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When a traitor fails to subvert an AI by onehumaning a non-asimov.

When a non-head or security crewmember gets all access and uses it to become every crewmember's favourite person - on the frontlines in battle, dragging the wounded to medbay, dabbling in a bit of everything.

Raven776 wrote:When a traitor fails to subvert an AI by onehumaning a non-asimov.

Hahah this everytime.

>Be AI
>Get Paladin lawset
>Get "Stupid McAssistant is the only human on the station"
>Great nice to have some information for which changes nothing.
> Oh wait, trying to one human the AI is pretty evil.
> "McAssistant is the only human on the station crew, but the rest of you are good things in my book"

Cipher3 wrote:

JStheguy wrote:When people actually eat food the chef makes instead of shovling 4nos.

On that subject, when chefs and bartenders are actually robust/know what they're doing and do it.

I always like setting out a whole bunch of mixed drinks at the bar, but it's usually quickly depleted by some bored assistant who drinks them all, drops all the glasses on the ground and goes braindead.

Err, to counter that negativity, I really like security officers who are fair and not power abusing shitlords, captains who can actually lead, people who build fun projects like maint bars, shops, pop-up discos, whatever.

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Saegrimr wrote:*ping

borgs are 2moe4me

Cik wrote:

Saegrimr wrote:*ping

borgs are 2moe4me

Especially the engieborg. I don't know why, but they're fucking adorable.

Alfred Keplin.

Reed Glover.

Erbbu wrote:Reed Glover.

Antags who refuse to kill Reed. Motherfucker's like Izchak in Nethack.

Erbbu wrote:Reed Glover.

this man has tricord running through his veins, and exhales dexalin

*ping

Playing a Lizard Roboticist and actually have the borgs smack me when I don't listen to them.

Playing a Lizard and have the borgs say 'No' when I tell them to do something.

Synthetics in general that really understand their role and their rights and aren't afraid to use it for silliness or fun in general.

Being able to Play as a LIzard constantly now. (the hissing gets annoying, but the non human aspect really appeals to me. <3 Also leads to fun situations of specie-ism.)

Any miner who finds a space cutlass and is instantly a pirate. Ye may be a friendly pirate, ye may only want to help ye crew, but ye be a pirate all the same.

Creating walls of holographic signs around a section of a hallway I'm cleaning as the janitor and watching people completely ignore the wal sl of bright yellow signs and slip anyway

Being the guy who slips anyway but doesn't get mad at the Janitor because he did put up the signs.

Finding a wizard den with mythril coins and then praying to order spell books and then receiving said spell books.

When people actually give you back your stolen shit. I was a clown that got completely stripped, lost my PDA, and then the mime came right up to me and returned it.

When ancient threads are necro'd but the necroposts are good.


When people say "Darn" when I pull a revolver on them instead of ";HALP"

When people murderbone in funny ways.

Cargo techs that let me print off all the large beakers I want.

Chemists that let me take all their power filling them with mutagen.

Security officers that don't care if I grow Deathnettles/Novaflowers

People who actually make interesting requests of me, in whatever job I have. Botany is actually kind of dull when your chef asks for "just whatever".

Security officers who at least act amused when I act blase and offer helpful suggestions for my own sentencing.

when the roboticist and the person looking to get augmented both understand that borging is a much faster and more important proces and serve the guy who wants borging first.

So far this has happened every single time and it makes me so happy.

I have never arrived mid procedure but i asume if they werent on the last few limbs they would be willing to change patients for a moment.

Admins who take the time to do creative/fun events.
Clowns that are entertining.
When your murderer actually talks to you before killing you
Security who talk to you while you're being arrested
But most of all, people who take the time to roleplay and talk to people. I love it when I can have full IC converations with people.

indeed just chating makes most of the best roleplay.

Characters with quirks that aren't annoying, like a preferred outfit.

People who help you up after you get slipped or stunned on accident.

Antagonists who spare you when you plead for your life.

Players who don't immediately try to dunk you with a fire extinguisher when you spare them.

