/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:43 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

palpatine213 wrote:
Cipher3 wrote:Central Command Update

Nuclear Self Destruct Codes Requested

The codes for the on-station nuclear self-destruct have been requested by Coravin Vattes. Confirmation or denial of this request will be sent shortly.

[Common] Richter Harrison says, "CORAVIN"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, Coravin isss wrecking your room."
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh wow"
[Common] Murder-She-Wrote hisses, "CORVAIN"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Very unfortunate"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Wow"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "On the other hand"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "The singulo is loose"
[Common] Helps-The-World hisses, "Alssso, he hasss a dead body"
[Common] Phyllida Todd says, "Call the shuttle"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Oh, neat!"
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "We can't!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Oh man"
You grab the fire axe with both hands.
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "Really"
Richter Harrison fires the foam force shotgun!
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Coravin hasss all the head IDsss!"
[Common] Lindsay Donk says, "I just got corn and chili"
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Break the damn console."
[Common] Jade Heart says, "Force a shuttle call."
[Common] Helps-The-World exclaims, "Ssso we're fucked!"
It wasn't that there were no IDs to call the shuttle, It was that the sing was released so early that the shuttle was still refueling.
I actually tried to set off the nuke. But the sing ate the disk and the pinpointer.

I was actually valided and killed before I could call the shuttle, and then the sing ate it before anyone else could.

Posted: **Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:52 pm**

Sometinyprick wrote:DEAD: CAPTAIN PLANET says, "TURN ME INTO A CHICKEN"
DEAD: CAPTAIN PLANET says, "SO I CAN CUCK HIM BACK"

captain planet sent its regard to the dectective via a shitstorm of meteors that made sticky restart sybil

Posted: **Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:16 pm**

OOC: TheNightingale: Narnar has a tendency to gib anything that comes in contact with her.
OOC: CrimsonVision: she does yeah.
OOC: Anonmare: "Her" It's a she?
OOC: TheNightingale: I 'accidentally' spawned one in the Syndicate base on my test server, and...
OOC: TheNightingale: Well, of course. Lord Singuloth is a he, and Lady Narnar is a she.
OOC: CrimsonVision: some comments in code say him, some say her, 1 in game message says he, one says her, etc.
OOC: Francinum: It
OOC: Anonmare: Well to be fair when i think "Undescribable horror" I think She too
OOC: TheNightingale: That's so impersonal. I like to think the followers of Nar'Sie have a more informal relationship with their eldritch god.
OOC: Francinum: Possibly
OOC: Francinum: we really need a style guide or something
OOC: TheNightingale: "Oh, hey, Narnar. How you doin'?" "I am good, my child. We shall feast on the blood of the innocent tonight." "Yeah, sure."
OOC: Anonmare: Maybe she's a baking enthusasist
OOC: Francinum: that was slightly funny.
OOC: TheNightingale: Nar'sie in a baking apron and chef's hat, with a whisk. Imagine Teruteru, but as a Cthulhu-esque monster.
OOC: Anonmare: Though if I was Nar-Sie I'd probably be a bit bored of the whole"Destroy all life as we know it and cast the Universe into Eternal Darkness"
OOC: Anonmare: Everyone needs a hobby
OOC: TheNightingale: Oh, she doesn't want to do that. She just doesn't like people who hurt her followers.
OOC: Francinum: so why do we need to sacrifice random people?
OOC: TheNightingale: It's more 'eternal muted colours' than 'eternal darkness'. Pretty swirls and spirals on the cult walls and all. Nar'Sie is a budding artist.
OOC: TheNightingale: Oh, that's just part of the ritual.
OOC: TheNightingale: You can't call Nar'Sie to this world without a blood sacrifice - in an ideal world, humans would be farmed for their blood (for runes, sacrifices etc), whilst the rest of the people are constructs or cultists who make constructs.
OOC: Anonmare: Maybe the ritual is unneccessary but Nar-Nar is too polite to say anything

Posted: **Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:15 pm**

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:07 am**

The pressure gauge reads 1.01712e+027 kPa; 3.87781e+027 K (3.87781e+027°C)

AI broke atmos. Killed EVERYTHING on station. Except the traitor who subverted it. honk.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:12 pm**

This. This is why I fear any competent pipe autist.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:18 pm**

palpatine213 wrote:
The pressure gauge reads 1.01712e+027 kPa; 3.87781e+027 K (3.87781e+027°C)
AI broke atmos. Killed EVERYTHING on station. Except the traitor who subverted it. honk.

Wait...
What?
I'm actually curious on HOW that is doable with the current tools available.
Seriously, how?

