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hello gamers, if you enjoy time travel stories/mechs and arent opposed to anime i suggest you play/watch 13 sentinels:aegis rim

oranges wrote:[youtube]Zwk4oEdTmls[/youtube]

So many ancient memes from like 2011. Maybe the server really is dying?

cacogen wrote:

oranges wrote:[youtube]Zwk4oEdTmls[/youtube]

So many ancient memes from like 2011. Maybe the server really is dying?

we really are at a defecit for talented creatives lately, most recent art is done by commissions from furry artists to draw catgirl OCs and nothing else which honestly is only tangentially ss13-related

That's sad it sounds like it's less about funny and relatable scenarios and more about my gay OC nobody will remember unless they kill everyone at every opportunity

the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

I don't know what is being discussed here but I feel like leaving a message here...

Hi everyone eat food, drink water, and smash potatoes, life is short but potatoes are eternal hope you all have an amazing day goodbye xoxo .

don't smash potatos, 10/10 on the rest of that tho

BebeYoshi wrote:I don't know what is being discussed here but I feel like leaving a message here...

Hi everyone eat food, drink water, and smash potatoes, life is short but potatoes are eternal hope you all have an amazing day goodbye xoxo .

CLEARLY
you have never heard of the irish potato famine

Yeah

honestly I'm too new to talk about the really old states of the game and I'm too tired to read the rest of this thread but because general chat is actually just a lower-quality off-topic (they DON'T want you to know this)

uHHHHHHH mashed potatoes > not-mashed potatoes but if you don't mash the potatoes yourself (eg: you buy the pre-mashed mix shit?? idfk why this exists) I will literally cry that shit tastes like fucking ass it's so fucking godawful holy shit how can people eat this crap

TWATICUS wrote:the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

i have not downloaded it but thank you for the offer

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:fucking godawful holy shit how can people eat this crap

it takes like three minutes to microwave

that's horribly sad

there is nothing

ok, and?

i feel like i should mention btw i made this thread because i heard zoomers say that the game was dying because of code changes and manuelmins or something along those lines and used a graph showing player count over time as proof or something.

in reality, the game will always be dropping in players over time because people get bored and move on and theres very little advertising for this game.

p.s. when i say "the game" i mostly mean /tg/
p.s.2. this post reflects my feelings for how it was when i played, things might have changed in the past 2 years

BorisvcBorison wrote:ok, and?

and you will have to read my posts about it until there is

When I was arrested (narcotics) a few years ago, my life was in shambles. My health was failing, I was deeply in debt, addicted to drugs and cripplingly depressed and lonely. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I was put in chains after a drug deal gone wrong and shipped off to federal prison. My time in prison was brutal, to say the least. I was weaker than everyone else and I had no friends. And inside the walls, it's a dog eat dog world. Worse yet, some of the more "loose" prisoners had taken a liking to me and I eventually found myself having to fend them off every night. I'd like to say that I was successful in driving them back each time they came for me, but the harsh reality is that I was simply outnumbered and outgunned.

To me at that time, it felt like there was no hope to be found. This was it. I planned to get a slot in the woodworking shop and take a circular saw to my neck. Gruesome and painful, sure, but at least it was going to be quick. And then relief forever. I was sitting in the cafeteria by myself, as usual, thinking about my plan while eating the slop the penal system called food. To my utter surprise and fear, a burly white man with a swastika on his forehead sat down across from me and began to eat with me. I remember anxiously eyeing him as he and I ate in silence. The thoughts that were running through my head were, "What did I do to piss off the Brotherhood?" and, "It isn't going to be easy to fight this one off". When we finished our meals, the man looked at me in the eyes and told me to come find him during rec time. Then he got up and left.

I still don't know why I actually did it when the time came. For all I knew, a group of Aryans were going to turn me into a bloody pulp. When I got there, though, instead of angry gangsters intent on eviscerating me, I found a family. One of which the likes I've never had before in my life. Over my time in prison, I became one with the Brotherhood and the Brotherhood became one with me. When I finally got out, the reason I made it out alive was due to the Brotherhood. They fixed everything for me and even set up my future as a free man. Sure it wasn't perfect, and I had to do many things I wasn't proud of, but it was what was for the best. That is why I created a character named "Sieg Heil", as a tribute to the Aryan Brotherhood in thanks for what they did for me. It seemed so insignificant at the time..
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i didnt knwo what masters were and i just voluntered to be master out of boredom and i actually got it but i didnt know how to do anything so the cult failed lol sorry my bad

Why you think you should be unbanned: Shortly after I left prison, I was struggling to make ends meet and I turned back to my life of crime. I broke into a house one night out of desperation. I had a gun on me - I wasn't looking to kill, but I wanted to make it clear that I wasn't looking for a fight either. As I was stuffing some silver decanters into my duffle bag, the lights came on and when I turned around there was an old woman looking at me. I recall growling for her to stay back, that I would kill her if she called the police or tried something. She wasn't afraid at all, though, and in fact, I remember her smiling at me. She just told me to take the silver decanters. Confused, but nonetheless accepting of the situation, I took the stolen goods with me and left the premises.

