/tg/Station 13

Bottom post of the previous page:

You can't burn paper.

1. Anything with authority is always the bad guy.
2. Security is there to make you feel safe.
3. Security Officers will always benefit of the doubt, no matter what.

Number three applies in real life, I know it from experience.

Being a investigator (Detective or Sec Officer in general) is like being a admin, just with less tools and none of the privileges.

>Admins having privileges.

>crybaby admin bias

Gee what an original statement neerti you are really thinking outside the box

ss13 has thought me how to write good code

Miauw wrote:ss13 has thought me how to write good code

Lies.

He has relatively good code, atleast better than the norm.

No I think he means how shitty byond is that even "good" coding in byond is terrible coding in regards with all other languages.

Sprinting up to an armed gunman and attempting to push him down is always a viable strategy.

Xhuis wrote:Sprinting up to an armed gunman and attempting to push him down is always a viable strategy.

Not only viable, but a highly effective strategy.

Everyone is short-sighted and can only see up to 7 meters.

Kraso wrote:Everyone is short-sighted and can only see up to 22 feet.

Fixed that for ya.

srifenbyxp wrote:

Kraso wrote:Everyone is short-sighted and can only see up to 22 feet.

Fixed that for ya.

arent you brazilian

the how is often more important than the why

Breaking into somewhere is a waste of time when you can just build/get your own thing.

cedarbridge wrote:Breaking into somewhere is a waste of time when you can just build/get your own thing.

You got it turned around.

You can get away with anything if you have the right attitude to it.

Robots can be set on fire for maximum hilarity.

Don't touch the animals.

Jetpacks are able to ignore inertia.

Oh boy.

Police (security) are physically incapable of asking questions outside of their interrogation room.
If you could have committed a crime, you're guilty and are to be met with the most heavy sentence possible.
When in doubt, apply fire extinguisher.
Taking a injured person to the hospital is the single most suspicious thing you could do ever.
It's perfectly normal to carry at least three different weapons on you at any given time.
Everyone being paranoid is a blessing and a curse.
Mopping the floors is the greatest crime you could commit in space and is met with near immediate lynchings.
Blood is apparently not slippery in space and nobody minds it being used to paint the floors.
Lube sends you flying five feet forward if you slip on it.
Germs don't exist outside of virology. If someone starts sneezing, the virologist has obviously released something that will kill everyone.
In space, there are no secrets. Everybody knows everything about anything.
A proactive chaplain can undercut all medical jobs with his book.
Re-writing your entire genetic code can be done with one injection.
Virology can make you basically immortal.

I learned the dynamics of code communism, where every coder can do any project they want, how does it affect the project, what does it happens, as a PM, it was a big learning experience, and I am seriously considering making the /tg/ station code a case of study in I.t. group dinamics

Bird meat is not actually meat. It's crackers.

If a gun appears at your feet, it makes complete sense to make six bombs, place five around the station, keep one on you and explode them all.

Exsanguination is not an issue.

Five armed to teeth, highly trained soldiers with mechanized support can be took down by one guy with toolbox.

If your whole body ever catches fire, you can cure the third-degree burns with stop-drop-and-roll and a little ointment.

If anyone tries to get too close to you with a pen in his hand hes an antag and you need to harm him by punching him in the face.

Never use a wrench or a crowbar as a weapon.

Blue is not opposite of red, grey is opposite of red AND blue.

you might outrun the radio for now, but eventually it will get you

For people with internals, space is much like Canada.

Whoisthere wrote:For people with internals, space is much like Canada.

Mostly ok as long as you brought a coat?

never
ever
stand next to someone
NEVER

SS13 taught me how to sniff out a trap.

Often people follow a very specific pattern when trying to lead someone into a trap. It's a combination of awkward speech, a pattern of movements, but mostly a lot of obvious things like leading you into a place where you'll be alone together.


Lessons from a long time HoP player:
A job done perfectly will always go unnoticed
A job done poorly will always get attention

If you're in a position of major authority and someone's gleefully volunteering to help you, they're probably trying to take advantage of you and your authority

You can rob someone blind with a large enough banana peel.

Be respectful to the police

If you throw bodies to lord Singloth he will reject them, but if offer them in a metal container like a locker, he glady takes forth the offering and eats the human inside.

Trust no one.

The field generator will reject bodies, not the singularity itself.

geilebeer wrote:The field generator will reject bodies, not the singularity itself.

I think when he said 'reject', he meant they were gibbed.
When in a locker, I think they dissapear completely, no gib remains.

Spacemanspark wrote:

geilebeer wrote:The field generator will reject bodies, not the singularity itself.

I think when he said 'reject', he meant they were gibbed.
When in a locker, I think they dissapear completely, no gib remains.

Or maybe he meant the whole of singularity, including the field gen.
If you look at it that way, it makes sense.

Spacemanspark wrote:

geilebeer wrote:The field generator will reject bodies, not the singularity itself.

I think when he said 'reject', he meant they were gibbed.
When in a locker, I think they dissapear completely, no gib remains.

Yeah I don't think so

Rumia29 wrote:

Spacemanspark wrote:

geilebeer wrote:The field generator will reject bodies, not the singularity itself.

I think when he said 'reject', he meant they were gibbed.
When in a locker, I think they dissapear completely, no gib remains.

Or maybe he meant the whole of singularity, including the field gen.
If you look at it that way, it makes sense.

That's how I interpreted it initially.

When you stuff bodies into a locker they go through the field allowing you to greentext easily.

That people don't take your threats to fire them seriously until you take their badge.

All that bad/evil people are looking for is some text in green.

Mimes are twice as deadly as clowns

Pulling off the perfect murder / theft is the most satisfying thing you will ever experience.

Stairs don't exist.

Trust your gut.

Work with what you have, work to improve and increase what you have.

How to work with incompetent people.

Basic style.