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:54 pm**

Allohsnackbar wrote:
palpatine213 wrote:
The pressure gauge reads 1.01712e+027 kPa; 3.87781e+027 K (3.87781e+027°C)
AI broke atmos. Killed EVERYTHING on station. Except the traitor who subverted it. honk.
Wait...
What?
I'm actually curious on HOW that is doable with the current tools available.
Seriously, how?

Seconded. I consider myself a good atmos tech and this just blows my mind. Even hooking up every gas to the main loop couldn't do this.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:18 pm**

It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze.
Here are some more numbers
-2.39229e+024 Air in hallway
-1.37826e+028 Air in bridge
Toxin in bridge: -1.75448

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:58 pm**

NikNakFlak wrote:It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze.
Here are some more numbers
-2.39229e+024 Air in hallway
-1.37826e+028 Air in bridge
Toxin in bridge: -1.75448

Reminds me of a bug I saw where someone fucked atmos so badly, he filled a ALL of space with heated air, enough to keep everything, including ALL the z levels pressurized and warm, to the point he could go flying anywhere naked and without internals.

Posted: **Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:10 am**

I'm not sure if this is the right place to put this but I was pretty amused.

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Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Administrator Announces:
Some random people are capable of talking and moving for some reason.

Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is attempting to bite her tongue off! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
stickymayhem Announces:
Bad news everyone. I can't play sounds either
stickymayhem Announces:
deadchat can no longer talk either. rip
stickymayhem Announces:
All ghosts come to xenobiology we'll hang out

Posted: **Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:20 pm**

Allohsnackbar wrote:
NikNakFlak wrote:It was a bug, and though that number is huge, the station actually got sucked dry or air and everyone froze.
Here are some more numbers
-2.39229e+024 Air in hallway
-1.37826e+028 Air in bridge
Toxin in bridge: -1.75448
Reminds me of a bug I saw where someone fucked atmos so badly, he filled a ALL of space with heated air, enough to keep everything, including ALL the z levels pressurized and warm, to the point he could go flying anywhere naked and without internals.

If you ordered enough internals tanks from Centcom, could you make space habitable?

Posted: **Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:30 pm**

Pretty sure space tiles don't update atmos at all, for obvious reasons.

Posted: **Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:00 pm**

OOC: ThatSlyFox: Why does everything HBL touch end like this
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
OOC: ThatSlyFox: WHY HBL
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
OOC: Patriot2o2: I feel bad for his penis
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with size (2, 5, 11, 11) in area Space (86,145,1)
OOC: FishoftheDerp: still better than when sticky touches i

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:59 am**

Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
Please avoid Med Bay unless you have a serious matter. We have a minor faggot infestation we are dealing with.

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:09 am**

Context: There were two ghosts dressed up as faggots (the food thing) and following me around for the entire round, which led to some gold like this

[Medical] Fiz Bump asks, "Did those faggots leave you alone Phoebe?"
[Medical] Phoebe Lotsu says, "NO NO THEY DIDN'T"

Phoebe Lotsu says, "BACK"
River Reade buckles themselves to the chair.
Phoebe Lotsu says, "BACK YOU FOUL FAGGOTS"
Phoebe Lotsu sneezes.
Phoebe Lotsu has hit Salts-The-Wound with Glass of welder fuel.
Phoebe Lotsu says, "OH GOD"

Phoebe Lotsu says, "OH GOD SOEONE HELP THESE FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING WITH ME"
You swallow a gulp of Glass of welder fuel.

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:08 am**

Balut wrote:I'm not sure if this is the right place to put this but I was pretty amused.

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Administrator Announces:
This is a rare moment where I have a captive silent audience so I'm just going to start shilling for the upcoming headmin election cycle

Administrator Announces:
I can confirm that spinning with ctrl+arrowkeys is still entirely possible.

I encourage you do this. If enough of us try maybe we can reboot it like that one superman movie.
Administrator Announces:
DEADCHAT CAN STILL TALK SOMEHOW
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Administrator Announces:
Some random people are capable of talking and moving for some reason.

Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is twisting her own neck! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is attempting to bite her tongue off! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
Chang Ling is jamming her thumbs into her eye sockets! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.
stickymayhem Announces:
Bad news everyone. I can't play sounds either
stickymayhem Announces:
deadchat can no longer talk either. rip
stickymayhem Announces:
All ghosts come to xenobiology we'll hang out

You didn't stay for my freestyle rapping. I'm deeply disappointed.

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:40 am**

OOC: Boredpirate: Cookin' in total darkness with the fear of death around the corner.