Players who allow you to scan them and heal them instead of bumrushing the open door and throwing themselves in cryo.

Botanists who grow foods.

HOPs that are understanding of my desire for a gimmick and give me a funny job title.

Engineers that ask to be let in instead of just doorhacking everything.

Security that talks to you when you ask them why you are being arrested.

Security that properly searches prisoners before leaving them in a cell.

Security that responds to reports of theft and assault.

Clowns that do things beyond slipping people.

Clowns that tell jokes.

Mimes that do things beyond dropping invisible walls and smashing bottles over peoples heads.

That one monkey with the doctors backpack and paramedic hat that saved my life like 5 times dragging me through the medbay box-flaps.

I've hacked medbay doors open more times than I can count because I'm sick as shit of waiting outside bleeding to death while all the doctors are fucking around in the bar. Sometimes I shock them, their vending machines, and the CMO office too if they're being that shit.

People do this a lot (with Security too). They see one or two incompetent members of a department and assume the entire department is like that - in actuality, you're probably putting a good doctor at a disadvantage there. The trick is to punish those ones in particular (for example, by replacing their medicine with water).


As Security: People who actually come quietly when I ask them to. Bonus points if they're a traitor and they talk their way out of punishment. ("It was my grandmother's emag, it's a family heirloom.")
As Medical: Chemists who go through with my request for 350u Synthflesh every round. I'm so sorry, Chemistry, but you wouldn't believe the amount of lives it saves.
As Engineering: AIs who let me into EVA. It doesn't actually happen that often, but magboots and materials are a big deal.
As Science: Miners. Any miner, so long as we have minerals in the first hour or so. There's a special place in heaven for the ones who deliver straight to Science.
As AI: People who try and minimise 'harm' for you. "Hey, so I know there's a wizard, but can I upload this law saying, uh... it's Ian's birthday?" (It's a Purge board.) Also, medibots and efficient cyborgs.

Antags that actually RP

EasX wrote:Antags that actually RP

I'll believe it when I see it.

Zilenan91 wrote:I've hacked medbay doors open more times than I can count because I'm sick as shit of waiting outside bleeding to death while all the doctors are fucking around in the bar. Sometimes I shock them, their vending machines, and the CMO office too if they're being that shit.

what's your character name? I want to know so the next time you need medical attention I accidently pump you full of morphine and slip your autistic ass to death and space your debrained corpse. Go back to your dota2 you fucking sperglord.

TheNightingale wrote:As Engineering: AIs who let me into EVA. It doesn't actually happen that often, but magboots and materials are a big deal.

I would never even consider denying anyone eva access unless I had a very fucking good reason to do so I wouldent keep them out under Robocop or paliden either I generaly just bolt eva open the first time I let somebody in. i am generaly fairly lax with where I allow people access to (outside my well known aversion to people in my upload) but eva more then anything should be the right of all 2d spacemen.

come to think of it don't we have a rule about denying eva access anyway although that's really there more to let people steal rcds then to get spacesuits

Security officers who actually communicate with one another

Fun uploaded laws
Fun Ion laws

When someone suicides and then lets me stroke my surgery peen by showing up green in a morgue tray so I can defy all of the asshat assistants trying to steal their body by reviving them.

When people say "Uh, AI, let me upload a law about Ian's birthday" while a wizard is murderbonering outside and that's what they actually do

when admins respond to your prayers

even if all they do is insult you or give you a cookie instead of the guns you asked for, basically any kind of response just makes me happier

When I have a justified reason to give out all access to people as HoP. (Such as a station emergency or giving out all access to my fellow antags)
When people ask the head of a department first before asking me to give them access to that department.
When people wait patiently without pushing or shoving in the HoP line.
When I give someone a job, and they actually do it, and they're actually good at it.
When cargo and the HoP actually work together.
When as the HoP, I can give someone some civilian job, and know I made their round just a little bit more fun.
When I can get away with giving people goofy gimmicks without the crew lynching me as the HoP.
When I don't get attacked instantly after leaving my office cause I'm the HoP.
When as QM, cargo actually listens to me.
Fulfilling orders as cargo and hearing about how those orders were actually put to good use.

