill an assistant, I'm gonna need some lethality. I'll teleport to the armory! *Half of sec is in the armory* ... okay, grab a gun, and lazer dual some poeple! Oh no tazered... quick, start blinking randomly, I have a space suit, so if I blink into space it'll be fine! After random blinking happens I build up a teleport and make a clutch escape teleport... right next to telesci, blink into it, throw a few fireballs. (I shoulda started here). After that I warped into engineering storage to get my plasma tank and lick my wounds, and when I blinked out... well, I blinked, OUT. The gif is the result of that.

I still had fun.

NikNakFlak wrote: Someone drew this, was kinda creepy

>saiga crossing out 'yes' and intentionally mispelling 'people'

too perfect

Mandurrrh wrote:


10 20 42.

Cuban who? I need a nickname please.

You made me try this too. Froze my game for a good 5 minutes.

Tokiko2 wrote:

Mandurrrh wrote:


10 20 42.

Cuban who? I need a nickname please.

You made me try this too. Froze my game for a good 5 minutes.

It was such good fun what score did you get? The holes of course are gigantic!

Official clown business

I wouldn't accept that without a signature. Chameleon stamp.

Cipher3 wrote:I wouldn't accept that without a signature. Chameleon stamp.

>Being a meatgaming fag

WeeYakk wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:I wouldn't accept that without a signature. Chameleon stamp.

>Being a meatgaming fag

meatgaming is the plague of ss13 and truly it should be outlawed

Aranclanos wrote:-snip-

There's a few things that stood out to me in this image.

1: Your carrying a wide amount of traitor items, and a hand held teleporter.
2: You don't have your Security issue PDA.
3: Your giving a clown the entire armoury.
4: The Clown has a custom assigned Identification card.

Several possible scenarios

1: Your a traitor that infiltrated Security, and implanted yourself with a loyalty implant.
2: You really like giving non-Security personal guns on a whim.
3: The Captain is insane and really did give the Clown the authority to loot the armoury.

>warden not using secbelt
smh

Steelpoint wrote:

Aranclanos wrote:-snip-

There's a few things that stood out to me in this image.

1: Your carrying a wide amount of traitor items, and a hand held teleporter.
2: You don't have your Security issue PDA.
3: Your giving a clown the entire armoury.
4: The Clown has a custom assigned Identification card.

Several possible scenarios

1: Your a traitor that infiltrated Security, and implanted yourself with a loyalty implant.
2: You really like giving non-Security personal guns on a whim.
3: The Captain is insane and really did give the Clown the authority to loot the armoury.

4. Clown is a traitor and traded his items for guns.

SS13 Sokoban


Goal: Push all displaced wall girders onto the red circles.
Rules: You may only push the displaced wall girders, no pulling. You may not push them out of the room. You also may not open maint doors.


It's a bit more difficult than it looks! Try again.

Success!

thanks for making chests dismember-able, RR

Kraso wrote:-img snip-
thanks for making chests dismember-able, RR

They are ACTUALLY meant to be dismember-able, it's just not supposed to look like they're missing.
It's an icon issue.

Edit: Aaand just committed the fixes to the Repo, Next update they'll not disappear visibly.

Went to post one, remembered a bunch of others:

The round table of station pets.


Cable Art


Now this set is a fun on.

I booted up a test server, spawned some vines, set their chance of mutation from 1% to 9000000% (because i didn't understand exactly how that variable worked. at the time) spawned a coms console in ai core so the shuttle wouldn't get auto called when the others got destoried, then I went to bed and went to work the next day.

I come home from work and this is how the station looked: (Canadian isp warning: datacap killer, images are 10MB each)
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 091155.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 120844.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 120939.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 121023.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 121104.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 121141.png

Ya, those r-walls. Destroyed by vines.

And it seems they can consume items in their tile.

MrStonedOne wrote:Went to post one, remembered a bunch of others:

The round table of station pets.

Spoiler:

Cable Art

Spoiler:

Now this set is a fun on.

I booted up a test server, spawned some vines, set their chance of mutation from 1% to 9000000% (because i didn't understand exactly how that variable worked. at the time) spawned a coms console in ai core so the shuttle wouldn't get auto called when the others got destoried, then I went to bed and went to work the next day.

I come home from work and this is how the station looked: (Canadian isp warning: datacap killer, images are 10MB each)
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 091155.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 120844.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 120939.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 121023.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 121104.png
http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 121141.png

Ya, those r-walls. Destroyed by vines.