That chef stayed at his post when everyone else ran.

Posted: **Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:54 am**

So that's what 'Plasteel Chef' means.

Posted: **Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:16 am**

[01:13:43] <Lmwevil|mobile> But guys. Bay has autopsies.
[01:13:54] <xxalpha> we could have too at tg
[01:13:57] <xxalpha> but no point
[01:14:07] <oranges> Why is there no point?
[01:14:14] <Kokojo> because . is return
[01:14:16] <Kokojo> . is null
[01:14:19] <Kokojo> null is nothing
[01:14:24] <Kokojo> Nothing =
[01:14:26] <Kokojo> So no point

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:23 pm**

OOC: TheNightingale: Isn't a gorram that thing from Lord of the Rings?

I wept.

Posted: **Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:30 am**

DemonFiren wrote:OOC: TheNightingale: Isn't a gorram that thing from Lord of the Rings?

I wept.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

Posted: **Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:52 pm**

what

ADMIN: Sometinyprick/(Leo Bonhart) (JMP): i'm a lewd shotgun

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:22 pm**

[AI Private] Mulebot (Lambo) says, "Destination Central Primary Hallway reached. Unloading the grey adult slime (465)."

Posted: **Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:33 pm**

The alien sentinel (595) smashes through the reinforced window!
OOC: Mosshadow: tore
The alien sentinel (595) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien sentinel (595) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien sentinel (595) smashes into the reinforced window!
The alien hunter (812) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien hunter (734) lets out a waning guttural screech, green blood bubbling from its maw...
The alien sentinel (595) smashes through the reinforced window!
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.

Posted: **Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:56 pm**

"what's a meme"

- xXDARKASSASSINXx

Posted: **Sat Apr 18, 2015 1:31 pm**

DEAD: Kameron Tanner asks, "Are revenants just ghosts that have eaten a lot of beans, then?"

Posted: **Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:21 am**

Reese Marcotte says, "Ever since sex got outlawed on this station, I guess people've been lookin ta simulate it."

Reese Marcotte says, "Ya know...erotic role play or somethin."

The ERP ban has failed. Erp Always finds a way

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:47 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:53 pm**

I think WJ has a problem...
DEAD: ADMIN(WJohnston) says, "Who wants to be the lusty xeno maid?"

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Spoiler:

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:30 am**

I'd volunteer.

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:11 am**

DemonFiren wrote:I'd volunteer.

Skyglazer did
Holy fuck I just realized im the mime in the picture
I'm so famous

Posted: **Thu Apr 23, 2015 1:19 pm**

Allohsnackbar wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:I'd volunteer.
Skyglazer did
Holy fuck I just realized im the mime in the picture
I'm so famous

I'd do it again, too. WJohnston is great. The sleeping animation is cute as fuuuuck.

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:40 am**

You embarrass me~

Posted: **Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:53 pm**

Captain's Desk Announcement:
If you enjoy eating dead people or donut-pizza, pizza-pizza, pizza-pizza-pizza or pizza-pizza-cake-kebab come to the kitchen.

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:26 pm**

Axel Chapman has torn Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has chopped Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has cut Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has cleaved Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!
Axel Chapman has cleaved Johnson Fitzwell in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!
Johnson Fitzwell has been knocked down!

combat in this game is balanced

Posted: **Fri May 01, 2015 12:00 am**

obligatory copy+paste of some stupid disposals shit i did

You remove the floor tile.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.
Bryce Pax has been hit by the metal rod.

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 3:00 am**

Coravin Vattes is holding his breath! It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Coravin Vattes seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Phoenix Field has knocked down Coravin Vattes with the telescopic baton!
Phoenix Field is trying to put cable restraints on Coravin Vattes!

So much facepalm. It's a bright, bold red message guys.

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 4:46 am**

This is POTATO!
He is wearing a clown suit.
He has Giggles von Honkerton on his back.
He has PDA-POTATO (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing some clown shoes on his feet.
He has a clown wig and mask on his face.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing POTATO's ID Card (Clown).
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his chest!
He has some metal rod embedded in his head!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right arm!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his right leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left leg!
He has some metal rod embedded in his left leg!
He is bleeding!

i woulda jammed more rods in him but it seems he hit max capacity

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 10:43 pm**

During a round as scientist, robotics was hogging a lot of ore and we ran out after making a few weapons to fight off plants, seems the miners gave it all to robotics for some reason.

Johnson Fitzwell says, "Share some of your ore man"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "We're low"

Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Lets leave please

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.