After the robbery, I was kept up all night by the way the old woman had treated me. The next day, knowing full well what could happen, I went back to the house I had broken into with what I stole. I knocked on the door, and the same old woman came to respond. I was so bewildered by what had occurred the previous night that I came back to return what I took. The lady smiled at me again, and this time, invited me into her home on friendly terms. Not knowing what else to do, I obliged her. She served me tea, and after a long time she asked me if I went to church. Church was a completely foreign concept to me. I had pondered the existence of God sometimes, but I was never a believer. So I simply shook my head. She asked me if I wanted to come to church with her sometime. At first, I refused, but the old woman asked me to come visit her again every week afterward and I did. At the end of our meetings, she would always ask if I wanted to church and I would always decline.

One fateful day, though, I finally accepted. Coming to church in the closest approximation of good clothes that I had, I was uncomfortable and pessimistic. Something completely unexpected occurred when I entered the building, however. I was touched by the Holy Spirit. I tearfully accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and baptized on the spot. From that point on, I changed my ways and severed all the ties I had to my previous life of crime; nay, my previous life of sin. I finally felt what it was like to have a true family, to know the feeling of salvation. So I want to share with you all this verse: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life (John 3:16). I thank God every day for what he did for me and you can experience his miracles too if you just accept Christ as your lord and savior and repent.

Now that I'm a Christian, I deplore evil organizations like the Aryan Brotherhood and evil ideologies like Nazism. I promise, that from here on out, that if I were to be unbanned from making custom characters, I will make only wholesome characters suitable for even the strictest of Christian Minecraft servers. No more "Sieg Heil(s)" from this Halorocks22.

>it's real
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 5&p=362693
>he played earlier this year
https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/ckey/halorocks22

Armhulen wrote:no, i'm not unbanning you because of a ((fake)) prison story, or any story relating to something that isn't space station 13

Holy shit Armhauler antisemiatic lynch Armhauler

dude imsxz is ddosing tg

Rohen_Tahir wrote:

Armhulen wrote:no, i'm not unbanning you because of a ((fake)) prison story, or any story relating to something that isn't space station 13

Holy shit Armhauler antisemiatic lynch Armhauler

armholes are holocaust deny

just revive badger on codebase from ~2016 (before clock cult)

imsxz wrote:

TWATICUS wrote:the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

i have not downloaded it but thank you for the offer

download it ok? its only 80 gigs you can delete your ss13 recordings folder to make room

Omega_DarkPotato wrote:honestly I'm too new to talk about the really old states of the game and I'm too tired to read the rest of this thread but because general chat is actually just a lower-quality off-topic (they DON'T want you to know this)

uHHHHHHH mashed potatoes > not-mashed potatoes but if you don't mash the potatoes yourself (eg: you buy the pre-mashed mix shit?? idfk why this exists) I will literally cry that shit tastes like fucking ass it's so fucking godawful holy shit how can people eat this crap

Mashed potatoes are indeed better than baked potatoes

i want to kiss, uh i mean kill lexia black

simple as

gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill Jonathan Gupta

simple as

Kiss me?

TWATICUS wrote:the division 2 is kinda fun did you download it @imsxz you can take swepts spot if youd like

wake up mf god damn i wanna play

Jonathan Gupta wrote:

gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill Jonathan Gupta

simple as

Kiss me?

i only kiss girls in ss13

sorry bye

gum disease wrote:i only kiss girls in ss13

sorry bye

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pick up,
bobbah 'bee' brown

bro I can't believe we're dying bro

MortoSasye wrote:bro I can't believe we're dying bro

You have three days to live.

Just uise the healing magicarp on it....

this is what the discord is like

the only thing that died is your play time

Ever think about how american food is just cursed euro food?

Naloac wrote:Ever think about how american food is just cursed euro food?

this man has never had a papa johns pizza

papa johns causes gigashits in me so their assessment is still accurate

Flatulent wrote:papa johns causes gigashits in me so their assessment is still accurate

Can I see one

Timonk wrote:

Flatulent wrote:papa johns causes gigashits in me so their assessment is still accurate

Can I see one

Log on Terry and seek out one “Nilla Steele”
actually any jannie is sufficient honestly

imsxz wrote:

gum disease wrote:i want to kiss, uh i mean kill lexia black

simple as

I want to robust lexia black.

tgstation may be dying but imsxz is coming back and i cant wait to robust them while they're still rusty
(in 39 days)