And it seems they can consume items in their tile.

I've seen wall destroying vines in a normal match. Each time I assume they were admin spawned or controlled, but each time I'm proven wrong and that they just end rounds.

Raven776 wrote:

MrStonedOne wrote:snip

I've seen wall destroying vines in a normal match. Each time I assume they were admin spawned or controlled, but each time I'm proven wrong and that they just end rounds.

Its a normal but rare mutation called aggressive spread. They will attempt with varying chance of success to destroy things near them. this includes computers, wires, apcs, pipes, walls and apparently r-walls.

Few things are more engrossing and atmospheric in SS13 than joining a really long-going round on a low pop server, where everybody's braindead, or regular-dead. And I mean everybody. I ran into one conscious person the whole time. Wandering through with just my cyborg eyes and a flashlight, trying to piece together what the hell had happened to this lifeless, dark, drifting hulk of a station, and what few bodies I could find... it was cool.

MrStonedOne wrote: http://tgstation13.org/msoshit/Atheist% ... 091155.png

The fucking vault is still intact.
Next time when shit hits the fan head for vault.

BAWKSES FOR THE BAWKSES GOD

I wanna run Rockbase some more, dangit.

http://i.imgur.com/d7sLLuc.png
http://i.imgur.com/AdJd7el.png

I remember that one round.

Hibbles wrote:I wanna run Rockbase some more, dangit.

http://i.imgur.com/d7sLLuc.png
http://i.imgur.com/AdJd7el.png

Spoiler:

could you link me the full map?

Found an old picture: the honkpocalypse (There were a lot more clowns than this.)

kool kids klub

Engineering megafortress album.

http://imgur.com/a/ppYN3

e: Sadly I didn't have time to more thoroughly fortify the airlock to open space, nor did I hide the shield gens behind rwall in order to prevent them from being acided by aliens.

Also, they called the shuttle while a xeno outbreak only had one drone.

me and jaraxxus on goon. jaraxxus kept suplexing the captain (the flashy neon guy) and i (im the ai shell at the top) and me and the captain kept farting his face because of his crimes against the flavor god. eventually jaraxxus got suplexed to death by the captain while i farted and tried to stop him because asimov

inb4 people saying that we should totally port the ai shell

wat is ai shell of which you speak

translators note: /slg/ means second life general

in the times of old

dem stungloves

geilebeer wrote:[REDACTED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES]

that's classified information, citizen

zionn wrote:Found an old picture: the honkpocalypse (There were a lot more clowns than this.)

I had a round similar to that, and by similar I mean the admins spawned clowns and they ended up forming a massive gang of evil.

I got bored as a chemist/MD and found out you can make meat now.

>Orlando Faust whispers, "I was sent here to kill you!"

someone adminhelped against me for making this autism fort

Me having fun on Artyom about a few months ago.

if you want to vandalize the station with graffiti, first get a dictionary

Ricotez wrote:

if you want to vandalize the station with graffiti, first get a dictionary

Oh god why am I laughing so hard.

Ricotez wrote:

if you want to vandalize the station with graffiti, first get a dictionary

I caused this


I-I-I'm s-sorry

5 person crew.
Captain: "Let's set up the singulo at the bridge!"


Surprisingly, it actually worked. Even singulo inspector Pun Pun was fine(and with fine I mean dead because someone killed him early on but he never got eaten by the singulo).

I killed pun pun

Pun Pun doesn't fuck around.

Skorvold wrote:Pun Pun doesn't fuck around.

Spoiler:

That round was fun

First round lizardpeople are added to sybil, AI throws the lizards a party in the holodeck:






not pictured: 5-6 lizards burning alive in the holodeck.

Serie of events! First round on /tg/ where lizards are a player preference, we decide to throw a party at the holodeck

Aranclanos wrote:

Spoiler:

Serie of events! First round on /tg/ where lizards are a player preference, we decide to throw a party at the holodeck

i just hope this stuff doesn't become common, else it will become lame and overdone really fast.

lizards are nonhuman
they are not protected by law 1
therefore all AIs will have a nice, erect, throbbing murderboner

Kraso wrote:lizards are nonhuman
they are not protected by law 1
therefore all AIs will have a nice, erect, throbbing murderboner

The Server has rules
Follow them
Non hostile other-races are covered by Asimov.