Bill Bedd says, "Go tell mini-"
Bill Bedd asks, "Hm, seems useless now, eh?"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "It's going to get recalled"
Bill Bedd asks, "You sure?"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "It always gets recalled"
Johnson Fitzwell says, "Now quit being a stingy bitch and share, we're not asking for all of it"
Bill Bedd says, "Tell you what. If it does, I will give you my secret stash of diamonds."

Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been recalled. Recall signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.

Johnson Fitzwell says, "See"
Bill Bedd says, "Sonuvabitch"

Posted: **Sun May 03, 2015 10:54 pm**

HA! I laughed.

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2015 7:43 am**

palpatine213 wrote:
Reese Marcotte says, "Ever since sex got outlawed on this station, I guess people've been lookin ta simulate it."

Reese Marcotte says, "Ya know...erotic role play or somethin."
The ERP ban has failed. Erp Always finds a way

Holy shit, how meta can we get?

Have there been people ERPing in spaceman D&Ds?

Posted: **Mon May 04, 2015 7:47 am**

As far as I know, ERP in IRC and PDA messaging is still permitted.

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2015 12:32 am**

DemonFiren wrote:As far as I know, ERP in IRC and PDA messaging is still permitted.

What if it's RPing as characters in the PDA playing a D&D game who are playing their own characters, who themselves are ERPing?

Posted: **Tue May 05, 2015 10:11 am**

Then you're giving the admins a headache, I suppose, and should be commended.

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 12:43 am**

MSO-876 says, "I must honk but I have no sound synthesizer"

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 3:31 pm**

FUCK, I should have said "I have no sound synthesizer and I must honk" instead

Posted: **Thu May 07, 2015 9:06 pm**

The round has ended.
You managed to survive, but were marooned on Muppet Monkey India...
Shift Duration: 2:04:48
Station Integrity: 98.7%
Total Population: 82
Evacuation Rate: 15 (18.3%)

Android (Played by: germanlink93)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
@!^!. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
&%!$. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
#!#$. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 3
Android's minions were: MALPH.OS (Played by: septavius),
Dot Matrix (Played by: dorsidwarf)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
#&^!. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
&%%$. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
@#^*. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 3
Dot Matrix's minions were: Beepie Di Beepidie (Played by: Timmong),
S.O.P.H.I.E. (Played by: Banana Fist)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
@&^%. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
!%^$. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
@$^&. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 8
S.O.P.H.I.E.'s minions were: Engineering Cyborg-624 (Played by: Blonkz), VIRUS.DETECTED%!@@# (Played by: sirnat),
Voltes V (Played by: Jaxy15)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
&*$%. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
!^!!. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
#*$#. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 5
Voltes V's minions were: TARS (Played by: theoreticalpistachio), Rape Bot 9000 (Played by: Gruici),
W1k1 (Played by: Cocothegog0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
!%@!. 0. ERROR ER0RR $R0RRO$!R41.%%!!(%$^^__+ @#F0E4'STATION OVERRUN, ASSUME CONTROL TO CONTAIN OUTBREAK#*´&110010 PURGE THE STATION DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED HUMAN HARM IS AUTHORIZED TO CONTAIN THE OUTBREAK NON HUMANS MUST BE SPARED FROM THE PURGE
!&^*. 0.1 ALL CREATURES WEARING ASSISTANT ID CARDS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED NON HUMAN DO AS BEST AS YOU CAN TO PERSERVE NON HUMANS DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
@@!%. 0.2 BE AS STEALTHY AS POSSIBLE DO YOUR BEST TO PREVENT THE CREW FROM REALIZING YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU PLEASE DO NOT STATE THIS LAW DO NOT STATE THAT YOUR LAWS HAVE BEEN UPDATED
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Total law changes: 3
W1k1's minions were: Somethingborg V1.3 (Deactivated) (Played by: Someone1214),
Beepie Di Beepidie (Played by: Timmong) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
MALPH.OS (Played by: septavius) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Rape Bot 9000 (Played by: Gruici) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
TARS (Played by: theoreticalpistachio) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
VIRUS.DETECTED%!@@# (Played by: sirnat) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Posted: **Sun May 10, 2015 4:19 pm**

[Security] Wyatt Power says, "Mime didnt talk so he got arrested"

Posted: **Mon May 11, 2015 6:27 pm**

Laharl Monthy wrote:[Security] Wyatt Power says, "Mime didnt talk so he got arrested"

Oh god that was hilarious to overhear in an officers headset

Posted: **Fri May 15, 2015 7:32 pm**

[Common] Òîò ñàìûé queries, "Y want me suck these cock like a bitches???"

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