Clown and mime duos that either work together or try to one up each other. Nothing mroe terrifying than mimes and clowns overcoming their differences in the name of pranks

AnonymousNow wrote:

EasX wrote:Antags that actually RP

Being brutally murdered can be a thoroughly enjoyable experience when it's not just being wordlessly slipped/stunned/revolver'd/murderboned to death. On this note, lings and traitors who overtake security as a team, and take over the station instead of murdering everyone.

Erbbu wrote:Reed Glover.

This. I watched this guy teach a new player Botany the other day while four lings murdered everyone on the station. They even let him come on the escape shuttle afterward instead of killing him, and stopped the one ling who tried to attack him. Also Lucina Lawrence/Hightower, Yuki Macintosh, Guy Stevens, Studies-and-Surveys, and several others who I can't recall off the top of my head who are genuinely enjoyable people to play and RP with, and always make me look forward to joining the round when they're playing.

Crews that play along when I pull a fake Centcom officer gimmick as a traitor.

mattroks101 wrote: When as the HoP, I can give someone some civilian job, and know I made their round just a little bit more fun.

I feel so bad when my reporters and safety inspectors do an awesome job and I can't look over their results because I'm dealing with a bunch of antags.

people who don't get mad when i confiscate their weapons as a sec officer. I didn't even brig ya, fam, why you gotta be so mad? Yes, there's a revolution/cult/shennigans, that's why I'm asking you to turn over the weapon, yo!

If it's something like a spear or a hatchet I don't really get it since those are piss easy to make, if you confiscate one he could've made eight more in that time.

yes i ask him nicely not to make more.

When the AI praises me for setting up the singulo when the nonexistent/incompetent engi force wouldn't.

Low pop rounds where a traitorlingnewcop doesn't murder everyone

Low pop dual eswording

Lube grenades spammed at escape.

Halloween events

Revs

Mimes

Emily Ranger slip antics (Even though she robusts me all the time)

Lubing outside medbay and watching ppl lynch the chemist for giving it to me.

Borgs that follow laws to the letter.

Mekhi Anderson as RD/Sec

Helping clowns from getting shit on by tiders.

Making a stunprod to be a vigilante sec member when I use it on unsuspecting criminals who are stunning a officer.

Being a janitor and using water the entire round, BC fuck space cleaner its a boring product to use.

When sec actually see me break into hop before shuttle arrives and don't taze me when they see im getting Ian.

Wiz rounds when I get staff of door to steal caps laser and no one ever finds it again.

Why can't we have wiz rounds where it makes people antags and it spawns a staff of anim anywhere.

Saeg

Techno

Loller

Niknak

Ausops

PAS

^ "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

When Reed Glover acknowledges my existence.

Also to continue my list of people I like:

Bryce pax

Emily ranger

Oldman Robustin

Thomas Laser

Shaps

Zeela tak

I also enjoy a decent nuke ops round where it isnt too easy nor too hard as either crew or op.

(Please add pin pointers to the armory, atleast one or two more even in a locked locker.)

>liking shaps

Shaps is cool tho :c

Bro coworkers who help deal with the crowds and raid for more materials while I'm scooping brains out for borgs.

>tatorling
>station has gone to shit
>swarmers somehow
>a swarmer disablecuffzaps me all the way from escape to arrivals
>sure okay fuck it I'm taking a pod
>get in pod
>it's missing its doors, I'm in plain sight
>another swarmer finds me
>emote desperately to the swarmer
>swarmer wordlessly begins disassembling the chairs in the pod, including the one I'm buckled to
>and makes a trap where the first chair was
>the trap keeps me safely in the pod all the way back to centcom

th-thanks swarmer bro

Chefs who pile on a huge variety of food on the table.

Chemists who make medicine and not meth.

People who doubtedly take my healing virus and later thank me or say it helped them.
(The day when I show kevinz that my virus design /CAN/ outheal space and he realizes the difference between code and practice)

Science that doesn't act like FantasticFwoosh

Botantist that grow food.

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